Which one would you kiss, which one would you have kinky sex with just once, and which one would you marry for life with no chance of divorce rape/cheating on?
For me:
>Kiss: Windows XP
>Fuck: Gentoo
>Marry: Debian from a universe without systemDicks.
If operating systems were human
Julian Watson
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Nicholas Myers
>bump
Lincoln Murphy
buuuump
Lincoln Price
i want to have sex with a graphics card and a computer processor
Dominic Peterson
Pathetic.
Lucas Fisher
The game is fuck marry kill you faggot.
>Fuck
Gentoo
>Kill
Arch
>Marry
Debian
Tyler Perry
ugly plastic skank
>Kiss: Tanya
>Fuck: Tanya
>Marry: Tanya
Levi Flores
>Tanya
Who?
>ugly plastic skank
Better take that back.
Sebastian Scott
ugly plastic skank
Kevin Green
Take..that.....BACK!!! RIGHT NOW!!!
Carson Murphy
>FUCK
mac os. so sleek and nice but hard to use
>MARRY
windows 7 for ever by my side
>KILL
linux because its useless to me
Landon Parker
Too bad she's tainted by nigger cock now ;_;
Joshua Bell
She isn't.
Andrew Kelly
Look, an example of a proper human being on this board. I'm in shock
Thomas Garcia
Windows XP
>The MILF - Sure she's a little old and outdated by now, but still popular and can hold her own. Might not be aware of the latest and fanciest new technologies, but she tries.
Windows Vista
>The glamour girl - pretty to look at but a little slow.
Windows 7
>The hot nerd - Nice to look at and capable of taking care of herself. All the computer nerds are obsessed with her though so prepare for some competition.
>Windows 8
>The cheerleader - a little too obsessed with mobile devices, thinks PC's are for nerds. Eventually matured a bit but is still a little too much for some people.
Windows 10
>The stalker - She might be kind of attractive on the surface and you might be curious, but she will want to know every detail of your life and is obsessively clingy. Will never give you any alone time, but some guys might be into that.
Ryder Lee
She is, her bf is black ffs.
Xavier Bell
BSD
>The slut - Has been around for a while, and let's anyone have their way with her who wants. Sure, most guys give back, but some just like to take advantage of her.
Fedora
>High-maintenance - Her older sisters RHEL and CentOS are high-powered businesswomen and she wants to be like them when she grows up. Obsessed with doing "real work" instead of fun, but also has a love of personal freedom.
Gentoo
>The DIY chick - loves doing everything herself. Likes tinkering and building new things, and can't stand when other people insist on doing the work for her.
Debian
>The political activist - obsessed with freedom above all else, might annoy people who are less ideological. Still has a very friendly and influential personality though.
Ubuntu
>The opportunist - Always looking for deal, a natural saleswoman. values freedom but money as well, willing to work with people she disagrees with. Friendly and welcoming on the outside, you can't help but wonder if she has an ulterior motive when talking to you though.
Arch
>The loner - mostly hangs on on the internet talking on IRC channels, fiercely independent but can seem aloof and arrogant to people that don't know her. Very knowledgeable but can come off as condescending.
Mint
>The teacher - loves teaching others how to do things. A little behind the times, but means well and is always friendly to outsiders. Rumor has it that she has an STD though.
Jose Hall
No, it's not.
Christian Ortiz
bump
Caleb Davis
I always thought windows 10 was into bondage since it owns you.
Dominic Turner
>Kiss
Win7
>Fuck
Debian sans the SystemD
>Marry
WinXP
Carter Martin
buuump
Kevin Hughes
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummkmmmmp
Logan Butler
ugly plastic skank
Ryan Kelly
Say...that.....one....more....time....!
Kayden Green
ugly.......plastic.........skank........
Hudson James
REEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Evan Reyes
ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brody Bennett
...
Nathan Sanders
...
Christian Sullivan
bumbumbumbump
Zachary Russell
Bump
Easton Morales
>namefag
>bumping incessantly on a slow board
Literally kill yourself. I mean it.
Aaron Edwards
If operating systems were races
>Linux
nigger
>macOS
chink/hispanic/other colored degenerate
>Windows
Aryan
Ryan Peterson
>I mean it.
No you don't.
>>namefag
Problem?
>>bumping incessantly on a slow board
That's the whole point.
Colton Gutierrez
Sup Forums isn't a slow board. it's not the fastest, but definitely not slow. look at /gd/ if you want slow board.
Lucas Cooper
bumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumBUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!
Lucas Sanchez
Marry iOS
Fuck Windows
Kill GNU Linux
Landon Parker
>marry
templeos
>fuck
everyone else
>kill
cia niggers
Gabriel Bailey
>>MARRY
>windows 7 for ever by my side
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Levi Torres
...
Isaac Ramirez
bump :^)
Easton Morris
Aren't you desperate?
Logan Evans
and VISTA
is so god damn thicc and curved i will fuck her and then marry her too
Leo Jenkins
maybe a bit slow but loyal
William Hughes
Look at this spamming faggot. His kind belongs on Twitter and Reddit, lol baka
Jaxon Barnes
with my girlfriend
Caleb Johnson
All of the above: Puppy linux
I enjoy bestiality, good thing Trudeau made it legal
Also stop bumping this gay thread
Noah Turner
damn, i must be fapping too much to tranny, these pics of nick minaj (a real XX female rap singer if you can believe) didnt even kill my boner
David Ross
Fuck macOS
Marry Windows 7
Kill Windows 10
Jose Rivera
Still dual booting it and 7 :3
Samuel Kelly
>imagine being so lonely you think of operating systems as people
Blake Rodriguez
i bet you're not lonely huh
David Smith
Accurate
Zachary Cook
wtf i love windows 10 now
Nathaniel Collins
>Marry
Windows 7
>Fuck
Windows Vista
>Kill
Windows 10
Kayden Moore
>fuck
Linux, complicated but so satisfying when you get it to work
>marry
mac, for the money
>kill
windows, too many STDs
Connor Carter
FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?
Nathaniel Bennett
This
Logan Cruz
Fuck: Antergos.
Marry: Arch.
Kill: SystemDildo.