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>Discord link
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>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg

>Chink Shit Infographic v2.0 "Still Unfinished Edition"
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

News:
• user's Dodgee Shoot 1 just came in the mail.
• user's chink shits all arrived in the same day. Its a VGA to display port Adapter, 3m USB-C charger & multitap adapter. • user's 10400mAh powerbank came. • user got a bluetooth neckband to go with his ZST. • user got his chink bag • user unboxes 2 32GB Mixza's • user's first chink purchase: LED strips • CHINKED: user bought a Nilkin Redmi 4 case. Gets in the way of fingerprint reader and camera flash Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/5zkw6o/do_not_update_redmi_note_3_pro/
aliexpress.com/item/tripod/32595452602.html
m.spiegel.de/international/business/a-670481.html
en.miui.com/thread-491655-1-1.html
mrt2.ap.dhl.com/EMS/
dhl-usa.com/content/us/en/express/tracking.shtml
murobbs.muropaketti.com/threads/kuriirifirmat-fedex-ups-dhl.457337/page-86#post-1717145048
kickstarter.com/projects/aervideo/aer-throw-your-gopro
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/5zkw6o/do_not_update_redmi_note_3_pro/

DO NOT UPDATE REDMI NOTE 3 PRO
It will corrupt your data and will ask you to restore to factory settings.
EDIT: This was on Global OTA, 8.2

Bwahahahahaha.

Why is Xiaomi such an embarrassing company with no QA?

ohhey new thread

1st for CHINKED

>Why is Xiaomi such an embarrassing company with no QA?
Is this rhetorical?

Zuc shills please leave

>$0.05 has been deposited into your Lenovo account

>• CHINKED: user bought a Nilkin Redmi 4 case. Gets in the way of fingerprint reader and camera flash (Cross-thread)

It's me. I didn't get chinked. I selected the wrong option when buying the case. I didn't realize I have the "pro" version. I chinked myself. From examining this case though it does feel really nice and premium, I'd recommend it.

GWEILO'D

>tfw your zuk catches a fever

kek

Anyone know if chinks make Steiff bear replicas?

I doubt there's 1:1 but there might be something similar

>receive this thing with a RN3P case
What did Liu Fang mean by this?

It's a good luck charm I think. I also received one with my earbuds

Nah similar won't do, I want to know if there's bootlegs of these things.

I doubt there's even a large enough demand to warrant chink production

What did I get today /csg/???

It's a tripod! aliexpress.com/item/tripod/32595452602.html

A 3.5 mm plug. You put it on the headphone jack if you're not using it. Anti dust or something.

Do I get some kind of award for longest shipping time?

Anyhow got one of the $1 mice in goddamn finally.

Tl;dr: feels like flea market quality mouse. Pulsing RGB light and DPI switch 4 gamurz. Could see it getting annoying with daily use but it's still decent enough to get around.

Chink god of shipping has frowned upon you.

Why are Xiaomi fanboys so retarded?

Motherfucker chink refuses to send my phone with the original ROM.
That's why nobody loves you stinky chink

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It's an introduction to urethral play.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I was rapped by a chink when I was a kid

Are you sure it wasn't Comfy?

what
the
fuck

>• user's RB2132 style sunglasses just came in. "Would recommend" (Cross-thread)

anyone got more info on this ? Were the lenses plastic ? gave my chink gaybans to my mother, they are a little bit too little for my head, should've gone with the bigger size.

Heard this thing supposed smells strong like plastic and leaves a nasty smell if you pick it up, are you able to confirm? Was looking to get this but a bit skeptical after reading that.

Whats the easiest way to get chinked?

buying any battery with fire in its name

Buy a Zuk Z2

chinks can't rap m8

Buying anything Xiaomi. especially their shitty malfunctioning phones.

Jewel butt plug.

The Misadventure of the Cosy Friends

In 2004, the company's then-management, in an effort to reduce costs, began producing in China. Of course, the Chinese-made products were not the company's flagship teddy bears and expensive collectors' items, but a cheaper collection called Cosy Friends. The purpose of the venture was to fight the low-cost producers that were filling department stores with cheap stuffed animals from Southeast Asia.

