Trips decides how the Amazon Server admin will have to kill himself.
Trips decides how the Amazon Server admin will have to kill himself
Anthony Gutierrez
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Adam Jones
3 bullets in his back and the head in a bag of shit.
Julian Gray
Inject thermal paste into the veins of his penis
Gabriel Reyes
Burned alive, while the executives roast marshmallows.
Nicholas Kelly
>accountability in 2017
Just say it was caused by Russia and call it a day.
Brayden Garcia
The classic death by choking on Hippo Dicks
Aiden Rodriguez
That won't kill him.
I'm talking from experience.
Jonathan White
death by snu snu
Gabriel Robinson
Die in a house fire intentionally caused by EVGA novidyo cards
John Adams
He updates Amazon Lambda to use a more recent version of Node.js and proceeds to fuck off.
Bentley Mitchell
God dammit trips you were off by 500...
Aaron Ramirez
Sit on his legs reciting the digits of PI until he dies from starvation.
Michael Sanders
FUCK! off by 6
Lincoln Reed
Lol wut happened?
Jose Perry
I don't wanna go on botnet news websites. Could someone give me a quick rundown on what happened?
Evan Sullivan
Basically Amazons Web Servers went down for a lot of people. They are calling it an "increase in error rates". But half the internet's websites are down.
Nathaniel Long
>Amazons Web Servers down
Ok thanks user. I'm quite happy because that means hipsters got BTFO.
Brandon Brooks
Just a simple hanging
Kevin Jones
Death by exile.
Liam Gonzalez
And you were off by 5
Nathaniel Powell
AWS at 3 Sigma
Ethan Adams
Shamed to death by 9gag users.
Ethan Jones
...
Kevin Diaz
Forced to drink a cold smoothie
Too cold.
Jacob Scott
don't do it user
Thomas Jones
They never get the servers back up and the guy is fired.
Anthony Nelson
murder-suicide
Ethan Howard
OP here. I am the Amazon Server Guy.
Colton Stewart
Die in a fire
Justin Adams
eat your own head
William Phillips
rerolling for this
Angel Robinson
No no no.
As penance he must rewrite the entire network stack powering the AWS cloud in Node.js.
Isaac Gomez
gegen die Wand
Dylan Perez
It'll be a drone strike, direct from Bezos.
Amazon is investing in them after all.
Asher Carter
suicide by 2 gunshots to the head
Cameron Moore
cyanide to the bottom of the feet
Bentley Gonzalez
>wtol.com
repetitive punching in the dick
Zachary Stewart
>I didn't want to have to do this, Leopold...
Oliver Morris
death by bit rot
Dylan Myers
rerolling
Zachary Wood
Snort a couple lines asbestos, then wait in horror.
Carter Nguyen
The interweb can survive a nuclear bomb attack or even the human race extinction but not an Amazon S3 major outage. OK?
Robert Green
AWS guy lives a peaceful life until the end of his days.
Easton Kelly
Drowns in money.
Joshua Gonzalez
Death by poontah
Samuel Brown
As someone who used to work for amazon, he won't be killed by himself or anyone else.
He will be forced to stay alive, staying awake for 12 hour workdays at the very least, working mandatory overtime because he can't argue with workflow, finally heading home only to find out that even there he will have no respite, as his phone rings to inform him:
"Hey the site's down again, I'm gonna need you to come in
-Jeff"
Leo White
sysadmins confirmed for being useless NEETs who browse reddit 7/8 hours per day.
Programmers (masters of the universe) > sissie admins
Bentley Edwards
Getting culturally enriched by Ahmed
Ryan Watson
IT Service Delivery Managers are the masters of the universe, programmers and system admins are souless Chinks or Pajeets that exist by our grace.
Cameron Carter
Meme'd to death
James Johnson
>that means hipsters got BTFO
this
death by drowning
Josiah Jackson
Death by stoning, only instead of stones, we throw rack mount servers at him.
Henry Taylor
rolling for this
Jackson Young
ah, sweet victory
Hudson Lewis
Galaxy note 7 suicide vest
Evan Roberts
voluntary death by snu snu
Nicholas Rivera
Rolling for Amazon Server admin has watch the entire CTRL+ALT+DEL animated series
B^U
Jayden Sanchez
Even the previously unreleased Loss episode?
Jaxson Foster
Evil of this magnitude has to be a violation of the geneva convention.
David Roberts
Reassigned to sole member of failed Seagate Drive replacement team.
Henry Walker
I'm thinking of getting my AWS Cert, is it a good idea?
Easton Adams
You sound pretty unappreciative of people doing the real work. I don't know what you do but I work for a google tier saas company and we don't have "service delivery managers" or "sysadmins". We have systems engineers, operations engineers, and of course developers.
Jaxson Harris
winrar
Robert Flores
How does shit like this even happen?
Connor Price
someone here has worked for amazon?
thinking on applying there
Eli Gonzalez
Does that count?
Brandon Ross
WE HAVE A WINRAR
Hudson Edwards
KEK CONFIRMS IT!
TRIPS DECIDE WHAT TYPE
Cooper Garcia
7zip
Kevin Rivera
crocidolite
Colton Ward
Dont kill yourself desu.
Luke Johnson
I couldn't use our AWS near the end of the work day because of this, and I wouldn't consider myself a hipster
You don't need a certification to rtfm
David Rogers
crocidolite pls
Ethan Hall
Crocidolite
Do it for the meme
John Peterson
Trap aids
Christopher Brown
BANNED FOR LIFE
Elijah Barnes
trips of truth
Joshua Jackson
Oh god his eyes
Benjamin Sullivan
You work for good company why you do this
Ethan Moore
Meh, this should showed how many services depend on the fucking 'cloud'.
We had waves of angry clients yesterday due to this bullshit.
Liam Collins
Kek, this
Nathan Sullivan
Install Gentoo until they die of dehydration