I'm a network engineer at a telecom and I want to start making money off the side by offering services to small...

I'm a network engineer at a telecom and I want to start making money off the side by offering services to small businesses. What tools do I need that I may not be thinking of? Ethernet tester, punch-down tool, various loopbacks, what else?

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stop being greedy

thicc

just sell test profiles to neckbeards with too much money

How do these negresses and ebonettes achieve and maintain this body shape?

There has to be some form of fat transplantation involved, right? I mean, how can you be that fit above the waist and be morbidly obese below?

>morbidly obese below
That's not how this works

Her thighs/hips are literally 1.5 times her shoulder width. That's not a natural body shape.

Years of selective breeding.

It's called photoshop and photo retouching.

Topkek
This right here is your answer.

Where your body stores fat is genetic or at least heritable and varies by race.

I need more money for my inventions, so I can get even more money

Sauce on the negress?

But when you work out, you burn fat. It's not like you can build muscles e.g. by doing situps without burning your excess fat at all.

Look at professional powerlifters or strongmen, they usually have a lot of muscle and fat at the same time. To gain muscle you have to eat, and some of that inevitably turns to fat. The only easy way to be super muscular and lean at the same time is steroids. The opposite is also true, you won't gain much muscle while losing weight unless you were already pretty weak.

It's possible and you can even classify shapes.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_body_shape#Female_Shapes_in_the_Fashion_Industry

The "imgur" link in 4chanX gives Shai Trendii as an image title.

Strongmen have big muscles, they don't have jiggle fat you typically have when you're obese like the chick in the pic. Also, she doesn't look muscled.

I call fat transplantation.

Fucking don't do this.

I do exactly this and I wish I hadn't. Yes, the extra money is nice, but it's annoying as hell to work this extra shit into a schedule. Maybe you'll do better.

This ain't DPRK bud

>Obese

Only thing fat about this is what she's doing to my fierce two inches.

how much menial support shit is it? I do design and implementation right now so if they want to do that or like integrations I'd be all over it, I may not do it if it's all menial support

They literally have high test

>apple
>female
The shoulders are wider than the hips...

>nails
GROSS

no that's normal

>The only easy way to be super muscular and lean at the same time is steroids.

Not necessarily.

you mean all-in-one, including all cabling and equipment installation?
- drill/bit driver + bits, desu get a full set most common ones are ph2 pz2, ph1 for smaller screws like rack handles for quipment, lots of stuff use torx (you definitely want t10-t25, t30 and higher is used less desu but still nice to have), hex for some racks.
- drills for metal
- ph2/pz2 screwdriver and most used torx in places where you cant reach with driver or just have 2 screws and cba to set driver up
- flat screwdriver is really useful, from scrapping paint to breaking off blinds from racks
- hex keys cause sometimes hex screws are bitches
- wrenches, in euroland i most commonly use 8/10/13, sometimes 17, rarely higher. idk about imperial systems
- label maker, any cheap dymo is good
- knife
- rj wire strapper/crimper
- pliers, wire cutters
- multimeter
- if you think about doing some basic electrical work - electrical crimping thingy
- rj tester
- some serial interface, there are nice usb moxa uports
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serial cables for equipment you might work with, like cisco, some serial-rj cables are nice to have too
- electrical tape, some markers
- supplies like screws, cage nuts, rj45 connectors
- flashlight
- rack keys/service keys
- fiber tester (even that pen light type is really useful), might get something that can measure at least attenuation too
- crowbar
- hammer
- krone
- measuring tape

just stuff i can name out of top of my head, prolly missing some

source: i'm lab admin in a big telco r&d lab.

Keep a cat5 or 6 with you. Always.

Fucking toner probe, why has no one said this

That's Chloe Grace Mortz or w/e

This

The image in OP is photoshopped as fuck

This and you probably have some a non compete clause somewhere in your contract, your better off just doing freelance jobs as a subject matter expert for private groups/rich people doing work on their mansions

Does it matter though?

GOMAD

OP How do I start my own ISP?

>what is gynecoid obesity

a lot of black women aren't retarded enough to turn into obese blobs

Maybe ones that show off their muscles, but check out the kind of dudes that do the truck lifting type shit; they typically have lumberjack builds.

The body needs fat to support the muscles.

A lawyer. You need someone competent enough to write your contracts.

that's the maximum of thicc, everything beyond is just disgusting and fat, you blubber-loving shitface.

give me the chocolate

Stop telling people what to do

set up your own mpls network and negotiate contracts with several edge carriers

>a lot of black women aren't retarded enough to turn into obese blobs
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=RDlhpgiTYl4

how can white girls compete with THIS

Not all women have herpes and an 80 IQ.

But user she's probably half white.
Actual africans have much darker skin.

Photoshop? Why are her feet inward?

You can't point your feet inward? How fat are you?

it's considered cute