Programmers only

Programmers only
>language you know best
>language you would like to learn
>language you actually used and hated it
>language you never used but hate it anyway
>years a programmer

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>language you know best
c
>language you would like to learn
ada
>language you actually used and hated it
python, visual basic, java, java script
>language you never used but hate it anyway
c#
>years a programmer
14 hobby, 4 professional

>hasklel meemlang

JavaScript
Haskell
PHP
Rust
10+

>language you know best
python
>language you would like to learn
c
>language you actually used and hated it
n/a
>language you never used but hate it anyway
js
>years a programmer
0.5

>>language you know best
Python
>>language you would like to learn
Rust
>>language you actually used and hated it
PHP
>>language you never used but hate it anyway
Perl
>>years a programmer
9, 3 of which professional

>language you know best
C#
>language you would like to learn
more advanced C
>language you actually used and hated it
Javascript
>language you never used but hate it anyway
ruby
>years a programmer
0.7

>language you know best
Python/Java
>language you would like to learn
C
>language you actually used and hated it
Javascript
>language you never used but hate it anyway
VB, PHP
>years a programmer
1.5 hobby

>language you know best
C
>language you would like to learn
Haskell
>language you actually used and hated it
PHP or Java, it's a tie.
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Go
>years a programmer
10-11, 7.5 professionally

C++
Elixir
Java
Haskell
10

>language you know best
c++
>language you would like to learn
c++
>language you actually used and hated it
haskell/lisp
>language you never used but hate it anyway
c#/python
>years a programmer
0

>language you know best
C++
>language you would like to learn
Haskell
>language you actually used and hated it
Python
>language you never used but hate it anyway
lolcode/emoji and Java
>years a programmer
I would say three but honestly only in the last 6 months I put an actual effort into it, such is the life of HS drop out NEET.

>language you know best
python
>language you would like to learn
c++
>language you actually used and hated it
php
>language you never used but hate it anyway
n/a
>years a programmer
6+

>language you know best
C++
>language you would like to learn
I don't really care about programming languages.
>language you actually used and hated it
I really despise MATLAB code for some reason.
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Hate is a strong word, but I guess go and rust. I don't think they serve a purpose.
Oh and graphical programming languages are shit too.
Scratch and blockly and whatever.
>years a programmer
I have only worked a year as a programmer, but I have been making software to solve tasks as a student for 5 years.

>language you know best
HTML
>language you would like to learn
CSS
>language you actually used and hated it
JS
>language you never used but hate it anyway
PHP
>years a programmer
10+

C#
Python
Java, JavaScript, Prolog
Rust, Go, Ruby, Kotlin
8 hobby, 4 pro

...

>language you know best
C++, Javascript
>language you would like to learn
Rust
>language you actually used and hated it
Java
>language you never used but hate it anyway
PHP
>years a programmer
Professionally 3, hobby 10

>PHP
Do yourself a favor and don't even investigate how much it sucks

>language you know best
C++
>language you would like to learn
Idris
>language you actually used and hated it
PHP
>language you never used but hate it anyway
JS
>years a programmer
11 as a professional, 16 total.

>language you know best
Java
>language you would like to learn
I'd like to get a better grip of the fancier C# features
>language you actually used and hated it
PHP
>language you never used but hate it anyway
N/A
>years a programmer
15, 3 of which doing professional Java dev

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> Anonymous 03/15/17(Wed)12:21:02 No.59417049▶
>JavaScript
>Haskell
>PHP
>Rust
>10+
>>>
> Anonymous 03/15/17(Wed)12:23:58 No.59417086▶
> (OP)
>>language you know best
>python
>>language you would like to learn
>c
>>language you actually used and hated it
>n/a
>>language you never used but hate it anyway
>js
>>years a programmer
>0.5

>language you know best
OCaml
>language you would like to learn
maybe Emacs Lisp or D
Not really sure as I'm learning a lot of languages now at university (Prolog, C#, Lua, Haskell) so my learning needs are satisfied.
>language you actually used and hated it
C++, Java
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Javascript (actually used it just once and it wasn't that bad)
>years a programmer
Uhh, around 5; 0 professionally though.

>>language you know best
java
>>language you would like to learn
rust
>>language you actually used and hated it
prolog
>>language you never used but hate it anyway
haskell
>>years a programmer
if you count school: 6. otherwise 3.

...

>JavaScript
>I know everything I need
>C++
>python, PHP
>23 or so

>language you know best
C / AVR
>language you would like to learn
Java
>language you actually used and hated it
JS
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Perl
>years a programmer
5

>language you know best
Java
>language you would like to learn
C
>language you actually used and hated it
Processing
>language you never used but hate it anyway
WebAssembly
>years a programmer
4-6

or so

JavaScript
C++
GameMaker Language
PHP

What concept does this message transmit?

