Why doesn't he like yachts?

Why doesn't he like yachts?

Yachts are for alphas.

He is rich and famous, but he is still beta.

What is it with men and seeing balding as an issue?

Because buying a boat is the biggest waste of money ever. Just cause you have a lot of money doesn't meant that you should spend it on useless shit.

If he ever does have a yearning for being on a yacht, he could just rent one.

Unless you live in a yacht or just sits there 11/12 months depreciating and the upkeep is expensive

It's not an issue ;)

>balding
Why isn't it an issue? It makes you look older and less attractive.

He still have a punchable face.

>useless shit
I like boats and I like to chill on the open sea and whatever. It's only useless if you can't use it.

and being beaten the shit out of make you look even less attractive. reconsider you priorities. society doesn't care if men are young or attractive, because they aren't women

Yachts may seem cool and alpha but they are a showoff and waste of money. They give no investment back only pussy/whores but he is a dead inside since he lost a child once. The head yacht builder in Monaco says a yachts must not cost more that 10% of your net worth plus at least 100 thousand in fuel yearly. He is too busy playing the political game to protect his tax incentives otherwise Tesla would go bankrupt very quick.

Who cares? Is this board for gossip discussion now?

None of that made any sense

Because our society is run by women, and women are vain, status seeking and group conforming creatures who will attack anybody that isn't conforming the what they perceive is societal norm.

Yachts are for young money.

Why the fuck would he want to be on a boat? Land is superior.

im balding at 22, went from having dates to none

Are you sure it isn't because of your lack of confidence? Stop blaming it on your hair

I'd like a Yacht with fast satellite Internet.
I wouldn't let anyone else set foot on it.
Just for myself, to get away.
Anchor in some comfy harbor from time to time.

>muh confidence

>meanwhile the most successful men are ripped, handsome, welldressed with a full head of hair


lol

yachts arent that useful.

what exactly do you even do with them?

sail the ocean for a bit and thats it?

Maybe he doesn't like chicks. Chicks are always attached to yachts.

lmao broke ass nigga

Maybe he doesn't like the type of shallow women who are primarily attracted by material wealth.

Recently read on Tinder
>Your expensive car won't impress me. Go away. In fact, I will swipe left with near certainty.

Keep crying baldy

Do you think Terry would like a yacht?

I have the thickest mane within at least 100km buddy.

I just accept the truth and don't fall for feminist tier >muh confidence BS.

get rekt numale

because he knows the earth is flat

can say im not ripped, nor am i handsome, but i can say at least i'm not balding :') yet

This.
Idiots think women are powerless when in almost every human society they are the ones who set the norms.

>Rats abandon a sinking ship
Shave the rest of those treacherous fuckers off. Any hairstyle longer then 0 cm is for women anyway.

Because yacht is primarily for entertaining people on the sea while showing off your wealth, and Elon doesn't have time for humans.

>Bliss. I'm the nigger now!

I'm pretty sure women who bald don't like it either.

kekd

Scrub needs to get on Larry Ellison's level.

What's with men having issues about the issues of other men? It's almost like you're projecting your own insecurity

>Closeted homos detected

Musk was beaten and bullied for years in school. There is a quora article about it.

>There is a quora article about it.

>>My dick is huge
>There's a buzzfeed article about it

You aren't trying to be "the most successful." You're trying to find one person that is compatible with you.

A yacht gives you ready access to international waters where you can engage in sorded activities and invite your enemies aboard for friendly swims with the sharks.

Then there's vanity, maybe he's just not in the big flashy boaty boat circles. It's about poncey

yachts lose money like a falling rock

Proof you DGAF.

>confidence

Why spend so much on a boat you're going to be on for less than 3 days a year when you can just give the money to your kids when you die?

He's not a yacht person.

oh

I've bought everything I want, too.
Just bought a really cheap version.

Ask Gates why he does neither.

Gates spent tens of millions of dollars on his daughter's equestrian lessons.

Gates is literally a liar

Don't worry, the fact that you're browsing on chinese image boards shurely has nothing to do with that.

He's an alien and water will melt his skin.