It seems Microshit servers couldn't handle the volume of private data sent by W10 machines.
theverge.com
Microsoft services are down
Evan Wilson
Samuel Morales
Was just about to post. Good thing I usw the GNU and Linux
Asher Thompson
>W10 telemetry DOSed our servers
kek'ed
William Hill
The industry "standard"
Brody Rivera
actually DDOS (as distributed)
I'm a haxxor I know my stuff
Matthew King
>Sup Forums upgrades to windows 10
>microshit servers crash trying to process all the anime and loli pr0n
Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
Nathaniel Howard
Am I retarded for still using hotmail? I've had it for 16 years and don't wanna give it up.
Andrew Brooks
Yep. What are the chances they might be undergoing a cyberattack?
Ethan Bailey
BTFO
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Easton Robinson
Their engineers are probably too busy fapping to all the loli doujinshi collected by "basic" telemetry to fix anything.
Grayson Barnes
me neither, 14 years account
Kayden Jenkins
Looks like some major DDOS going on somewhere
David James
Everything is fine, guys!
All the services will return shortly, there's no need to worry about about data loss, hacking or DDoS, trust me, I know it.
>t. NOT a Russian Hacker
Hunter Scott
m8 i made mine when it was MSN and only had messenger 5.0 in a shitty P3 with W98SE, probably back in 2001 or 2002 back when you only had 2 MB or so of space.
Jaxson Morris
>Not using a local account
TOP KEK
Andrew Clark
>local email account
>local chat account
Damn you Linux users are retarded, not even trying to hide the fact you have no friends and only talk to yourselves at this point.
Asher Thompson
>she calls linux users retarded
>uses windows and relies on 'friends' for stimulation as she is so devoid of brain cells
I am sure there is some reality tv program that you are missing atm. You had better go consult your 'friends'. Pic related is you right now.
John Ward
>Pic related is you right now.
actually pic related is me rn lmao @ ur life, enjoy sending those gpg encrypted text files to yourself m8
Ryder Cook
>being this triggered
Your normie fecesbook 'friends' are calling.
Nolan James
I remember it was 1MB, and then I though "I will never fill this shit"
But I never really used email as I intended: to communicate with real people.
Jordan Perez
it's back people
Ryan Powell
>local email account
You know you can host your own email server right?
>Local chat
I guess you could host an IRC if you wanted