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What are you working on, Sup Forums?

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"The most powerful programming language is Lisp. If you don't know Lisp (or its variant, Scheme), you don't know what it means for a programming language to be powerful and elegant. Once you learn Lisp, you will see what is lacking in most other languages." -Richard Stallman

Good thread

>Richard Stallman
stopped reading right there.

Idris > Lisp/Scheme

Reminder to not use shared mutable state.

Thank god there's an actual thread

Thanks for reading the whole paragraph, reddit

Guess you'd better not use Sup Forums then, Sup Forums is shared mutable state.

Can Lisp be OOFP?

Real thread:

>Thanks for reading the whole paragraph
"stopped reading at a certain point" already means I didn't read it.
>reddit
Who is that, your friend?

give app idea please

Yes.

Nice denial, reddit. Now head back to

Why it must an "app"?

I want to see the reasoning why you're not from reddit, which you obviously are.

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What are some projects that I could work on that would help me understand how hardware and software interact?

Also, what do I need to learn/read to write drivers for (GNU/)Linux?

An app that synchronizes android notifications with your PC

because scripting is garbage and I like AppKit/UIKit

>must be
fixed

I want to see the reasoning why you're not from reddit, which you obviously are.

Lisp 1.5 interpreter

Sup Forums browser

write an app where i can digitize my personality and embed it in a chatbot, so my grand-grandkids could talk to me after i die

>GNU
>using literal garbage

ecks DEE. Ebic post

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I wonder how would Anonymous look if we put all Sup Forums messages in bot

I'm not posting in that dirty fucking frog thread

An app that analyses a sentence and recommends an app

quality posts ITT

jeez that made me sad

Is this some new reddit meme? Fuck off.

Why is java almost always the language of choice for Pajeets?

What are you going to do about it, little faggot? Cry in the corner like you always do?

Good app idea actually, emulating a Sup Forums-er should be insanely trivial to implement with a fairly limited vocabulary to boot ("fag", "plebbit" and a handful more)

C is for pajeets.

Because there are so many Java jobs, so companies are glad to hire unqualified third-world workers.

return new StringBuilder.reverse("OOP");

I don't want reddit stink nearby. Fuck off.

fucking reddit scum. go back. you're not welcome here. this is our secret corner of the internet, us outcasts of society. here we use functional programming languages and FreeBSD

it's literally the best and the most popular (not just among pajeets) programming language

inb4 (You)s

in Haskell this is just

"POO"

>void main()

I don't want your NEET stink nearby. Neck yourself.

I'm a complete beginner to programming. I made this in Python last week after I got the idea in math class. It's used for adding the Sum of a Series.

Please rate.

couldn't care less about that "language"

>
More like

>C

holy shit I just spent hours debugging this
asm volatile (
"mov %w0, ds;"
"mov %w0, es;"
"mov %w0, fs;"
"mov %w0, gs;"
: "=m" (ds)
, "=m" (es)
, "=m" (fs)
, "=m" (gs));
I am so retarded.

poo poo poo pooppoopoppoopopopopooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

I don't want reddit stink nearby. Fuck off already.

Back to FP vs OOP&friends concerning parallel/concurrent: watch at least the first 10 minutes youtu.be/NWSZ4c9yqW8?t=321

In C, this is just Segmentation fault (core dumped)

I don't want your NEET stink nearby. Neck yourself already

...

that's interesting, because I see more C++ Pajeets than I see Java Pajeets. It would be more appropriate to say "why are OOPLs almost always the languages of choice for Pajeets?" and the answer to that would be employability.

Seriously: piss off. Your kind is not welcome here.

>eval
You're living on the edge, son.

>I don't want your NEET stink nearby
NEET website

>eval

Seriously: piss off. Your kind is not welcome here.

>python
you're garbage. fuck off back to . you're not welcome here.

Also I wrote this a few minutes ago. It works but it's insanely hideous. I'm sure I could improve it and make it less lengthy, but i'm not sure how.

Seriously: piss off. Your kind is not welcome here.

>rebuild trash
>responding to p*thon posts

your png is now optimized

i guess i'll just kill myself

>dumb weebshit
>responding to response to a python post

>moe shit

a note taking app for winpho aimed at photographers

working on a number guessing game in js. I've got the generator in a form of a form, all I have to do now is get user input an do if else conditions.

>WinPOO
I see

>dumb weebshit
>responding to a response to a response to a python post
@59254677
>"moe"

This.

Java was almost always the language of choice for Americans, because a lot of US colleges used to teach Java.

These days Java is regarded as too difficult for college students, so they teach Python instead.

Hint: all you need is a for loop.

ok?

actually pretty good for a complete beginner. it's a great idea for beginners to use a lot of math in their programs.

So Americans are pretty much the same as pajeets these days? That's pretty sad to hear.

I fail to see how Java and Python are harder than BASIC

don't bully the pythonbros

Wait, I meant Pascal, nobody learns BASIC in universities

Oh no, ribbit is raiding us wat do?

>python"""""bros"""""
how can someone from a different and inferior species be my brother?

Hell, even MIT switched to Python.

I miss /dpt/ before the solo Sup Forums-gatekeeper and the constant barrage of smug anime faces. Really gone downhill these last few months.

When did Ruby die?

>/dpt/ before smug anime faces

American programmer and an indian programmer follow the exact same programming principles and procedures. No Joke. And both their codebase is utter garbage.

Ironic, isn't it? Americans have a secret fetish about indians.

Ruby was never alive.

Just think, all that engineering effort that could have gone into a worthwhile language instead.

After people stopped using Rails.

I fucking hate all of you normies.

Le norman roooo xDDDDDDDDDDD

Whey did they stop using Rails?
I am trying to escape Python actually before it's too late.

>getch() before main() terminates
because Microsoft® Windows® cmd window closes so fast!

MIT is garbage.

sorry dude. I would say don't post here if you are a beginner. You will be torn the fuck apart. I hate to say it, but /r/learnprogramming and /r/dailyprogrammer on ribbit are way more beginner friendly.

In theory, should i always use some void function(?) after int main() unless i need to return something?

this

MIT is where achmed is going to learn to make better clocks