How true is this?

How true is this?

I've used Arch a lot in the past and don't really think this is very true, a fun joke at best

>make eye contact with Linux user

And how do you propose we do that?

I sometimes do that, but i always regret it because i hate to talk about arch linux to random people.

How do you tell the difference between a Tongan and a Samoan?

They'll tell you.

Sometimes you don't even need to make eye contact..

I am Really liking the symmetry in this captcha

Depends on the linux user. I only ever told people when they asked. Fucking normies need to not look at random people's computers though. REEEEEE

It is quite striking.

How do you make eye contact with a person that has never once gotten out of their house

how to spot a windows user

>"user, how can i disable updates"
>"user why windows update is using 3gb of ram?"
>"no user, those aren't ads they're suggestions"
>"don't be silly user, i totally jewed the microsoft with upgrading to windows 10 free, take that microsoft!"
>"what's the best antivirus, user?"

spotted the linux user

It's true for people who just made "the switch". They're basically in wonderland and can't help but share their new experiences. It's the same with people who just built a house or got kids. They'll tell you all about it.

Visit a jail and go to the wing where they keep the sex offenders.

How to spot a Mac user:
>hipster glasses
>walks around with cup of coffee in one hand and a dildo in another
>refugees welcome short
>white beta cuck

How to actually spot a mac user
>They have a purse or a expensive watch
>eat "organic"
>have friends

How to actually spot a mac user
>he's sucking dicks and enjoy it
>he's taking dick in his ass
>he sits all day on starbucks

>*They'd've
FTFY

What about hacintosh?

Same but with le haxor mask

no, almost, for me it's more like

>"user, im having trouble with xyz, can you help"
>sure, let me see
>5 seconds past with me clicking stuff
>I dont know why windows 10 dosnt do xyz like this
>in linux its pretty straight forward

Q.E.D
Doing whatever they can to get attention