I'm a sysadmin at my company, and a person reported some documents they've found. I've examined the documents, and observed that it has many psalms from the koran; photos of a man with a pistol who appears to be taking hostages; a list of ingredients for making bombs; code words and their meanings; and many references to isis. It's disturbing, but nothing threatening. I mean, there's no obvious plans for blowing up the company or something.
What would you do, as a sysadmin, if you saw this?
For the record, the printer used to print the documents wasn't controlled by the domain controller for some reason, so I can't find any records of who could have possibly printed the documents.
>It's disturbing, but nothing threatening >nothing threatening You're an idiot. Do this and kys.
Gabriel Clark
install keyloggers company wide, explode data with Splunk, report to authorities
Sebastian Morgan
how can a sane, unbrainwashed individual consider this behavior "nothing threatening"
>h-haha just your typical muslim things guys... we have to be tolerant of this
Ryder Brown
>HURR DURR HOW DO I DO MY JOB
amazing how some of your dipshits stay employed
Brayden Lewis
DM a NYT Journalist on twitter
they will tell you how to cover it up
Eli Parker
they stay employed by taking the advice of some anonymous dipshits on the ass end of the internet
Julian Bell
call this guy
Aiden Murphy
Probably canadian
Aiden Roberts
OK everyone give me the FBI's number and then I'll report it 1st thing in the morning.
Oliver Mitchell
Have you thought of visiting their website?
Wyatt Turner
...I have now... Writing a report now
Dylan Diaz
they can't lift heir people out of squalor but they sure can make a bunch of bombs
Joseph Kelly
>I mean, there's no obvious plans for blowing up the company or something.
>photos of a man with a pistol who appears to be taking hostages >a list of ingredients for making bombs >and many references to isis
Report him to the police you fucking jackass.
Asher Perez
Take it to a boss and let them handle it. You're not paid enough to deal with this kind of shit.
Zachary Parker
the only muslim extremists on Sup Forums are intel users
Jason Hall
OP snitches get stitches
Brandon Scott
>Report him to the police you fucking jackass. DID YOU JUST ASSUME THE CULPRIT'S GENDER??
Aaron Perry
1. Talk to my Boss. 2. Call the police.
This also should be common sense.
Easton Torres
Total overreaction. He's just larping Counter Strike.
Jonathan Evans
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Grayson Stewart
>report him to the police
No crime to prosecute here. Having police come in to the work place might piss off the bosses because of disruption.
OP tell your boss to cover your ass. If you had found them I'd say just throw them away. Since some guy brought them to you and if nothing happens they might go over your head and you might look like you're fucking the dog. Getting this crap out of your hands and in to someone who's job is actually to deal with this shit is the best thing you can do. Your jobs is to make sure the printers work not worry about what people print on them.
Lucas Carter
You just found a Sup Forumstard with his PolStarter(tm) Pack. They're mostly fat and ineffectual, hence harmless.
Joseph Lewis
report to boss/police after taking backups of the evidence, otherwise it's on you if he/she kills a bunch of other people in an act of terrorism
Christian Phillips
Make a bait thread on Sup Forums
Brayden Thomas
Can you legally justify viewing those documents? Inform management and call the police if they don't.
Are you legally forbidden to view those documents but management knows you can and do? Inform management.
Are you legally forbidden to view those documents and you would definitely get into trouble for viewing them? Kill him.
If you shouldn't be viewing them, anonymous tip to FBI
Jose Lee
Move out of the country and let the problem take care of itself. Sysadmins (good ones) can find work anywhere on the globe.
Asher Wood
>photos of a man with a pistol who appears to be taking hostages; a list of ingredients for making bombs; code words and their meanings; and many references to isis. >It's disturbing, but nothing threatening. Libcuck detected.
Do this and be a hero.
Nathaniel Anderson
Report it, report it, report it.
Even if it ends up not being a big deal or a joke it's best to report it.
Ethan Long
>the printer used to print the documents wasn't controlled by the domain controller for some reason
Christopher Cook
If you see something, say something! It's the only way to save America from the countless foreign terrorists that kill millions every year!
Dominic Torres
So you admit all of Sup Forums are just muslims and not white supremacists. Bursts the liberal pipe dream.
Chase Martin
kek
Xavier Howard
>Filename starts with 1488. Shadilay my brother.
Mason Bailey
It's just some kid fucking with you.
>the printer used to print the documents wasn't controlled by the domain controller for some reason >for some reason Yeah, this is all your fault.
Brandon Walker
Report it to the FBI. If you find this, and he does do something, the FBI investigation that happens then will come back to your negligence.
Kevin Morales
Report to fbi
William Hill
THIS IS WHY you DO REPORT THIS SHIT, it's worse if some dude kills thirty people and he gets a life sentence for not doing anything about it You fucking dumbass
Nathan Sanchez
report deport muslims aren't people, they are the enemy of mankind
Dominic Thompson
If it's somebody at your company, you need to report it to your boss because that faggot wasn't working.
Elijah Gutierrez
Holy crap, all these "report it" people are serious :D
Nathan Peterson
You don't understand what a snitch is.
What is snitching is if you're involved in criminal activity and snitch on someone else involved in the same thing, or you have a low motive for doing it (like envy) and it's about something that poses no real threat to anyone.
A Muslim terrorist is a snitch for snitching another Muslim terrorist. A normal person going to FBI about a Muslim terrorist is a good guy, not a snitch. A Muslim NOT reporting a Muslim terrorist is either a terrorist or terrorist sympathizer and should be treated as a terrorist.
Wyatt Anderson
Lol, if it's a foreigner in modern America, if there isn't a crime, they'll make one up. That whole country lives on racism and litigation nowadays. Anything is a crime if they say so.
Xavier Gutierrez
It was a quote from The Boondocks. The Muslim who printed this should obviously be shot in the face.
Josiah Lee
All conveniently in English when ISIL channels communicate via telegram and in Arabic.
Clearly this really happened.
Caleb Jenkins
>snitches get stitches >a quote from The Boondocks
Dylan Bennett
It's a trite old phrase, decades older than some 21st century TV series.
Jaxson Wright
Faggot
Owen Wilson
tfw I'm a judeo-christian white and I've looked up/read all these things
Like do none of you google and read weird shit?
Julian Flores
Hardly any of the westerners in ISIL can speak Arabic or even know the basics of Islam, this wouldn't surprise me.
Ian Long
let him attack ur country.. after this your country will banned muslim
Ryder Jones
>so I can't find any records of who could have possibly printed the documents. printers mark their documents with a microsignature, the FBI can find out
Landon Harris
>deathcultists not caring about well-being of others wew lad
Hunter James
Depending on the printer you may be able to login and check the print logs.
Jason Sullivan
Only some color laser printers do this. Almost no inkjets do and B&W lasers can't use the known microprinting techniques.
But you're right that OP should contact the FBI, this is their job to deal with