>language you know best
c#
>language you would like to learn
rust
>language you actually used and hated it
js
>language you never used but hate it anyway
ruby
>years a programmer
4

>Programmers only
>>language you know best
Dutch
>>language you would like to learn
French
>>language you actually used and hated it
German
>>language you never used but hate it anyway
Afrikaans
>>years a programmer
No

>language you know best
C#
>language you would like to learn
AngularJS
>language you actually used and hated it
Fucking c++,
>language you never used but hate it anyway
php
>years a programmer
14 hobby, 7 professional

>inb4 t. microsoft poojeet

Are you a girl?

>language you know best
C
>language you would like to learn
Spanish
>language you actually used and hated it
Delphi
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Java
>years a programmer
30 (23 as a profession, yes oldfag of 43 here)

Please tell me you're trolling ffs.

>language you know best
c#
>language you would like to learn
C
>language you actually used and hated
Python, although blender was made in python... i hate typeless languages
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Sharepoint. Seems like a disaster.
>years a programmer
3 as hobbyist

>>language you know best
C
>>language you would like to learn
Forth
>>language you actually used and hated it
Rust
>>language you never used but hate it anyway
Javascript
>>years a programmer
9.

>>language you know best
English
>>language you would like to learn
None
>>language you actually used and hated it
French, Latin...
>>language you never used but hate it anyway
All languages but English.
>>years a programmer
10

>>language you know best
Java
>>language you would like to learn
Python
>>language you actually used and hated it
C++
>>language you never used but hate it anyway
C#
>>years a programmer
7, 3 professional

Why is everyone hating on JS?

Oh you ...

w-w-why does everyone hate rust :c

>>language you actually used and hated it
I hate LISP more. It's shit. (())()(=)))()())))))) OOOPS!!!()

--> (((LISP))) o.O*

>>language you know best
java
>>language you would like to learn
c++
>>language you actually used and hated it
PHP, JS
>>language you never used but hate it anyway
c#
>>years a programmer
7

>language you know best
Java
>language you would like to learn
C++
>language you actually used and hated it
none
>language you never used but hate it anyway
js
>years a programmer
I guess 3 but there was a long time without programming in between my programming classes

...

I wanted to program, not read some horribly written scripts which are by default a clusterfuck as soon as they touch HTML

>OCaml
>5 years but never professionally
Sounds about right

>language you know best
C++
>language you would like to learn
Prolog
>language you actually used and hated it
bash
>language you never used but hate it anyway
PostScript (well, I actually used it for two weeks)
>years a programmer
ten as a hobby, two as a professional

It's far from well designed.

"1" + ("2" * 3.0) = ???

true == 1 → true
true == "1" → true
false == 0 → true
false == "0" → true

whydoesitsuck.com/why-does-javascript-suck/

>language you know best
clojure and clojurescript
>language you would like to learn
C. I know some but I need to be better
>language you actually used and hated it
PHP
>language you never used but hate it anyway
perl
>years a programmer
5

>language you know best
C++
>language you would like to learn
JS
>language you actually used and hated it
C#
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Java
>years a programmer
1

Kek, I'm just still studying. And OCaml really fits my taste.

>>language you know best
Java
>>language you would like to learn
C
>>language you actually used and hated it
JS, Python
>>language you never used but hate it anyway
PHP
>>years a programmer
6

C#
Scheme, but it's too late to reprogram the brackets in my head
Perl
Java
20 professional, 30 total

>language you know best
TCL
>language you would like to learn
Powershell
>language you actually used and hated it
MIPS Assembly
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Clojure
>years a programmer
7

>Programmers only
Ok
>language you know best
C++
>language you would like to learn
Lua/php
>language you actually used and hated it
Visual basic
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Ruby/python
>years a programmer
3

Janestreet recruiter here, show me your BuzzFizz. :^)

FizzBuzz

>language you know best

Ruby, Java, VBA


>language you would like to learn

Haskell, Scheme, Scala


>language you actually used and hated it

VBA, Python, PHP, C++, QBasic


>language you never used but hate it anyway

Go, Rust


>years a programmer

profesionally: 7 years

are you retarded?

Why?

>best
go
>learn
rust
>used and hated
javascript
>hate anyways
haskell
>years
10

>language you know best
Java
>language you would like to learn
C
>language you actually used and hated it
Java
>language you never used but hate it anyway
C++
>years a programmer
2

Finally realizing OOP isn't all it's made out to be

>language you know best
Java/C
>language you would like to learn
Haskell, I can never wrap my head around monads
>language you actually used and hated it
Java
>language you never used but hate it anyway
C#
>years a programmer
4

it took you 2 years?

