Programranmg drunk

>programranmg drunk

>programming while wearing girly clothes and being mildly drunk and wildly horny

best feeling desu

>programming when age regressing

>programranmg

fpbp

post feminine penis

>programming while your Chinese gf is making great food and it's only 10am on Saturday

But do you eat with chopsticks

>programming while getting head from ur black g1rlfriend

feels good my man

lies, impossible to concrentarate

You live at the zoo?

>mfw programming while giving head to my boyfriend
man you suck at multitasking

Programming while slightly drunk is actually great. If I post up at my desk with a big project to work on and a few beers and planet earth playing in the background, I find myself sipping the beer and working at ideal rates, leaving me with the perfect buzz for programming and my projects getting completed quickly. Although I've never tried it, I hear dressing like a girl also helps too

>you suck at multitasking
Better than actually sucking amirite

can confirm the girl thing

am I being memed?

>mfw there was an episode of the IT Crowd on that meme

>dressing like a girl
How the fuck does that help

You have no idea how many programming breakthroughs I've made in this state while working on VR porn.

What episode?

I watched every episode like 10 times, but that was before Sup Forums, so I didn't pick up on anything, like jen 2.
Please tell me which episode that was, it'd be fucking fantastic.

>not programming while smoking shard
Always knew Sup Forums was entry level

>programming on acid

Please, have you never been to a CS class? It's the first thing they teach you.
Pic meant for you

We all know your secret, Carmack

>programming sober

>programming on DMT

He's talking about the one where Roy kissed some girl and got lipstick on his lips and everyone thought he was pretending to be a girl. Episode was called "smoke and mirrors"

>waking up the next morning next to a 20-case switch statement

Improbable. You'll end up having a conversation with the spacebar

You only take 10-20μg senpai

I tried this once and fell asleep after my 2nd fap and my roommate saw me asleep half naked with only a skirt and now he probably thinks I'm gay.

Didn't write a single line of code either.

programming *drunk* only works for that very small window of time say 30-45 when you buzzed. once alcohols full effects kick in you will no longer write any code. Same deal applies trying to get any work done.

commander keen was better than growing up

MicroDosing and you're good.

>Senpai
so LAME

The key to success is chastitiy

post programming socks

var sock = new SockJS(url);
sock.onopen = function() {
console.log('open');
};

>not letting the fractal DMT beings give you lessons on their advanced recursive structures while you code in LISP
I wish I knew where to find hallucinogens. ;_;

>waking up the next morning to a bitwise operation replacing all of your true/false

>waking up to a program that works just fine, even though you don't understand it.

I know that feel

That would be even gayer.

Program drunk, debug sober.

Publish high on paint fumes

That's the only way I can do it, I get bored while programming sober.

>tfw you have programmed drunk so many times that you can't get drunk by beer anymore
tolerance fucking sucks.

It's a scientific fact!

GF is away for basically 2 months, gotta buy a cock cage and give muh programming career a big boost.

me too desu

Is this a nice programmer?

>programming while being depressed

Nah, there's an episode where Moss buys women's trousers to be confident.

>programming when the deadline was 3 days ago

>two days in a row 170 lines of code / day
>third day
>7 lines so far

>programming when the deadline was 2 years ago

>when your boss won't stop reaching up your skirt to milk more precum out of your tiny caged cock

I filed an HR report, she really needs to learn to balance humiliation and pain /pleasure better. It's really unprofessional.

>not programming with a full set of programming socks, skirt and dress

>I recognize that bulge
OwO

>tfw moot will never dress up as a girl for you

>programming stoned off your ass
Nobody told me a real job would be as lit as pizza delivery