Bathing is technology

Bathing is technology
What do you use to clean yourself?

I am tired of the shitty pic related stuff.

>Bathing is technology

No it isn't. Fuck off.

Soap and my hands. Anything more will only do damage to your skin.
That stuff you're rubbing off with the loofah. It's a protective layer preventing infection and certain bugs from eating into the live skin layer.

Sponge gourd (Luffa aegyptiaca or Luffa cyllindrica).

He thinks he's clean... Have fun with your dead skin all over your body.

The only bath technology I use is an aquarium thermometer I bought for three quid, I like the water at 40°c

>implying any anime poster is clean enough to be seen in public

I use a synthetic luffa (loofa?) along with body wash. I used to use dove bar soap, but stopped (idk why).

Speaking of bathing tech, can we talk shitting? Someone mentioned this the other day, and it's been sticking with me (pun intended)...

Its 2017 and the majority of the US still uses paper to smear shit across our asses.

I, for one, have started to buy and use wet-wipes at home and it's a nice improvement. Why are bidets so our of fashion now?

Water and my hands. I have no idea why people spend hundreds a month on soaps, scrubs, shampoo, conditioner, rubs, deotetants, antiperspirants, perfumes, colognes and lotions.

Smelling good is important in today's society. That's why.

You can argue otherwise, but you'd be wrong.

>What do you use to clean yourself?

Magic soap. EXCEPTIONS ETERNALLY? ABSOLUTE NONE!

You're trying to get people to argue against the wrong thing.
The thing that is actually wrong here is society.

I've been using that synthetic crap like in OP's pic for years but I'll probably switch to sometime soon. Can't get over the fact that the whole point of the synthetic stuff is to sell you some plastic garbage whose whole purpose it to last you maybe five months before it gets tossed and you have to buy another one.

That said, if you're shaving, get a safety razor/straight razor. I don't care what your situation is or how much you make/don't make, if you use disposable razors, stop at once and get a Merkur handle and some blades.

Wet wipes are the golden promises of the glorious future, available today. I'm not so enamored with them that I carry a pack with me wherever I go, but wet wipes really do need to become standard everywhere.

Because being presentable is important in society you autistic fuck. Outward appearance is the first thing people who aren't familiar with each other notice about the other person. If you can't take care of yourself, (Or you're so selfish that you think that civilization should bend over backwards and treat you uniquely because you're a special snowflake who 'doesn't care about what I look like on the outside'), it tells everyone else that you're so self-centered, or incapable of empathy or compassion, that you're not the kind of person with whom establishing a relationship with would be worthwhile.

>The thing that is wrong here is society
>ShadOWtheEdgehog.jpg

>Its 2017 and the majority of the US still uses paper to smear shit across our asses.
From my understanding, it's not recommended to ever flush wet wipes, even the ones that say you can. I don't think most people want shit smeared wipes sitting in a bin until they change the bag, or using a new bag every time they shit. That may be the key reason, don't know exactly.

That aside, I've used wet wipes to clean my ass. It's glorious.

>Why are bidets so our of fashion now?

Speak for yourself you anglo savage.
Bidets are mandatory in all romance-speaking countries homes.

Because a cheap bath sponge will clean your dead skin cells off better and in less time?
What are you a cave men?

I know, but why here in the states?!?!?!

I just want a clean sphincter... is that too much to ask?

a Luffa for cleaning my butt crack

You'd have to rub your entire body raw to get rid of all the dead skin. DO you even biology?

Serious question, how you are even supposed to use a bidet?

>Sit on toilet
>Squeeze out a shit and have a piss
>Get off toilet with your trousers down
>Sit on bidet
>Blast ass with water of questionable temperature
>????

What then? You'll need to dry off somehow unless you like wet undergarments, and if you need TP for that you may as well have wiped in the first place.

>Not getting a Korean body scrub every day

I've used two types of bidets... one was just a blast of water up your ass / undercarriage. I would shit, hit myself with that, go back over to the toilet and dry off / wipe up with TP.

I've also used super cool fuckin Japanese toilets (I assume) that warmed the seat, sang a tune, water-jetted my asshole, air dried it and then cleaned the seat. It was a real fuckin treat I tell you.... Was at the St. Regis in SF (where I stay always now...)

Ya blast to ass with it and pull up your pants. Don't be a pansy. You'll dry off.

Carbolic soap and a body brush.
I also use a bidet with soap after every defecation.

>then cleaned the seat
bad
idea

>Japanese toilets
Those things are so damn good that have a museum dedicated to them, I want one and I've never even used one.

You are suposed to wipe your ass with toilet paper first then you wash your anus with water and maybe some soap, you can dry it with some toilet paper too.
Jesus Christ you wash your hands after you shit rite? Why don't you wash your ass??

>Getting your shit nice and wet so it can drip down your legs as you waddle back to the can
Bidets are regressive technology

How is that a bad idea, any time I need to sit on a toilet I'll at least give it a wipe down with TP since people have a habit of pissing on them.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

You can be my soft plum drop.

...

... A dick?

>Sponge gourd (Luffa aegyptiaca or Luffa cyllindrica).
this but in glove form.

Muh*

... What

murica

That's just chocolate.

That's not an American toilet

it is now that he sat on it
thats how freedom works

>letting the water do all the work when using a bidet
>shiggydiggy

You're supposed to soap up a hand (I use my left) and scrub inside your crack. I also take the opportunity to finger my butthole at this time. If the water jet is narrow and forceful enough, you can use it as an enema. I usually don't bother drying my ass cause the water will evaporate anyway. Then I just make sure to thoroughly wash my hands after. That way my butthole is always super clean and my partners have no qualms about eating my ass.

Sometimes I fear this whole Freedom thing is a bad idea.

Poop goes inside the toilet, no on in....

A soap dispenser next to the bidet would be a nice addition. Of fuck, maybe some laminated instructions for us heathen Americans?

>freedom
>bad idea
>ever

Not the guy you're replying to, but I don't use soap or shampoo either, and I never stink. That being said, I do use an anti-perspirant, but that's all. No one ever complains, including family and roommates, who I'm close enough with to admit the truth. It's just not necessary.

It generally causes problems for the water authority. Wipes pass through home pipes unless you flush a lot.

>wiping with your hands
Haha okay Sanjay

Funny you mention that cause while I do live in a tropical island where the probability of encountering a toilet with the ability to flush decreases as you move away from the city, everyone still has toilets and their primary means of cleaning (and bathing) is with these.

While the area is quite dense so there's no such thing as being too far from "civilization", even at the most remote mountains where I've hiked, I still encounter toilets that are literally just this with a faucet and bucket nearby. you flush by manually pouring water into the bowl. How's that for barebones /t/echnology.

> clean yourself

I just take a bottom body shower after pooping personally.

And I only poop naked to not get poop fumes over my clothes.

Wanna know the true secret to a good shower? Just use fucking bar soap. Get wet, turn shower off, bar soap that bitch up, and use your hands. I get full body cleans in

Personally I don't use soap or shampoo unless it's necessary. You're stripping away your body's natural oils when you use them, which is bad for your skin and hair.

I just stand in the shower every morning and rub my hands over myself. Spray water in my ass and rub it until it's clean. I am very clean, and I don't smell. There's been research proving that soap is mostly unnecessary, look it up.

You will probably have very oily skin/hair if you start doing this. This will go away after a week or so as your body adjusts. It won't need to replace all of your oils daily anymore.