Me and your dad edition
/brit/
crayon pop
anime
I know 'kill urself' and 'an hero' are thrown around quite a bit.
But let's be serious for a second.
This is not a joke, nor is it meant to be some kind of subversion or some shit, I'm seriously making a suggestion.
You should kill yourself, not in a jokey way, in an actual way. I want you to douse yourself in kerosene and light yourself on fire so you never make another cancerous post.
If you want, I can get in contact with you, help you end your life and later explain to your parents why we thought it was necessary. Even if their first reaction is to renounce their love for you, I'm sure they'll respect your memory as long as you do the right thing and end your life.
Be.
Dead.
no memes
Gf just sent me this
Currently in desperate need of a rugby gf
do u have to
do u have to
do u have to let it liiiingeeerrrrrr
motorised my bed
going to take this bad boy out on the motorway tonight, try and break some records
I know, BUT it was too dark in there with them on and my pockets are quite small and putting them on my collar is equally if not more douchey so what option did I have?
I'll just never go back into that branch of Tesco again.
It's going to be nightmare getting to sleep tonight.
kpop to be quite honest with you
>Muslims in Pakistan fund the construction of a Catholic Church after the previous one was destroyed in a monsoon
Monetised my bed
you need to own it
make it your thang
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Drop something heavy on your head to help you drift off
>went to tesco today
>lots of qt girls wearing their pretty sun dresses
absolutely love women lads
summer is a good season
I'll just stay indoors from now on.
make sure you know where your enemy congregates
in hindsight this was the better business idea
Lost 11lbs since starting my job last month lads
Muscle tone seems to be improving as well
Gonna try to get in on loading and unloading the trucks as much as possible for the sake of extra exercise
on a haley cummings binge
LOVE her floppy tits
>Scottish "people"
camfuze.com
Pretty degenerate desu
>LITERALLY a choice between a Rothschild Jew and a Paki Muslim
How can you even look yourselves in the mirror anymore?
that works too
*turns on vacuum cleaner*
*turns on electric drill*
*scratches nails on chalkboard*
*records sound of a jet taking off*
*distorts the fuck out of them*
WHEN I LOOK AT YOU
OH I BUT I DONT KNOW WHATS REAL
ONCE IN A WHILE AND YOU MAKE ME LAUGH
AND ILL SEE YOU TOMORROW
AND IT WONT BE LONG
ONCE IN A WHILE
THEN YOU TAKE ME DOWN
im gay
sometimes the question and the answer are the same thing
>sports? Nay good sir, watching grown men engage in children's pastimes on the television is far beneath my intelligence
Going to be busy as fuck everywhere tomorrow
Bloody hate bank holidays
keep it down
this desu
working that phone like a whore
Ur not special
Kyary
;_; wew
If he had tits and a fanny I'd fuck him and I'm straight
Kpop spamming twat
*lashes a couple of seaturtles*
adios, comrades
Gays of all varieties belong in mental institutions 2bh
nobody fall for this post.
IT'S NOT A BANK HOLIDAY TOMORROW
Me at the club
I love hearing about things happening all around the world
wew
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*finishes another runt off with my drang hammers*
*tosses the corpse down into the pit*
another one for my mound, and another shackle for my collection
*laughs madly*
>mate said Kevin and Perry go large is a good film
>get to the part where they're getting bullied for being virgins
>I didn't expect these feels
>turn it off and feel lonely
Don't appreciate that one of the biggest philosophical and scientific questions of what makes a human a human was brought to an end because some women decided they needed more convenient lives
REALLY want to facefuck T. Swift several times a day for the rest of my life 2bh
Pastry eating shitdick
>tfw some dude tried me yesterday and I choked him out.
I took a shit in Ibiza
to tell /brit/ I had a poo
and when asked why did I bother
I said 'my life is a disaster'
and it was 'just something I do'
I wanna hatefuck her desu
>he's in 2016 and has not seen Kevin and Perry go large yet
did you have a shit childhood or something?
>not watching it until the triumphant ending where they shag birds
Kind of like your own life I guess
>Chris
Bigot
I can understand rough but why the hate?
reee
fuck up racist cunt
Cause she's a bitch duh
Just had a cum session
Genuinely can't tell if this is from a videogame or not
Kpop spamming twat
Been smoking in doors because I've been lazy to go to the front door. Walked in just then and my house literally smells like a proper smokers house now, fucking hell it kind of smells like shit, but it kind of smells good at the same time.
not with those hands i wouldnae
Business idea:
Formally recognise the Caliphate that ISIS have created as a sovereign state. Then proceed to declare war on the state, and imprison any supporters of ISIS under Treason law.
Anyone up for a play fight?
how would you get money out of that?
anyone up for a sex fight
it clearly is you dolt
*scouts for etsubatsu's*
Would that turn into sex fight
theres a light brown fog in my room from all the farting I've been doing
and the guy who choked him out went to jail
yeah go on
*knocks seven shades of shit out of you*
whoops haha
*batters you*
*puts you out to dry on my washing pole*
War economy and PMCs, like Metal Gear Solid told me
fuckinng LOL
>I'll never touch them anyway
not sure how I feel about this
can't tell if that's a video game or not
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How do you live without killing yourself?
i've just come to terms with that
still appreciate how pretty they are
its what keeps me sane
Sure
>you will never pull their sundress down and get away with it
Genuinely can't tell if this is from a videogame or not
LADS
It's a very specific request, but does anyone know where I can get a shirt with the "you'd prefer an astronaut" album art on it? I've found black ones with the zebra, but I like the zebra on the green background like how it is in pic related more, It's an oddly aesthetic design desu.
what else is it going to be you lanky virgin
would cum in
Typical.
millenials
nah
youtube.com
post modern korean choreography
come to think of it, I did actually call some woman a fucking fat hog earlier today
pretty sure I did it yday too ... several times
make one on one of them sites
having a shower lads brb
Don't make a new without me
Going to watch groundhog day tonight
Wish there was some sort of anime thing in my town so I could go and laugh at all the sweaty virgins, and then talk about anime
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