I am a trashman. Found this stuffed in someone's trash can

I am a trashman. Found this stuffed in someone's trash can.

HP Envy 23se-394.
i5 4430s
8gb ram
1tb hdd
23in touchscreen

What do I do with it Sup Forums?

install Gentoo on it.

gut it and dump it

Shove it up in your as... err put it on ebay as a naughty item.

Does it work?

Have a living room pc?

It does. It had a badly grandpafucked install of Win 8.1 on it so I just factory restored it. Hardware works fine and is in good overall condition.

give it to me

Keep it. Those are pretty good specs, the sound on those is great and that one seems to have an IPS panel. Install Linux there and it'll last you a long time.

Yeah I do. Oddly enough I upgrade it awhile ago with the processor out of another All In One someone dropped off a table. They stabbed around randomly with a screwdriver to try and kill all the credit card numbers but didn't actually hit anything important. Took the processor, sold the ram.

Bet they thought it was broken.

Why do you think it was thrown away?

What is a good DE to try with this touchscreen?

Well next to the can was the box for a new one so I guess they screwed up the windows install so much they thought it unfixable.

Gnome

This

I don't understand how they fuck up these machines so much but it makes for good steals

neat. you got a good pc for free.

Probably gnome

Why has nobody told Tyrone to give it back yet?

It was already in the trash. Also, he has a job.

>trashman
>can rattle off specs of a computer
Something doesn't add up here

>It was already in the trash.
That's what Tyrone wants you to believe.

Some of us can even read.