Be Euro

>Be Euro
>Fall asleep behind wheel
>Wake up in different country

>Be Euro
>have to learn English to communicate with anyone else on my continent that's not in my country

>Be Australian
>Fall asleep
>Wake up in a web and in a giant spider's cave

>Be American
>Get shot

>be on another continent
>speak the language of an tiny island nation
wew lad

>be american
>fall asleep behind the wheel
>wake up when the drive thru guy says your order is ready

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>be Aussie
>fall asleep behind the wheel of your dune buggy
>wake up in water

>Be German
>Fall asleep behind the wheel
>Ruin the EU

>be Yuropean
>drivibg in car
>wake up and realize that I've made a huge mistake believing my government has my personal best interest at heart, and that my country, people, buildings and way of life will soon come under threat by Islamic terrorists, and the only country and people that can stop them I talk shit about everyday of my life

Did I do it right

>Be Swede
>Fall asleep in your bed
>Wake up next to a refugee

n-no

>be strayan
>fall asleep behind wheel
>new zealand still better

>be finnish
>fall asleep behind the wheel
>all your immigrants leave because finland is depressing

>implying that's a bad thing

p-pack it up bros
finland wins again

>be anyone ITT
>speak the language of my tiny island nation
Oh my fucking gosh
Feels good to be the only non-cuck ITT

Don't get a head of yourself, I speak AMERICAN you tea-sipping faggot

user, i...

kurva anyád

yeah, in this thread

Don't worry, we are all going to speak mandarin soon

t. knower

>Ole Britti
>Nukahda rattiin
>Herää ilman autoa koska Puolalaiset varastivat sen.

>be austrian
>fall asleep behind the wheel
>wake up in germany, starting a world war

underrated

>Implying we are not in need of one

>be German
>fall asleep behind the wheel
>cheat gassing mode activated and jews die