Where can I legally hire an elite hacker?

Serious answers please.

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You want someone to program something for you for money? If it's malware you'll still need to find a way to get it on their computer.

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I need somebody who can grant me access to a Moderator's account on a video game called Realm of the mad god.

Visit hacking conventions and meet up irl, get their cards, etc. I don't think anyone will take you seriously if you try to do it online, you'll probably just get hacked yourself for fun.

>legally hire
Well this implies that whatever purposes you want them for are perfectly legal. I recommend posting a listing on Indeed stating that you are hiring a pentester/certified ethical hacker, and will be paying a minimum of 100k a year starting, plus decent health benefits.

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I need the Email + pass of any one those accounts.

realmeye.com/guild/DecaGMs

How feasible is this?

Easy. Just r-substitute the eigenvalues of the password's hashing function and do a convolution product between that and the login. Then biject what you have to Z/3Z and you'll find the password.

Serious answers please

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its easy if you're not a brainlet

you cannot legally hire someone to commit a crime

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Do you need to get access to some sort of account? If so, that is not very hard to do.

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Any top level university o institute.

this is correct, but if you want to keep the account afterwards you have to remember to salt the hash matrix.
even brainlets can do this. it's only hard if you're (((OP)))

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I-is this a joke or am I retarded?

Wow user. I didn't know PC's could make mustard gas until today.

forensics
penetration testing
etc.

It's a joke

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How's college going?

Heh, kid, I've hacked a few computers in my time with my Kali Linux OS™ Skills. Shoot me a PM at [email protected].


Cya around kiddo'

Yes.

But it depends on the purpose.

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