Bring my thinkpad with debian to school

>bring my thinkpad with debian to school
>teacher said bring a laptop for group work
>start using it in class to log in to the portal
>normies looking at me with disgust behind their macbooks
>saying things behind my back
"what even is that"
"must be windows or something, haven't used that shit in years"
>teacher arrives
"alright class lets partner up, pick someone who brought a laptop to do your work with
>no one partners with me when I clearly have a laptop
>there's a group of 3
>finish the assignment by myself in 2 hours
>took everyone else like 30 minutes
>teacher kept asking if everyone was done
>basically everyone but me was
>alienated from an entire class of kids in a core major class so I'll see these kids for the next 3 years

y-you guys said unix masterrace, right? fuck macbooks, r-right?

What the fuck are you talking about bruh?

macOS is unix
lurk the FUCK more nigger

if you feel that bad about yourself, then go buy a macbook

fag

It wasn't the laptop that got you alienated, it was probably the way you looked and acted

You're doing it wrong

>bring thinkpad with Parabola GNU+Linux to school
>everyone looks at me weird
"lmao what an old laptop"
>you haven't seen nothing yet
>turn on laptop, get past grub screen with anime girl on it
>logon and tty opens
"haha what kind of nonsense is that"
"pfff, you wouldn't understand"
ls -al
top
"oh my gosh are you some kind of hacker?"
>class thinks im super smart now
>but im not done yet
>press 'q'
startx
>dark background with anime girl loads up
>open up 5 rxvt-unicode windows
>dark themed command prompt with pretty colors
>run htop, screenfetch, ncmpcpp, alsamixer, and a cowsay ironically making fun of how autistic I am
"oh my gosh it looks so pretty, its probably even better looking than my Mac OSX machine"
>become the star of the class
>everyone wants to be partners with me, theyre all fighting
>in the midst of the madness, someone spills their water
"omg user im so sorry about that"
>yare yare daze
>lift up my Lenovo Thinkpad x200
>water flows through the drain holes
"oh my gosh, what a cool laptop, its even cooler than my iMac"
>entire class passes out
>the teacher gives me an A
>graduate immediately

wat da fuk is dis

You have created all of that just to try making a point on a place no one gives a fuck? This is pathetic, get a life

autism

literature

hearty keks

>go to any sort of IT-related class
>everyone just uses whatever random laptop they please, thinkpads a little over-represented
>the one guy with a macbook is running Arch

>bring my ThinkPad X200 tablet PC to school
>flip it over into tablet mode during the lecture
>nobody cares

kek'd

Why you no answer that is a free operating system
And put your LibreOffice shit to work and voilaaaa

fake and gay

Whenever someone at school sees my OS:

>What is that?
>Linux
>Oh, cool.

Even my 60yo (technical) Communications teacher (some old women) use Ubuntu at home. Linux isn't weird or fringe, it's well known.

not

>What is that?
>Linux
>OMG user, ARE YOU A PEDO?

>bring my libreboot x200 to work on Friday
>boss comes by at lunch sees me on IRC
>looks at memepad, terminal spergery
>glances at his iPhone
>"freetard"
>boss slowly walks away smirking
Chris I know you're in here shitposting, pls giv raise.

>use linux
>everyone thinks you a programmer or hacker
>use bsd
>wtf is that

>it's the kernel that gives pedos away, not the kiddy drawing wallpapers

Mac is UNIX you dumbfuck. Not our fault that you arrived to class with a $50 ebay find and your shitty anime riced Debian.

>Hur dur I'm all alone
You're supposed to get up and get in a group you stupid autist don't expect people to give a shit about you

MacOS is UNIX
(GNU/)Linux is not
Newfag

>Can't make friends
>Blames it on Linux

That's a new one

GNU literally means not Unix

Kewl

...

Are you retarded or are you some kind of apple shill?

>unix masterrace
Gnu's not Unix, numbnuts

>tfw no thinkpad gf

>this is what memepad gnoo loonix freetards really believe

>>in the midst of the madness, someone spills their water
i lost it

It's bsd after a thousand generations of incest, rape and captivity. It's an abomination that has no place in the world.

Why doesnt this happen to me :(
I wanna show off my cool alsamixer screenfetch ncmpcpp and asciiquarium

Sorry, but no OS is going to save you from your lack of a brain.
You just had to finish the assignment faster than the others to be the cool kid.

kek

fake story but still, fag

>asian
>girl
>emacs
>thinkpad
HOLY
where can I find this

Your dreams

>debian
Wut? I thought this copypasta used Arch...
Are you an Archfag?

cool story bro

nah you're just autistic

debian logo always reminds me of pic related astrophysical mystery. If this is a supernova remnant, how did that spiral get in there? Should have spherical symmetry.

no one gives a shit what you use, its all about how you use it
they'll be talking shit no matter what

>girl

GNU's not Unix, but it is unix

not

>What is that?
>Kirino Mosaic
>OMG user, ARE YOU A PEDO?

same

>y-you guys said unix masterrace, right? fuck macbooks, r-right?
Linux isn't UNIX. OS X is closer to UNIX than Linux ever was.

>>finish the assignment by myself in 2 hours
>>took everyone else like 30 minutes
why?

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Correction: Apply was the only one bothering (and paying) to get it certified because nobody else is autistic enough to give a shit about it.

...

I am not autistic enough to care.

We don't want kids here, go away

> emacs
> girl

This, only faggots use emacs.

macs are for fags

OP is a fag.

People just leave me alone when they see me using linux. They all use windows and are afraid of the commandline.

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>use linux
>everyone thinks you a programmer or hacker

linux is just a collection of poorly written hacks. that just happened to be an operating system.
fite me, freetards

Suck my cock pajeet

>just a collection of poorly written hacks
As is every other major operating system besides TempleOS.