Cringe hardware thread

Cringe hardware thread.

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>network card called "KILLER"
I wish I was cool enough to own this

For going so far in the other direction as to be actively boring

wouldn't mind that for an office PC case, actually.

Is this your case?

I'd rather have something that's elegant without being Bland like the bitfenix Pandora or one of the ibm workstation cases

No, I wouldn't be able to fit 360mm radiators in that, I've got a Pandora ATX

>tfw I unironically own a case almost like this because it was like 40% off and genuinely not that bad of a case
kill me

Can we hang out and drink monster energy drink mixed with crystal skull vodka and then go shopping for hair bleach and ball bearing necklaces

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But it can? Are you retarded?
It takes one google search

This pleases the manchild.

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Can I fit two of them plus a pump and a 240 millimeter Reservoir

no way that is real

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Yep, don't know why you would go that overkill but yes, now fuck off back to /r/battlestations

Not hardware but in the same manchild tier.

people still do that?
that shit is so 2009

>he doesn't believe
ekwb.com/shop/ek-ram-monarch-x4-nickel-original-csq

Car ricing has always been embarrassing and a surefire way to spot manchildren.

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It's funny how PC manufacturers cannot even get that wrong.

All blank, just plain black. Nothing to be designed, nothing special.

And then it's still plastic garbage with a glued on aluminium plate on the front.

If you don't build your own case, you are doing it wrong, because there simply is no way to do it right.

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I would

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Indeed, also if they could drop the 5.25" bays it would be perfect.

Shit, anyone remeber the ASUS TYTAN vid? It was on some alternate host from gee and showed how tytan expanded its sides for liftoff. Is the host still there?

If they gave me that case for free I'd use it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pyXn9no_o04

>just wow

I was a huge fan of nexus line until this thing popped out

-ANY Alienware PC or laptop
-custom GPU coolers
-liquid cooling
-MLP stickers

is this a playstation for audiophiles?

this is actually funny

I've thought of doing this (or at least sinks and a fan) to some of my shittier routers.

corsair is king of gimmick ram

i had the TWINX1024-3200LLPro

All cases with side windows

They know. They had to rebrand the whole line because of that.

They call these kind of phones "Pigsel" now

ASUS ROG is a solid source for laughs.

that shit is illegal in sweden

yes, audiophiles think it has the greatest dac ever made

plastidipped pcb too

methe-family.de/tet_cochise_1000.htm

it was good ram but its only purpose was to look cool when i had the side panel off once in a while

certain colors like blue are not allowed in the US either

ruining your playstation is perfectly legal though

>has to turn on its hazard lights when it pops open

da phuc

Sweden on the forefront of banning manchildren.
Good for Swedne.

This shit bugs me because I'd love a black mobo with green accents but they had to fag it up with gun shit. Now don't get me wrong, I love guns, but not on a computer.

place your gaming mouse and gaming keyboard back on the desk and don your gaming headphones
>you have 20 seconds to comply

That is the most dull fucking thing I've ever seen...

So why do they call it Republic of Gamers? Who's in the senate?

I have Nexus 6p and I think it's a great phone.

Seems you have never actually felt the case or anything. It's very good. Cause I own it.

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>Who do you think its okay to kill?

this just makes me want to find a retro arcade and play KI2

Is it sat against the wall so the fans don't make it fly off?

kys gaymer faggot, fractal is goat

Yes and replace them by hotswappable drive bays.

(Then again, that's what you end up doing with 5.25" bays anyway)

>And then it's still plastic garbage with a glued on aluminium plate on the front.

It's called "airflow," faggot.

Todd Howard
That's it

>he doesn't prime, base, mica and clear coat his playstation

What the duck is wrong with it?
Aside from being the same boring smartphone slab as everything else...

Looks fine. You'll put it in a case anyway.

Asus and their blinky lights. Had to pull the shroud and unplug the leds on my 390x. no light control and just flashes the whole time the pc is on.

no one, you're supposed to be too stupid to realize you're the plebs, and ceasar was your wallet

>eh tu VISA?

Nice assumption, but it's wrong. I recommended it to my roommate who wanted something that looks decent and not like a toy.

It has cable management holes and comes with everything you need, but the front is made from plastic and the frontplate is made from a different material than the sidepanels, which seem to be made out of steel.
That makes a plain case, but with 3 different materials.
And you cannot even eject the blu ray drive without having to open a door beforehand, which is kind of a stupid concept, if you ask me. But wintoddlers are used to that anyway.

Also it doesn't into airflow, because warm air naturally (without any extra fans or similar stuff) flows upwards. Cases that don't utilize this simple fact of every childs physics book, are just bad.

No, you cannot deny that. Not now, yesterday or even tomorrow. It will stay that way. Warm air flows upwards.

Believe me, I built a case myself with this in mind and it's by far the most silent PC you can imagine, considering the machine inside of it is running at over 4ghz without speedstepping.

Sure, buytoddlers will cry, shittalk and make up shit like "muh dust on muh components! waaahh" but idgaf.

*no one but asus

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Nice airflow from the carpet, nice airflow without stock coolers at the top vents, faggot.

bro I fixed your airflow bro

i love FD. I tried some of their fans and they're the best I've ever owned. My next case will be one of theirs.

also I firmly believe PCs need 2 LEDs. one for power indication, one of HDD activity indication. I can live with another one on the NIC but two on the NIC is overkill.

I'm not a fan

>push power button
>pc flies away

Do I have to register it as aircraft now?

>his PC doesn't have seperate data transfer LEDs
>one for SSDs, one for HDDs

Step up senpai

Considering a lot of full towers cost near $100 I bet more anons would, too.

and australia thank GOD

No, that's not the one.

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That's adorable.

>watercooled RAM
The fuck. For what purpose?

overclocking bro
it's like getting faster ram but for free bro

Everything is illegal in sweden unless you're a nigger.

Fuck you that's why
Soon they will have water options for northbridge

Blue neon isn't allowed because it causes you to see weird, right? I've noticed it before that blue light just seems... wrong, somehow.

ekwb.com/shop/water-blocks/motherboard-blocks/monoblocks oh like these?

>100€ for a piece of stamped sheet metal
Amazing.

well, except that it's actually a chunk of machined copper

oh, that explains the cost then.

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>new heatpipe that was designed to be as deadly to heat as it looks

b..but fireing ammo generates a fucklot of heat

>buy tryhard gamer mobo with fake loaded clips
>package gets stopped by customs
>receive mobo 3 weeks later with gun parts RIPPED OFF

Explain.

ayy

but why is it illegal

terror

No, you pump heat into one with a peltier until it's near it's melting point, then discard it by firing.

Not enough RGB lights for you? What a waste of dubs