/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/zP789wR

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg (embed)

>Chink Shit Infographic v2.0 "Still Unfinished Edition"
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user's autismcube arrived • user adds another danbo to his collection • user unboxes and reviews his Vivo XE800 • user unboxes a shock mount • user's chinkhaul: rechargeable AA housefires, LiitoKala Lii battery charger, digital caliber, chinktorch • user got chinked with his pistons • user's knives has arrived • user likes his chink earphone foam tips • user installs his newly arrive car LED lights. Note: careful user, I got cited for mine being too bright Previous Thread

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idc.com/getdoc.jsp?containerId=prAP42292517
fortune.com/2017/01/24/china-smartphones-oppo-vivo-huawei-xiaomi/
line-stickers.com/weiwei/
youtube.com/watch?v=cZBXbCWZQDc
ebay.com.au/itm/3-in-1-Car-MP3-Player-FM-Transmitter-Cigarette-Lighter-USB-Smart-Car-charger-AUX-/391359639219?hash=item5b1eda2eb3:g:jVQAAOSwHnFV69RD#
aliexpress.com/item/Cowin-E-7-Soft-Bluetooth-Headphones-stereo-with-Mic-Wireless-Headset-Earphone-for-Phone-PC-Computer/32693880652.html
youtube.com/watch?v=oAf8DTwdsxg
youtube.com/watch?v=W5st-V81zhc
youtube.com/watch?v=COF0-TlJBy4
youtube.com/watch?v=lVpVmBAR9xI
youtube.com/watch?v=M_q9oSzgNp8
youtube.com/watch?v=3r73E9ZlD18
m.fasttech.com/p/6635405
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Bless you

Taobao's mascot isn't cute.

>Lmao

>mascot is an orange condom
>Orange signifies AIDS

Is OP trying to tell us something?

pls don't bully tao

could be worse tho

Looks like a very badly executed sackboy knockoff attempt

t. Disgruntled Xiaomi Shill

I wonder why Xiaomi's losing money when their phones sell like pancakes

No one wants pancakes in china

Looks like today is a chink shit day for me

Cant wait to get home

how r ur packages sticking to the ceiling like taht

...

user you are abusing the postal system. Cool pic TBQH.

The post man likes me, i make him coffee if i happen to be home at time when he comes.

Hes always curious what i have bought this time.

Cube i9 still undisputed king when it comes to (light) gaming on a chink tablet?

hows shipping to australia?

straya

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>To see If I still feel

Because they don't sell that well, it's mostly shills online pretending to buy them to convince others to buy it.

Mostly because Vivo/Oppo, Huawei became a thing

Jesus that's terrifying

idc.com/getdoc.jsp?containerId=prAP42292517

fortune.com/2017/01/24/china-smartphones-oppo-vivo-huawei-xiaomi/

Xiaomi is still part of the Big 3 though

It would karate chop your head in if you look at it wrong

They sell their phones at a loss to gain market share.

follow up pic

WeiWei a cute.
line-stickers.com/weiwei/

hey sorry for being such a new fag. But how did you work that out?

>upside down picture
>straya aka down under

no less than 6 packages waiting at post office

Your camera is upside down, and as we all know australia is upside down

upside down straya meme

Poster might be from yurop if pic was taken just now

Also if I'm right that's yurop sockets

shapening tools for kitchen knives
new focusing lens for laser
water leak detectors
xlr connectors
thing to direct air in laser cutter
bluetooh camera remote
solid steta relay

>>Meanwhile
youtube.com/watch?v=cZBXbCWZQDc

What's the best Taobao proxy?

finaland

im off to post office to get these bad boys

sheit thought you guys were tracking ip's

65daigou

ebin

>average /csg/ user
>any technical aptitude at all

Bhiner
Taobaoring

Anyone have any advice/experience with usb aux car dongles.

ebay.com.au/itm/3-in-1-Car-MP3-Player-FM-Transmitter-Cigarette-Lighter-USB-Smart-Car-charger-AUX-/391359639219?hash=item5b1eda2eb3:g:jVQAAOSwHnFV69RD#
bought this but its has terrible noise interference plus the firmware plays random music from your phone/mp3 player when connected via usb instead of just charging it.

>tfw you want everything to work but only want to spend $8

nice haul

No way of knowing unless you have access to Sup Forums's servers. Also finn poster scrubbed his pic

"hacking" isn't really like what you see in hackerman movies. Most of id'ing is still detective work

I got this controller from Taobao for around 50 yuan (about 8 USD), and it came with a set of thumbstick covers and an OTG cable for compatibility with a phone or a tablet.

When plugged into a PC, it works plug and play and essentially is an XBOX 360 controller, working with my 360 controller compatible games albeit the fact that the left thumbstick and the dpad are in separate positions but it's okay. Plugged into a phone, it works just as well, working like a dream on a PSP emulator.

For only 8 dollars (Well you need to find a proxy, a forwarder or a buddy in China who will send it on for you so it will probably cost more) it's great.

Also autism cubes at like 2 dollars a piece

Does the turbo work as is?

Are you a chink or why did you buy that specific controller from taobao instead of a random other one from ali?

