So my fat ass negibours kid comes home everyday and sits down infront of his gaymin computer to play with his "friends"...

So my fat ass negibours kid comes home everyday and sits down infront of his gaymin computer to play with his "friends" what is the best way to get this fat ass outside? Is there any way to hack his wifi and boot him off it?

Is this your clever way of asking hwo to hack wifi because you're too poor to get you own you gucking faggot?

It's obvious the solution would be to shut off the internet from your router or lock it up so he can't use it. Or how about talking to the kid you faggot?

But there is no kid is there?

stay salty

Lure him into a hole in the ground with a net over it with some pie. Then pour some gasoline in and toss in a match. I don't know if this will do anything about the wifi, but you'll have solved the problem.

stay mentally retarded

Why would you give a fuck what the neighborhood kids do inside their own homes?

He's right though. You're a fat, poor cuck. If anything it's you who's salty about this kids superior internet speeds. You probably use a hotspot on your phone.

Broadcast a bunch of static on whatever frequency band he's using or just spam deauthentication packets at the router.

This. If it's not your kid it's not your business what they do in their own home.

> boot shitty laptop with kali
> send deauthentication packets to router bssid
> kick everyone off wifi

or
> boot shitty laptop kali
> find his mac
> send deauth packets
> kick him off wifis

but fuck you, op. you're probably fucking fat

He wants to have an easier time molesting him, based pedophile.

if you want to boot him off it you don't need to hack his wifi can just de-auth if you can get the right wifi card for it that has an atheros or ralink chipset, but if he isn't using it in the first place you'll need to hack his wifi, hopefully the router has the default password and log in to the router and disable him from there, or do an MITM and cut him off like that.

>Get fucked in the ass by the FCC as soon as someone figures out what's happening

I'm at a loss at how somebody found this picture remotely funny in any way.

there is no legal way of doing what he asked lmao
de-authing is a form of jamming, correct?

If this fat ass kid is using wifi to gaymen on, you can clearly de-authenticate him.

Beat the shit out of him, problem solved

Does this work on enterprise level APs like Cisco Meraki's?

Run aircrack-ng, use deauth on all channels with default settings and I think it will keep running until you actually stop it. I used to do this in a shared house with metered connection. Set it up and running and go to work. Several people actually moved out because internet just wouldnt work (and landlord could be bothered to do anything)

Get one of these, label it "porn collection" and leave it somewhere he will find it.

Pic related, will kill his wifi and more.

and you all called me crazy!

the most realistic option

i don't get it? Is he coming over your house everyday and using your PC to play with his friends?

wat?

It's none of your business.

also, if you were to 'hack' his wifi, he wouldn't go outside, he's just spend his time indoors troubleshooting it.

Yes

>my fat ass negibours kid comes home everyday and sits down infront of his gaymin computer to play with his "friends"
How do you know? do you spy on him like some perv?

be happy that he's inside and silent

he also could be outside loud and annoy you