If you don't have an iPhone your life is shitty

>if you don't have an iPhone your life is shitty

do you disagree?

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>no keyboard

>having a smartphone

Why you just don't wear a big sign with the word "Target" on it?

>If you don't have a your life is shitty

do you disagree?

This is the face of your average iPhone user

If you've never had an iPhone, then maybe. Honestly now the iPhone isn't the best anymore and there is a wide range of people using Android and iPhones. It's just a matter of being locked in a ecosystem

But back when the iPhone 4 came out, if you didn't have it you were missing out.

> Falling for the phone jew

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you are missing the point as expected
it's not about which phone is the best
if you care about that shit instead of just buying an iphone like the cool kids, you are probably a nerd who doesn't get laid and your life is shitty

>internal autsitic screeching

Every person I know who has a iPhone is an even bigger failure than I am.

Fuck this autistic faggot.

>Talks only with his jaw
>Talks super fast to try and help him debate
>Repeats what the person said condescendingly
>Uses retarded analogies that often miss the point completely and make him look dumb

Add in that he's a manlet and his nasily voice and the fact that he's a huge cuck.

No, I agree with him. I had an Android until three months ago and I was using it for everything. Fully customised OS, reactive anime wallpaper, I torrented anime and music et cetera. When I switched to iOS, I was forced to abondon my habits. I have to fire up my computer for watching anime. But it is the main cause for my personal development for the last three months. I socialise more, go out more and I am more aware of my surroundings. Most importantly, I feel happier since I don't have to think about what to change next about my hacked together ROM. Its the ultimate achievement in life, not caring about unnecessary things.

back in the days i had an iPhone 3GS and bought my GF one aswell

We both had one. My life was amazing. Now im a failed normie and i dont have an iPhone and i dont have a GF.

So i guess - having an iPhone = good life.

>his life is so shitty that he has to finds purpose in smartphone brands

no bully please. destiny is good senpai ;_;

>android
>anime

Confirmed loser

is he moving his head like that cause it weighs so much it throws him off balance?

I have an Asus zenphone 2 laser and a girlfriend who likes blowing me under my desk while I work. We are going to Disney world in like 30 min. Life is pretty ok

>loses starcraft sponsor because of calling people faggot gook niggers.
>becomes 2 bit debater for feminism/anti-trump/sjws

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what an amazing face changing cuck faggot. did his entire cuckbase forget why he lost his fucking job? LOL

That fag should shave his beard and stache,
go to a bar, find a bitch, bring her back home and have sex,
and then find a job.
That's all the life advice i can give him.

I feel real bad for his bastard son

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Shadbase should draw a small comic of him injecting his son with female hormones, dressing him like a girl, and fucking him.

As they say, careful what you wish for, you might just get it.

If the quality of your life is even remotely impacted by your cellphone's model, you have a shitty life.

post the comic

iPhones dawg!

How stupid can someone be to incite an artist of all people who has a pretty large following?
That's just masochistically seeking humiliation.

iPhone users are always envious of my Pixel XL, so, no

Probably he should have said smart phone, but yeah I agree. Not surprised that people are harping on semantics as y'all are just as autistic as he is.

If you spend more than 20m a day on your phone, then you should probably kill yourself.

People only buy it for the status symbol. Otherwise it's a piece of garbage.

> Sent from muh Android.

>"All I'm saying is enslave the world so we can make tons of money then give it back to the slaves so everyone profits"
>"WHATTHEFUCKDOYOUMEANYOUDONTUNDERSTANDWHATIMSAYINGITSFUCKINGSIMPLEEVERYTOPECONOMISTINTEHWORLDAGREESWITHMEHOWAREYOUSOFUCKINGDUMBITSBETTEFOREVERYONETHISWAY"

>People only buy it for the status symbol

This is how you spot a pajeet on Sup Forums without flags.