NOKIA EVENT LIVESTREAM

youtube.com/watch?v=Ca-zC3cWexE

LFMAO BEST SHIT EVER

PAJEETS
BINLAND AUTISM
CHOIR SINGING THE NOKIA ANTHEM AND HALLELUJAH IN A FUCKING CHURCH

ROFL

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fug :D

is this an apple phone?

>Nokia 3310: CURRENT YEAR EDITION
>new Nokia phones filled with aluminum milling
>Withings (the smartwatch maker Nokia acquired last year), is dead, long live Withings
>Nokia 6 no longer chink exclusive

Why is every pushing that stupid wearable/watch meme? Fuck watches, let them die with the 90s where they belonged. They only sweat and dirt.

it the specs are decent the 5 seems like a good deal

>nokia android smartphone
wow lol

compact Nokia 5.. 5.2 inch form factor? How is that compact?

TWO
HUNDRED
DOLLARS

lmao no USB-C

>Your Nokia will be Pure safe and secure.
kek

>Nokia 3, 5 inch

So much for premium. budget phones OPPO and Mi have equivalent design standards desu.

and chinense trojan

OH MY GOD GOOGLE IS HERE

How much was it again?

139 yuros

139€

Ehh, that's pretty good I guess

>Nokia 3, 5, 6 will be out in Q2 of this year, run on Nougat

WHAT DE FUG IS THAT

>150 and 200 dollar practically identical phones

>no removable battery
dropped

Nokia 8 when?

Mims

I RECOMMEND ALL OF YOU TO DRAG TO THE CAMERA TO THE CHOIR ROFL

I'm getting the 3310. fuck android

THE MOST MEME PHONE OF ALL TIME

arent these chinese now?

139, 199, 299 pricepoints with indistinguishable phones. Needs a flagship now.

>i wanna love you like my nokia 3220
Literally who would write that?

>MEEMS

>most memed phone of all time
*cringe*

THE MEMES JACK

MOST

MEMED

PHONE

EVER

NOKIA IS /OOURGUYS/

Fofr premium phonea, these things are insanely cheap!

Pretty awsome, if my phone breaks I'm getting a Nokia.

REEEE LEFTY SHILLING!

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Negros dancing is truly the future of Nokia phones

POO
ON
MOTORLOO

The blonde is quite cute, anybody got her name?

POOO

Great for these people, but how does that sell phones?

>kenyan
>white
????

Shill harder nokiashill.

SNAKE

IS

BACK

they're targeting digitally illiterate people. emotion and nice shots sells to them, not facts.

still a terrible conference because only tech people watch this.

and oh god the fucking choir.

Nokia
connecting people (tm)

Buy a new Nokia and give a dance lesson to some nigger in africa, or a toilet for the pooinloo.

>they can't make an android game
Wh-what?

SNAKE SNAKE SNAAAAAKE

>NOKIA 3310: CURRENT YEAR EDITION

The autism is strong in this stream.

I'm somewhat interested in the Nokia 6. I imagine I will be choosing my next phone between Nokia and OnePlus.

ugly

the dark blue one is nice desu.

did they finally drop fucking windows phone?

That's actually......quite nice.

Nokia.com/phone

BASED
NOKIA

>ONE MORE THING
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

One month standby!

>>System: Dual band 900/1800 MHz
>Software platform: Nokia Series 30+
>Dimensions: 115.6*51.0*12.8mm
>Weight: 79.6 g (including battery)
>Display: 2.4’’ QVGA (240*320)
>two Micro SIM slots
>Curved window with polarised layer for better readability in sunlight
>Connectivity: micro USB, 3.5mm AV connector,
Bluetooth 3.0 with SLAM
>Camera: 2Mpxl camera with LED flash
>MicroSD card support up to 32 GB
>LED torchlight

> €49.99

I`ll buy one.

Quite ugly

Fuck it, imma be a hipster and buy a 3310 just for kicks

...

same

Kind of want one for the standby alone.

I would easily buy one for a kid

>dual band

why

...

Will get one as soon is it comes out
Nokia is back

it's not even about hipster for me I'm tired of the botnet on android. As long as this has a semi-usable web browser I'm getting it.

>As long as this has a semi-usable web browser
Doubt.

>$50
>Doesn't come with Android

How this is considered acceptable I have no idea.

>As long as this has a semi-usable web browser I'm getting it.

you must have never used the later version of nokia phone OS

they have java and everything

pic related from 2015 has better specs and looks better
im disappointed

This should cost 25 euros tops

First look at Nokia's Snake 2017

can somebody give me a quick rundown of the event?

peepole come on stage
peepole talk about phones
last peepole talk about 3310 mk II
the end

>How this is considered acceptable I have no idea.
Smartphones are mostly useless and android is a pile of shit

They have a phone for that market. It's called the Nokia 150.

>Nokia 150 and Nokia 150 Dual SIM come in black and white at only USD 26 before local taxes and subsidies. The phones will become available globally in select markets – rolling out first in APAC, IMEA and Europe – in Q1’17.
hmdglobal.com/press/2016-12-13-nokia-150/

...

fugg this was meant for you

>red speech bubbels
gosh darn commie piece of crap

>event is in a small spanish church
>360 angle livestream, chose yourself
>choir is there to sing the nokia anthem/hallelujah/
>some bullshit about them saving lives with technology
>Nokia 3, 5, 6 announced
>some lefty propaganda with niggers and poo in the loos
>"NOKIA 3310 IS THE MOST MEMED PHONE EVER"
>New version is snake announced
>Google nigger shows up and shills for nokia
>Choir sings "forgetting somethiiiiiiiiiing?" and nokia literally trying to be Apple
>Nokia 3310 2017 announced

thats it.

Looks better than the new 3310 too.
What is the appeal of it, besides memes?

I thought it was well done. reminded me of catholic church

>"NOKIA 3310 IS THE MOST meme'd PHONE EVER"
It's like 9fag vs plebbit

i rage'd a little bit

...

Might even give it a try, this looks like a phone for work.

Just memes

>What is the appeal of it
Nostalgia.

Is that the one with the paedophilia?

But the only thing that's left is the name.
Just buy a refurbished actual 3310 for nostalgia.

>SD430 on Nokia 3, 5, 6
WTF are they thinking?

why is the nokia site filled with pictures of curries and coons?
what the shit

I asked about waiting the flagship of Nokia Android phones in Sup Forums a week ago and one user told me that I was mentally ill. And guess what, he was right.
I'm outta this shithole and look for Nip/Gook phones to replace my Xperia Z2 instead.