Even McDonald's was handing out free stuffed animals with millions of its Happy Meals at the time. A company like Steiff, producing in high-wage Europe, could hardly compete. But producing in China, where labor costs are significantly lower, enabled Steiff to sell teddy bears for just €14.95 ($21.50) -- a snip compared to the company's traditional bears, whose prices start at around €50 for a 12 centimeter (5 inch) bear.

Four years later, Frechen, who was named CEO in 2006, announced the end of the Chinese venture. He says he was skeptical from the start, but now he is convinced. "We don't want it any more," says Frechen. "China isn't part of our story. We want to place a Steiff product in a baby's crib and be able to assure the parents that nothing can happen."

It isn't as if the Chinese-made Steiff collection were filled with hazardous substances. But ever since the Mattel scandal involving contaminated toys, many parents no longer trust toys made in China.

Buying shit without research

Steiff's problems were of a different nature. The animals were often sloppily sewn together. In many bears, the eyes were not properly aligned. Perhaps Asians might have felt that the bears' new gaze was cute, but for European and American customers the animals' stare looked unappealing and even mean. The cross-eyed bears were rejected during quality control in Germany.

The production problems in China proved hard to fix. The globalized production of a sophisticated product entailed unexpected difficulties. For example, it takes an average of eight to 12 months for a seamstress to learn how to assemble the complicated Steiff patterns at the desired quality level. Hundreds of German Steiff employees traveled to China to train personnel.

Fuck this shit. Unlike the RN3P you cant flash it with non-chink firmware without official permission of your China Overlord even with EDL cable.

But it turned out to be a costly program that ultimately wasn't worth the effort, because many Chinese factory workers do not return to their jobs after the Chinese New Year. Instead, they take jobs with other companies or simply stay home.

Chinese migrant workers have little loyalty to a particular firm. And why should they, when companies are just as disloyal to their workers? If another employer offers them better pay, workers are apt to move on.

Too Slow

The system drove up wages over time, leading to significant labor cost increases during the period of Steiff's involvement in China. What began as a low-wage venture became more and more expensive. Moreover, Steiff had trouble finding companies that were willing to meet German quality requirements. Finally, shipping costs rose as a result of rising oil prices, and the long distances that the products had to be shipped made it difficult for Steiff to react quickly to the market.

Interesting article about outsourcing gone wrong.

m.spiegel.de/international/business/a-670481.html

What's the current go-to chink Android tablet around 10"? My dad's looking for a new one.

Is that a vendor rom? If so, you probably already have a custom recovery, put it into fastboot if you can.

Make a deep flash cable.

Flash/Unbrick Redmi Note 4 SD With DFC (EDL Locked)!
en.miui.com/thread-491655-1-1.html

Lol should have just bought a Zuk Edge instead.
Unlocking it takes 5 minutes from the moment you email Zuk for the bootloader unlock image.

Is there a minimum GB points you need to have in order to use them?

I got a 0.49€ discount but I can't seem to use on my 4.33€ knife.

What the fuck
>The 370 placed monday tell the sad tale of child abuse in the county
what is going on with the chinks.

Care to elaborate? I wanted to buy this phone too and i want a custom rom. How easy it is to instal custom firmare on redmi note 4?

seeds. they will either be infertile or not what you ordered.

Or seeds for something that isn't even real.

Some chink is sending distress signal thru the ad

>thru
Don't do this unless you desire people to think you're retarded

You just need to request an unlock code from Xiaomi, it's not that hard

>Don't do this unless you desire people to think you're retarded
What if I'm provoking people to reply to me

Well then you wanted to look retarded.

The downside is that the actual content of the post is disregarded. If you can't be bothered to type your thoughts properly then why are you expecting people to read them properly?
If you care about what you're saying, show it.

It looks like a legit xiaomi global rom.
Already tried that. You can only flash "fastboot' roms while in edl mode. Which means only official miui.
You will need to apply for the permission, wait 2-10 days or even more if your request will be rejected and than deal with all sorts of bugs while unlocking (e.g. stuck on 50%). Those guys just creating all sorts of trouble for you to give up end embrace their botnet.

