>wake up
>world is like this
what do?
Wake up
Praise God that our petty border disputes with the bordering countries have finally ended.
Get out of bed.
i'll pass thanks
I am Greek
>destroy the European Union
>Be Happy
It does not matter which alternative universe is that I always want to destroy EU
Pick my gun and rebel against the hue empire
Implying turkey is European. Also India shouldn't be linked with Australia.
>Ukraine is EU
You funny, everything till Poland will be I-fogot-word-for-colour-too-lazy-to-google.
>Ukraine
>EU
>Panama and its canal are ours once again
same and amen hunbro
happy
Buy a one way ticket to somewhere else and seek asylum claiming political persecution since Unasur is a communist hellhole.
It depends. If the current US Constitution is the framework of government, just go to work and have a nice day. If not, pick up rifle and go to war.
Why are tuks in the EU.
>canal
The canal was never your's.
>"Finally"
>"what the fuck is this thing un Russia's place?"
>masturbate
>play video games
>shitpost of Sup Forums
My mouth is watering at a unified orthodox state, ie east europe, russia and greece
hnnnng.
>Living in lefties/gommunist shithole
Proceed with live as usual
Kill myself
I guess it was done to include Georgia. A worthy sacrifice to be sure.
>South American Union instead of Cono Sur Union.
NORTHENERS GET OFF MY CONTINENT. REEEEEEEEE.
>venezuela
>haiti
>suriname
>bolivia
Fug that
Take our rightful Greenland clay, then say peace as we colonize our extraterrestrial colonies.
THIS
OUR OVERSEAS TERRITORIES
OUR BELOVED OVERSEAS TERRITORIES !
FRANCE PART OF THE EUROPE UNION (literally) !?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Migrate to the US of urope
Move to the gulf and eat fruits from the jungles of our greatest neighbor.
>Getting 75 million Turks in the EU for only 5 million Georgians
>Worthy sacrifice
>Finance the African invasion of South Sudan
>Finance Latin American invasion of Mexico and of hispanic states of U.S
>be happy
...
Wake up
Oops Wrong thread.
>what do?
Nothing. The fuck do you expect me to do? It's not like the change conferred me any political power.
Take everything that's green over
Thus sayeth the L-rd
I like, can we keep it?
Fuck we're too close to chinks
Emigrate to yurop or USA union
There are 25 M Kurd in Turkey so only 50 M Turk will be in Euro and since Europeans love Kurds they would be happy to have more Kurdish in their Cuntree
>United States of America union
c'mon man
no thx
Kill myself because German kikes finally won.
>Also India shouldn't be linked with Australia.
It makes a ton of sense if you think about it.
Canada and Mexico are basically the US already so for me nothing has changed. I'd just hit the shower and head in to work.
>what do?
Make American Great Again
I'd lead a rebel force for American separatism. Before we begin our guerrilla war campaign, I'd lead a covert team to disable all their drones so they can't fucking do any airstrikes without being fucking seen or heard 1st.
The MAGA Army shall prevail, DEUS FUCKING VAULT!!!
greenland is rightfully a part of the North American Union, all descentors will be beheaded in the name of muh freedoms!
CUM union then, yes, it's way better.
Uruchile master race.
Argentina is too poor... for now.
go back to fucking sleep because im obviously having a nightmare
This is okay for us.
Shit this nip has a point. They can't be trusted with this arrangement. Best to leave them under American control.
Looks pretty sorry
fuck white wimins xDDDDD
Oh come on, we might as well be one cunt as it is.
Ameriboo, we save USA and Pacifc from Chink/Gook contamination. Otherwise, Hawai, LA, SF, Seatlle and Vancouver will be occupied.
>tfw live in crimea
I hope you enjoy your new Russian flag
wage war with russia
Start learning Spanish and Portugese.
>we're dominated by pooinloos
no, anything but this
One could think that flag was the only reason. But now when the flag left the same, most of my crimea brethren almost lost hope.
You'll be wishing that you hadn't killed off so many of your abos. They'd have made a great meat shield on the front line against the loo hordes.
>tfw live in crimea
>mfw Sup Forums hasn't been updated to accurately reflect that
Came in here to post this.
If soldiers had this type of uniform i would enlist so fucking hard
Laugh at the misfortune of Australia
please do, its a nation of drunks anyway..
How can the US and Mexico be united if Trump is going to build the wall?
HAHAHA I get it SHITposters HAHhahaHAH
What is, Greenland? Do we need a "what happens here?" thread for Greenland? I've never seen one.
>israel still isnt part of arabia
>alcoholism
>domestic violence
>incest
its a pit of depravity
It's so small that I overlooked that. It really should be absorbed into this new caliphate we have here. So many problems would cease to be problems.
Is it because of all the natives? That sounds exactly like how the leafs describe their natives. Are there any normal Danes who live there and don't act like cunts? Or have they all become an heroes by now from living in what I can only imagine is one of the most depressing shitholes of "civilization" on the planet?
Greatest ally
yeah theres some danes up there, the suicide rates are through the roof and theres a lot of immigration to denmark, people who for the most part become homeless alcoholic drug addicts
Weeaboo faggot.
>immigration to denmark
Does one actually have to go through the immigration process or can a citizen of one country move freely to the other? I'm not sure of the exact details of your relationship to them but they are kind of "yours" despite being sovereign, yeah?
First thing.
Conquer Greenland.
they have home rule, i think its pretty much open borders but im not sure
>that India-Oceania
What the fuck?
And is that a pagan Russia?
>Caribbean not part of the American Empire
Shit
>crimea
HAHAHAHAHA
Just means we can embargo Cuba again. Just for fun.
Nothing worth taking, Unless you want the "african american" population to increase by like 10%
>Mexico isn't included with all the other useless spics
Fuck off.
POO IN LOO WITH KANGAROO
Well a wall on that border with Guatemala would be a lot more feasible tbqhwy familia.
go back to sleep
India and Pakistan would still fight over Kashmir.
China would still fight to take Taiwan.
Crimea would still be contested.
Falklands would still be contested.
North/South Korea aren't unified.
Formerly sovereign countries will fight fight for independence.
>Falklands would still be contested
Surely this old meme could finally die if this map happened.
Chink sympathizer
But you're the one who said it not me.
Urgh hold Australia's hand and sneak off somewhere else to make out with each other in private and escape from all the gooks and poondians
Japanbro is keeping the chink brothas down
What's the difference?
call /gsg/ and tell the to fuck off
They are already occupied. So many Asians there