What kind of computer would Reimu build?

What kind of computer would Reimu build?

One that conducts Sacred prostitution because that's what shrine maidens do best.

I still don't get how touhou has such a large following when the games all suck and all the character lore is almost 100% fanmade

1/2 shrine maidens in gensokyo are prostitutes but Reimu isn't one of them

It beats bats
Good to know that the reason 99% of people like it is fanfics, I've never downloaded an engrish version so I don't know what's going on other than little anime girl fights to the death

>Reimu isn't one of them

Yeah keep telling yourself that Shinto sluts are all prostitutes Sure she is not at Sanaes ten desires level but that can't be topped.

I fucking love autistic dot dodging shooting games though 2hu is not my favorite series.

I mean Bats was pretty fucking hard to top

it's anime girls shooting dots at each other and you're supposed to avoid the dots

But what happens during those 18 paragraphs of conversation I skip through every battle?
Why is little anime girl so violent?
Why doesn't little anime girl support 144fps?

>the games all suck
Eh, they can be pretty fun... mainly because of the difficulty.

>all the character lore is almost 100% fanmade
Yes, and? Have you ever heard of the phrase "fan of the fandom"?

I've literally only heard that phrase used over the years as an insult
Come to think of it that might be the first time ive seen that phrase here when it wasn't green

Nice try you slandering whores up at Moriya, Raymoo is pure as snow.

I like the games. The music is catchy, the patterns are fancy and it's got a lot of flash and style.

>the games all suck
You're just upset you suck at them, right? Next you'll tell me Gradius or DoDonPachi sucks.

>all the character lore is almost 100% fanmade
Not really, there are lots of official materials describing the lore.

Reimu is a fucking major lazy poorfag who eats dirt.
She would get whatever junk she would get form Rinnosuke.

Some poorfag amdtrash. Meanwhile rich people like Sanae uy intel+nvidia.

which 2hu has the biggest penis?

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>Whore
>Intel/nvidia
Makes sense

One with lots of sideboob.

>whore
we're not talking about ur mum, user

They're girls user, no penis.

Look, see?

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what a shame. the boatsluts have penis

Everyone knows sanae is a slut
Wiggle

Fuck off Raypoo. Sanae is a good girl.

Seems like someone hasn't bathed in their daily semen offering yet.

I'm actually a Jiang Shi fan

>you'll never get caught by Sanae

This

It has always been tradition for the maidens to whore

are you by any chance a common magic user?