Can you encrypt a tape drive?

can you encrypt a tape drive?

Yeah, just insert it in your asshole while not using it.

Yeah, just insert it in your asshole while not using it.

yeah u have to use old tech for it though, like the FOY protocol

stop posting frogs

>yeah u have to use old tech for it though, like the FOY protocol

>can you encrypt data

just encrypted Sup Forums lads

alri

encrypting a poo as we speak

/britg/ when?

lock it in a safe

decrypting a wank atm

*encrypts a tape drive*
ah yes
one of the hackers

business idea: encrypt my bollocks

encrypt THIS

*does a minging fart in your face*

It's time...

what does encryption smell like?

salty milk and coins, all wrapped up in bags of sand

those frog threads man...

LOL

can you encrypt a book?

just encrypted my flatmates ribena lads

calm down sunshines before I put you out of business

So long as you can read and write to it, you can encrypt it.

need Sup Forums out of business

what if you can hear it?

janny en route i think lads, lets skedaddle

>This fucking thread
>Ruby honestly replying to it

This is the epitome of neo-Sup Forums.

You wouldn't encrypt a car

dumb fuck

Can you encrypt /dev/null?

... Test encryption ... Today 21 March 2017 ...

encrypting flat spracklen house

Just... write the encrypted form of the data to the tape?

Oh, wait, right, I forgot. Tape has anti-encryption ectrolytactic properties due to the endinophrenic compounds that make up the tapual structure.

>Tape has anti-encryption ectrolytactic properties due to the endinophrenic compounds that make up the tapual structure.

>Just... write the encrypted form of the data to the tape?
>Oh, wait, right, I forgot. Tape has anti-encryption ectrolytactic properties due to the endinophrenic compounds that make up the tapual structure.

No, you can't encrypt stuff on tape. Nor can you encrypt books, or stuff that's already been written, or CDs, etc.

Real encryption is *only* possible by using a rolling release distro and replacing systemd with a high security, bug free, user maintained, military certified Bash scripts

>or stuff that's already been written
That's true actually. To encrypt it requires a rewrite. Or to write it encrypted in the first place.

I take it my joke didn't land for you.

The true question is...

Whom can encrypt a tape drive?