What's the thinkpad of programming languages?

what's the thinkpad of programming languages?

C, it just works despite being outdated

this

but it's insecure

this but correct it to
C, it just >works despite being outdated

so are you

Java.

Go

so are thinkpads, thanks to lenovo

did you mean by any chance the fedora/trillby of programming

Malbolge

Haskell, It's modular, robust and minimalistic for people who want to get things done

Assembly

>minimalistic
Lol.

This desu

I learn R

Scheme

java because thinkpads are shit.

Lisp

Java because enterprise leftovers.

Python.
No bullshit and gets shit done.

You could describe my grandma that way.
She still needs a cane though.

I like this meme.

Learn Moder C.