>If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
Looks like your wife's son did not get that ryzen cpu pre-order.
0.05 shekels has been deposited to your Intel shill acount. Thank you for your hardwork!
Eli Campbell
>If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. Is this real?
Evan Long
is satire you dips
Andrew White
Sup Forums was a mistake
Aaron Phillips
>Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
Xavier Ross
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.
Levi Smith
Back in my day, trolling meant something.
Noah Hernandez
>AMD >Third World american owned, made in america
fuck off you dumb slavshit subhuman hitler should have gassed you fucking faggots
Adrian Powell
Why can't Americans handle a joke or banter?
Wyatt Baker
because he's a retarded facebook newfag like
Bentley Clark
>third world >based company
Joseph Hill
AMD literally stands for American Micro Devices, dumb fuck
Jordan Sullivan
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Nathaniel Watson
Even I'm a 24 year old newfag and still new this was satire
It's a troll from 2001, you're literally retarded if you fell for it.
Christian Johnson
>Implying there aren't actually people that think this how hopeful of you to have this much faith in humanity
Jonathan Allen
Fuck off back to your subreddit.
Daniel Sanders
I bet they also use Dihydrogen monoxide Fucking scum of a company
Parker Smith
Your intelligence is literally below average
Lucas Price
>ledditposting you know where to go newfriend
Jaxson Foster
Insightful post aspie e-philosopher
Gavin Clark
socket A fag here wage slave built chip going stronk for 15 years great for shitposting, no reason to upgrade
Benjamin Price
They're Americans.
Benjamin Jackson
t. pajeet
Dominic Wood
I remember reading this when I was like, 9 or 10 and was trying to install LILO on my PSP...where does the time go, Sup Forums?
Ethan Reed
>He doesn't know this is an old spicy meme
Andrew Bennett
thanks I have the project x tune stuck in my head now.
Josiah Gutierrez
I don't understand these kinds of posts. Why would you rush to be the first reply just to out yourself as a complete underaged newfag?
Camden Price
I don't care. I just don't support the jews.
I would be glad if muslim shitholes decided to produce their own CPUs and buy from them so I could buy from them and fund their war against israel.
Nicholas Brown
Why are people on this board so fucking autistic?
Zachary Evans
AMDfags were always insufferable retards.
Jeremiah Brown
Considering how they've been spamming Sup Forums lately I'm inclined to agree. It was never this bad with Intel or Nvidia launches.
Aaron Gomez
>prefers to help Muslims than Zionist Jews How's your wife's boyfriend Sven?
Jonathan Adams
Intel and Nvidia launches were never interesting at all. This one is hyped up sky high because of the advertised 52% IPC improvements from bulldozer among other things.
Connor Foster
>8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
Jaxson Williams
And USA literally stands for United States of Advanced