Paid for DHL, Ali says EMS, tracking info looks like this. Time to dispute?

You should contact the seller first and ask for refund for the shipping cost.

is there a /csg/ official mouse ? I've seen there's lots of chink mechanical keyboards, but no mice. any advice? i broke my logitech reciever to my cool laser mouse :(

They have hardware botnet in it anyway. Nah senpai. Wastimg so much time to unlock bootloader (developer rom, aditional drivers etc.) is not worth its time for me. Ill stay with old xperia z1.

>maybe there is a page where you can read the terms and conditions of the gb points

It's the same:
mrt2.ap.dhl.com/EMS/

Kek
NEVER PAY FOR SHIPPING

The chinks just send it the standard way and then pocket the difference.

I should fix this; never pay _extra_ for 'expedited' shipping.

Says no information. PostNLchinked?

Cookie cutter here that has only ordered small time stuff such as SMSL products and various cables when it comes to ordering more expensive stuff do they still do they still to the classic of declaring the value of the product 1 USD?

Try
dhl-usa.com/content/us/en/express/tracking.shtml

EMS is an international postal Express Mail Service, for documents and merchandise, offered by postal operators of the Universal Postal Union (UPU).

So EMS is a service of UPU not a company.

Anyway, contact seller.

No result. Will contact

>Since you didn't receive the package within the purchase protection days and both of you didn't reach any agreement, we will support you the refund request according to our rule. Your payment is expected to return to your credit card

Based chink mediator

anyone else get their /bananyanya/

The anime it's from is completely fucked

The actual bananyas themselves drink banana milk

>banana milk

disgusting

>Paid for DHL
>Finland
Why you would do that on first place?

murobbs.muropaketti.com/threads/kuriirifirmat-fedex-ups-dhl.457337/page-86#post-1717145048

I'm rich.

why all the sun glasses I see are 54 mm ? i need something bigger, anyone can recommend ?

But you are missing the point of chink shit it's about being the most cheap son of a fucking bitch there ever was.

Squeeze every penny

Got totally chinked on mine, the face my god.

Waiting 60 days is too much even if it's not something you need right away.

You have not embraced wisdom of the chink.

Just updated AliExpress app. Have they got rid of daily coins or just moved where you collect them?

Picrel is what I'm presented with when i click on coins & coupons, after updating.

60 days are for 3rd world countries and when packages take a detour (not often). It's more like 20 days.

My dad has this thing that he puts his phone in to use as a map when riding his bike, but he realised that he will need to keep it charged. I have a powerbank lying around but when we put his phone in, we realised that because his phone is so big, there isn't enough clearance in the case for a charging cable

So what I would like is something like pic related, but as an actual cable.

you're a small guy

no u

It's a glitch of some sort? My coin is missing too and I didn't update yet. The coin was here several hours ago.

Redragon

Can /csg/ recommend me a good tenga egg to jerk off with?

My hand is boring and i have no vagina to use..

See

I'm looking for a new phone. I would like to have:
- 4.7"-5" screen, no larger than 5.2"
- Android
- Magisk rootable
- USB C if possible

I was looking at the Xperia X compact, but it isn't easily rootable. What are your suggestions?

Ayy, the first of 37 orders came in after 10 days. Some seven segment displays. I have some individual seven segment displays coming as well.

I'm guessing I'm gonna have a giant stack of little packages sitting in the mail room when I come back from spring break next sunday.

remove from thread filthy capitalist pig
dishonor glory of chink shit

cucknovo cuck cuck2

Zuk Z2

kickstarter.com/projects/aervideo/aer-throw-your-gopro
So when will this 40€ piece of styrofoam get chinked or has it already been done?

Moto G5/G5+.

that will get old after one day.

redmi 4 prime

5"
with 14nm snapdragon 625

Needs suckers fitted to the front for window perving.

Yeah, thats why I dont want to spend 40€ on it