/brit/

The only cuck joke here is you :^)

atrocious

Shagged some bird in cambridge last night, she got a room for us with her bfs credit card

youtube.com/watch?v=NUdt76CrCok

morning listening x

taking Sup Forums a bit seriously mate

had a wank to the couple next to my hotel room
girl was screaming "your willy is so much bigger"

Think I'm actually depressed now

I press and hold like a snapchat, go over your head like a snapback

Nah, just wondering whether it's JFs that make it shit or whether they're attracted to shit threads

sorry to say but she's taking that credit card so she can't rent a hotel room so that her and Tyrone can go at it

You should change the locks on your house and throw her stuff out before she comes back