ITT: Tech women will NEVER understand

ITT: Tech women will NEVER understand

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Even some men fail to do so.
> OMG, such a brick you got there, is it from a last century or something?
I said it's so durable, you can kill somebody with it and there won't be even a crack on it.

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I live near Dow Chemical headquarters (employs an entire city's worth of people and then some) and the T420 was the standard issue for the longest time (don't know what they are now). You can dead ass flex with a ThinkPad around where I live.

You

>not the superior RB26DETT
kek

those are gay hipster macfags, they don't count as men

let me guess, you're a benchracer and haven't owned either? both have their pros and cons.

not this qt.

Websites that are just static HTML.

This thing sucks

>whip out my Thinkpad x201 at my engineering university
>girl asks how old that laptop is
>mates laugh when I tell them it has no trackpad
>the boys take turns poking their fingers in the RJ11 Dial-up Phone jack
>I pick the laptop up and hold it by the screen
>the boys look worried
>mfw I just want to use my computer

kek

>Lenovo

Dropped. Enjoy your compromised encryption and backdoored BIOS.

Being thick means it fails at one of the core aspects of a laptop: portability.

does it fit in my bag? can i lift it off the desk with my hand? yes? portable enough

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> not just saying 'old enough'
>'old enough for what?'
>'old enough to party'

Ok, but but lets not pretend that a thin laptop isn't an advantage, sometimes a huge advantage (say, when traveling and trying to squeeze every available millimeter).
Even when going to school, it means you can put more stuff in your bag alongside the laptop.

>Lenovo

You're right, I don't understand Chinkshit general.

$100 says she was just picking it up for her brother/boyfriend

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people been dragging +5lb laptops with shit batteries to class before ultrabooks were a thing, and somehow the earth continued to turn. i feel some people tend to overestimate what they really need out of a portable computer wrt power, weight, and dimensions. i'm not gonna slag on any dude rocking some old-ass brick today, especially if it still does the job and saved a few dollars over something newer & sleeker

>what are desktop replacements

woman detected

isnt that pretty much everything which isnt made by apple

I have a smol thinkpad

Excuse you?

That's in the new ones only retard

things that retards/poorfags use instead of actual desktops

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I dunno m8, my gf uses a T440

>BJ
>Woman
Choose one, and only one.

>Tfw knew him before Sup Forums made him famous
>Tfw was in close physical proximity for line flash at Otakon

I miss that silly faggot. Gonna have to call his gran and get new cell#

Can this stupid sexist "durr women can't into tech" meme pls die already?

Can women in tech actually shut up about it? You're nothing special, just like the vast majority of guys are nothing special.

We can if you shut up about it first.

It is awesome. Kys

Ladies first. Now fuck off.

You sound frustrated, honey.

>thinks thats a zinger

that would be even cringier

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'Fraid not, dear. Now, kindly fuck off. You ain't special.

Considering I often have my laptop in physical contact with objects that exist in this universe, no, I don't want it to be as thin as possible.
Hell, the opposite (structurally sound while portable to a sensible degree) is why I got one of those

>>the boys take turns poking their fingers in the RJ11 Dial-up Phone jack

Your ThinkPad got gangfucked like a slut.

imma need more details

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Did you know you could read PDFs on a tablet instead of carrying 10 books around with you?

> Sup Forumseentumen too afraid to leave his basement, so he asks sis to pick his thickpad up

I can attest that this is a very good laptop. it's my work device and is great.

They think you're autistic.

what a nice sister

as soon as they prove otherwise

underrated

Soon as the "It's important that you know I'm a woman" meme does. Your pic related is an example.

ITS'S GNU + LINUX YOU BITCH

>x201
>not trackpad

Explain

muh dik

rtl sdr

speak for yourself. my little sister was jealous as fuck when i got my x220 even though i gave her a my laptop which was newer and had a bigger screen.

Do you read that many books in one go? Be honest.

the shoop you posted was mad on a thinkpad

suicide is always cool.

My gf does CS contract work and she bought me a T420 with 16GB RAM and 525GB SSD running debian testing for my birthday when I expressed interest in learning more about computers. That was two years ago, and now I'm here.

Actually the only person I've seen in my CS classes with one is a girl

I regret not getting one

>not just getting a hackrf
what are you, poor?

You married a trans

>and now I'm here.

shitposting on Sup Forums?

>dat comic
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:)

>tfw you didn't get a box with your thinkpad

>not choosing the superior 2.6 with the 2.8 mod over the 2.0 from the 200s...

Oh lawd, you never drive do ya? Just spewing out shit on the internet about stuff ya read on some forums?

>not having two bags
pleb

unless you're weakling with HIV.