>bring my thinkpad with debian to school >teacher said bring a laptop for group work >start using it in class to log in to the portal >normies looking at me with disgust behind their macbooks >saying things behind my back "what even is that" "must be windows or something, haven't used that shit in years" >teacher arrives "alright class lets partner up, pick someone who brought a laptop to do your work with >no one partners with me when I clearly have a laptop >there's a group of 3 >finish the assignment by myself in 2 hours >took everyone else like 30 minutes >teacher kept asking if everyone was done >basically everyone but me was >alienated from an entire class of kids in a core major class so I'll see these kids for the next 3 years
y-you guys said unix masterrace, right? fuck macbooks, r-right?
Parker Turner
What the fuck are you talking about bruh?
Matthew Peterson
macOS is unix lurk the FUCK more nigger
Blake Garcia
if you feel that bad about yourself, then go buy a macbook
fag
Charles Sullivan
It wasn't the laptop that got you alienated, it was probably the way you looked and acted
David Butler
You're doing it wrong
>bring thinkpad with Parabola GNU+Linux to school >everyone looks at me weird "lmao what an old laptop" >you haven't seen nothing yet >turn on laptop, get past grub screen with anime girl on it >logon and tty opens "haha what kind of nonsense is that" "pfff, you wouldn't understand" ls -al top "oh my gosh are you some kind of hacker?" >class thinks im super smart now >but im not done yet >press 'q' startx >dark background with anime girl loads up >open up 5 rxvt-unicode windows >dark themed command prompt with pretty colors >run htop, screenfetch, ncmpcpp, alsamixer, and a cowsay ironically making fun of how autistic I am "oh my gosh it looks so pretty, its probably even better looking than my Mac OSX machine" >become the star of the class >everyone wants to be partners with me, theyre all fighting >in the midst of the madness, someone spills their water "omg user im so sorry about that" >yare yare daze >lift up my Lenovo Thinkpad x200 >water flows through the drain holes "oh my gosh, what a cool laptop, its even cooler than my iMac" >entire class passes out >the teacher gives me an A >graduate immediately
Christian Martin
wat da fuk is dis
Jackson Hernandez
You have created all of that just to try making a point on a place no one gives a fuck? This is pathetic, get a life
Wyatt Russell
autism
Aaron Martinez
literature
Anthony Miller
hearty keks
Isaiah Martinez
>go to any sort of IT-related class >everyone just uses whatever random laptop they please, thinkpads a little over-represented >the one guy with a macbook is running Arch
Thomas Bell
>bring my ThinkPad X200 tablet PC to school >flip it over into tablet mode during the lecture >nobody cares
Gabriel Hall
kek'd
Gavin Morris
Why you no answer that is a free operating system And put your LibreOffice shit to work and voilaaaa
Aaron Parker
fake and gay
Whenever someone at school sees my OS:
>What is that? >Linux >Oh, cool.
Aiden Jackson
Even my 60yo (technical) Communications teacher (some old women) use Ubuntu at home. Linux isn't weird or fringe, it's well known.
Jacob Davis
not
>What is that? >Linux >OMG user, ARE YOU A PEDO?
Jonathan Clark
>bring my libreboot x200 to work on Friday >boss comes by at lunch sees me on IRC >looks at memepad, terminal spergery >glances at his iPhone >"freetard" >boss slowly walks away smirking Chris I know you're in here shitposting, pls giv raise.
Jordan Rodriguez
>use linux >everyone thinks you a programmer or hacker >use bsd >wtf is that
Christian Taylor
>it's the kernel that gives pedos away, not the kiddy drawing wallpapers
Kayden Peterson
Mac is UNIX you dumbfuck. Not our fault that you arrived to class with a $50 ebay find and your shitty anime riced Debian.
Brody Lopez
>Hur dur I'm all alone You're supposed to get up and get in a group you stupid autist don't expect people to give a shit about you
Christopher Thomas
MacOS is UNIX (GNU/)Linux is not Newfag
Matthew Peterson
>Can't make friends >Blames it on Linux
That's a new one
Nicholas Robinson
GNU literally means not Unix
Ethan Cook
Kewl
Nathan Russell
...
Josiah Wilson
Are you retarded or are you some kind of apple shill?
Gabriel Ramirez
>unix masterrace Gnu's not Unix, numbnuts
Jackson Watson
>tfw no thinkpad gf
Isaiah Rodriguez
>this is what memepad gnoo loonix freetards really believe
Juan Brooks
>>in the midst of the madness, someone spills their water i lost it
Michael Green
It's bsd after a thousand generations of incest, rape and captivity. It's an abomination that has no place in the world.
Christopher Reed
Why doesnt this happen to me :( I wanna show off my cool alsamixer screenfetch ncmpcpp and asciiquarium
Landon Turner
Sorry, but no OS is going to save you from your lack of a brain. You just had to finish the assignment faster than the others to be the cool kid.
Levi Harris
kek
fake story but still, fag
Noah Rodriguez
>asian >girl >emacs >thinkpad HOLY where can I find this
Jackson Turner
Your dreams
Charles Hall
>debian Wut? I thought this copypasta used Arch... Are you an Archfag?
Nolan Parker
cool story bro
Luis Carter
nah you're just autistic
Sebastian Wilson
debian logo always reminds me of pic related astrophysical mystery. If this is a supernova remnant, how did that spiral get in there? Should have spherical symmetry.
Colton Butler
no one gives a shit what you use, its all about how you use it they'll be talking shit no matter what
Nicholas Lee
>girl
Elijah Sanders
GNU's not Unix, but it is unix
Evan Baker
not
>What is that? >Kirino Mosaic >OMG user, ARE YOU A PEDO?
Alexander Rivera
same
Samuel Carter
>y-you guys said unix masterrace, right? fuck macbooks, r-right? Linux isn't UNIX. OS X is closer to UNIX than Linux ever was.
Daniel Jenkins
>>finish the assignment by myself in 2 hours >>took everyone else like 30 minutes why?
Hudson Sanchez
...
Christopher Moore
Correction: Apply was the only one bothering (and paying) to get it certified because nobody else is autistic enough to give a shit about it.
Dominic Ward
...
Jeremiah James
I am not autistic enough to care.
Eli Stewart
We don't want kids here, go away
Liam Diaz
> emacs > girl
Ryan Lewis
This, only faggots use emacs.
Daniel Williams
macs are for fags
Julian Robinson
OP is a fag.
Jordan Barnes
People just leave me alone when they see me using linux. They all use windows and are afraid of the commandline.
Hunter Morgan
...
Ryder Allen
>use linux >everyone thinks you a programmer or hacker
linux is just a collection of poorly written hacks. that just happened to be an operating system. fite me, freetards
Josiah Cruz
Suck my cock pajeet
Oliver Green
>just a collection of poorly written hacks As is every other major operating system besides TempleOS.