Just wanted to try out a random controller and a friend sent it on to me as he was in China at the time

Because Taobao is greatest Secret of the Orient
>You have to master the Chink Shit to enter the Tao

shipping murders my wallet sometimes tho

/r/ what's the best chink shit bluetooth earphones right now?
KZ HDSE are out of stock and the Mi Sport ones got bad reviews for sound quality.

i expected the xiaomi bunny to step in and start breakdancing.

Link?

Remax
Meizu
Awei
Sound Intone
Bluedio
Ausdom

Looks like the link is broken now

aliexpress.com/item/Cowin-E-7-Soft-Bluetooth-Headphones-stereo-with-Mic-Wireless-Headset-Earphone-for-Phone-PC-Computer/32693880652.html

youtube.com/watch?v=oAf8DTwdsxg

Sup Forums scrubs exif data, no need for doing it manually.

Dude, watch out when you open the door, the mailman is trying to prank you.

Does anyone have experience buying chink camera batteries? I want some NP-W126 but I also don't want to blow up my camera.

That I didn't know. I scrub mine nevertheless even if tagging is disabled for good measure

Intones are quite popular but I'd rather buy aux bluetooth adapter

>>Meme Story:
youtube.com/watch?v=W5st-V81zhc

>>Meme Shounen:
youtube.com/watch?v=COF0-TlJBy4

>>Meme Kawaii:
youtube.com/watch?v=lVpVmBAR9xI

>>Meme of the Three Kingdoms:
youtube.com/watch?v=M_q9oSzgNp8

>not having a red guard mi bunny securing your xiaomeme devices

>Communism intensifies

I got my Sanrenmu 7010, it is extensivly reviewed in some yt vid which keeps popping up here.

The built quality is great, the blade came sharp out of the box. Cuts through paper and cardboard easily. The handle is a little bit too small for me, but still allows a firm grip thanks to the clip. The axis is smooth. I can whip the blade open fast without any problems. The axis lock seems to have a middle position where it can't be closed anymore but is not fully locked open, but doesn't happen if you properly flick it open. For 5,44€ with gbpoints its a 9/10 knife.

I feel like this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=3r73E9ZlD18

Thanks again to the user which provided the gb 15%off coupon.

Im looking forward for my next knife. Maybe a little larger in size and longer blade that 6.5cm

Is this a good spinner?

m.fasttech.com/p/6635405

>14$
why

according to this guy it is:
I just ordered one two. The brass ones seem to run better than aluminium ones

You mean like Zuk?

>why
No reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well i won't judge ya

Xiaomi piston 3 or KZ-ATE/ED9?

Remax 610D

/csg/ awoke a desire in me to buy a chink knife even though I know I don't have any use for it. I already got tons of box cutters to open any packages I get.
what do you use your chink knifes for? just autistic EDC in case you get in a "fight"?

where can I get chink automatic knife?

browning chink for $4??

good deal or nah??

Hai knifefags. How do you sharpen your knives? I have acquired a terrible OCD on keeping my knives sharp

Yes

Mineral oil and whetstone

Average /csg/ poster wouldn't even have balls to pull out knife against Tyrone and his friends.
>I-i h-have a knife!!
It's just for edc or to play with.

This is always good practice.

cut fruit and veggies at work.

Does anyone find this odd in Aliexpress??
Whenever you write a review and you have the option to not put your real name and you click it and send a review.
You check the product page again and your name initials come up on the review.
Like wtf? I didn't want my initials on the review system come up even though I clicked not to. Wtf my paranoias sinking in again


Is this the sellers doing or the systems fault? I'm so confused af rn

Knives are for cutting things user.

Ganzo 7211 off Fasttech.

OTF knife?

If you put it that way, Xiaomi piston 3.

How is the xiaomi band 2? What site is most reliable?

Those are for fags, user.

Couldn't you chink the chinks every time the tracking number stops before it arrives to your home?
Just claim that it never arrived even if it did.
Not that I'd do it, just curious

Anyone bought from Voxlink?

I bought from January 31 and the guy sent it out but cancelled the order, he said he sent it again and gave me a different tracking number that's not from the regular china post ordinary small packet plus tracking number that can be tracked. And he likes to extend buyer's protection every week, now it's up to the last week of May.

Brass is a lot heavier than aluminium. It will feel much better when fidgeting with it.

it's not an axis lock, it's a frame lock. the "middle position" is just the detent ball on the liner lock engaging the knife

/csg/ awoke a desire in me to buy a chink autism spinner even though I know I don't have any use for it. I already got tons of autism to open any packages I get.
what do you use your autism spinners for? just autistic EDC in case you get in a "autism"?

g7211, g707, 7582al, they're all on the infographic

fake microtech troodon/microtech halo v on dhgate

Anybody have any vape recommendations between 15-20 bucks, or are they all poison?

I recently quit smoking, and I want to try vaporizing for a bit but I don't want to spend money on something I probably wont use for very long.

maybe don't buy at all?
considering you're quitting the hard shit, your saving monies too

can I order weed from ali/ebay?

yeah, you're right, I can confidently say I've kicked the habit, I just thought it'd be cool to try for the flavors and stuff, but I guess I could just eat icecream or something

thanks user

no, you can probably order form some onion website.