>language you know best
python
brainfuck
js

>language you would like to learn
lua
supercollider
haskell
c/c++/c#
gameboy assembly
processing
ruby

>language you actually used and hated it
supercollider
chuck
js

>language you never used but hate it anyway
lisp/clojure
php
bash

>years a programmer
0.61

here's your (you), now please leave

simply epic my friend!

>>>/reddit/

>language you know best
haskell
>language you would like to learn
rust
>language you actually used and hated it
javascript
>language you never used but hate it anyway
php
>years a programmer
7

>language you know best
C and Fortran
>language you would like to learn
Lua
>language you actually used and hated it
Java
>language you never used but hate it anyway
JavaScript
>years a programmer
30, 10 for work

>language you know best
Java
>language you would like to learn
JavaScript (I'll be using it in my new job)
>language you actually used and hated it
SQL
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Can't think of any, I'm a pleb and don't feel that strongly about languages anyways
>years a programmer
9

c
ARM or x86
python
java
100

Sure :^)

type 'a llist = LNil | LCons of 'a * (unit -> 'a llist)

let rec getNth n () =
if n > 100 then LNil
else
let str =
let mod5, mod3 = n mod 5 = 0, n mod 3 = 0 in
if mod3 && mod5 then
"FizzBuzz"
else if mod3 then
"Fizz"
else if mod5 then
"Buzz"
else string_of_int n
in
LCons(str, getNth (n+1))

let fizzBuzzList = getNth 1 ()

let rec lazy_fold_left f acc llist =
match llist with
| LNil -> acc
| LCons(v, tail) -> lazy_fold_left f (f acc v) (tail ())

let print_llist llist =
lazy_fold_left (fun () str -> print_endline str) () llist

let () = print_llist fizzBuzzList

>language you know best
C#
>language you would like to learn
C++
>language you actually used and hated it
Lua
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Haskell
>years a programmer
6

> language you know best
C#
> language you would like to learn
Haskell
> language you actually used and hated it
Java
> language you never used but hate it anyways
Javascript
> years a programmer
5, currently a student

>language you know best
C++
>language you would like to learn
Swift - Learning right now
>language you actually used and hated it
SQL
>language you never used but hate it anyway
C#
>years a programmer
3

>>language you know best
Javascript, C

>>language you would like to learn
Go

>>language you actually used and hated it
Javascript

>>language you never used but hate it anyway
BASIC and its dialects

>>years a programmer
~20, of which ~15 have been of professional nature

>language you know best
Python / Java
>language you would like to learn
Clojure / Racket Scheme / F#
>language you actually used and hated it
PHP / Visual Basic
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Rust, Rust and Rust
>years a programmer
20+

>language you know best
C
>language you would like to learn
russian
>language you actually used and hated it
C++
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Java
>years a programmer
6+

C++
lisp
Python
JS
3 Hobby, 3 in school

C
C++
PHP
COBOL
6

>language you know best
JavaScript

>language you would like to learn
C++

>language you actually used and hated it
4dgl

>language you never used but hate it anyway
...?

>years a programmer
1.5 professional, 6 as hobby/student

>language you know best
python
>language you would like to learn
more of python
>language you actually used and hated it
java
>language you never used but hate it anyway
what is, industry standard
>years a programmer
>

>JavaScript
>Python or Ruby (on rails)
>Java
>C#
>8

js
haskell
java
php
3

>C
>C++
>PHP
>Java
>5 (hobby)

>C++
>Haskell
>PHP, JS
>Rust
6

>Lua
What's there to hate

>language you know best
C++
>language you would like to learn
Common Lisp
>language you actually used and hated it
Javascript
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Rust
>years a programmer
Hobby ~3, professional 5 months

>>language you know best
>C and Fortran
My fellow dark man

C and (Common) Lisp
Haskell, ARM/x86_64 assembly, (good) bash
C++, VB
Python, Java, C#, PowerPC
7 hobby.

Why everyone hates on PHP? Any non meme answer please?

Work with it for 3 months

...

>language you know best
C#
>language you would like to learn
TypeScript
>language you actually used and hated it
JavaScript
>language you never used but hate it anyway
PHP
>years a programmer
2.5

You can't concatenate integers with strings. What a surprise.

>language you know best
Ruby
>language you would like to learn
A C language
>language you actually used and hated it
Python
>language you never used but hate it anyway
Haskell
>years a programmer
5