Be Euro

>Be Swede
>Fall asleep in your bed
>Wake up next to a refugee

n-no

>be strayan
>fall asleep behind wheel
>new zealand still better

>be finnish
>fall asleep behind the wheel
>all your immigrants leave because finland is depressing

>implying that's a bad thing

p-pack it up bros
finland wins again

>be anyone ITT
>speak the language of my tiny island nation
Oh my fucking gosh
Feels good to be the only non-cuck ITT

Don't get a head of yourself, I speak AMERICAN you tea-sipping faggot

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