What's the most Sup Forums way to commit suicide?

What's the most Sup Forums way to commit suicide?

procastrination

Toaster in the bathtub?

suicide bombing in an apple store

Nvidia housefire.

gentoo powered suicide machine

anal trauma

install gentoo

Galaxy note implants

Fatal sexbot malfunction.

Program a swarm of UAVs to automatically mow down Trump on his second inauguration, get captured by CIA and waterboarded to death at a blacksite.

1. Buy a sex bot.
2. Realize how fucking pathetic you are for having fallen for this weeb meme.
3. You are now ten times as creative regarding suicide and will find the method by yourself.

Your house burning down from overclocked Femi cards running Nouveau on Gentoo GNU+Linux.

etherkiller in anus

going to ms/fb without invitation with ...

a bash script that triggers a external device to move thus firing a gun to your head

Stab a Li-ion battery in your neck

Good idea, really

> /Thread
don't think there's much more. though: was good

Some sort of raspberry pi automated death device

Beat yourself to death with a ThinkPad.

getting rms to sign your macbook

public class YouAskedForIt{
public static void main(String args[]){
while(true){
System.out.println("Go kill yourself already, you arsehole")
}
}

}

Chinkpad with chink batteries explodes killing you to death

Take a bath with a large chunk of sodium.

public class YouAskedForIt {
public static void main(String args[]) {
while(true) {
System.out.println("Go kill yourself already, you arsehole")
}
}
}
Fixed that for you

what are - I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE CALLED IN ENGLISH - dict.cc says residual current operated circuit breaker ?

fuckin third world countries

They're called ground fault circuit interrupters (GFCI) in the USA.

Open up your PSU with it powered on and play around with it using your bare hands.

Rig a thinkpad as an explosive device and go to Times Square wearing a black hoodie yelling

> I AM MR ROBOT, FUCK SOCIETY AND INSTALL GENTOO

before you explode.