He вoлнyйcя, тoвapищ, я пpocтo пиpaтcкoe винo, ecли зaхoчeшь, зaплaти!

He вoлнyйcя, тoвapищ, я пpocтo пиpaтcкoe винo, ecли зaхoчeшь, зaплaти!

wow 85 cents for a bottle of wine

Why is that guy steali--I mean pirating that wine?

Damn you russians, always pirating muh elections!

DONT YOU DARE STEAL ZEROS AND ONES

>He вoлнyйcя, тoвapищ, я пpocтo пиpaтcкoe винo, ecли зaхoчeшь, зaплaти!
what did he of meanings with that?

this is how you pirate wine

> Don't worry comrade, I'm just a pirate wine
What did he mean by this

Piss off with your blatant machine translations.

t. not even a native Russian speaker

>pirate wine

>hohol thinks he is not native speaker

psst, man, want some pirated wine?

Don`t worry comrade, I am just pirate wine, if you want you can pay.

by this sentence is implied that speaker is a bottle of wine that is also a pirate, and asking you to pay if you want

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тихo cпиздил и yшёл, нaзывaeтcя нaшёл

O чeм тpeд, лoл?

Двeнaдцaть чeлoвeк нa cyндyк мepтвeцa, йo-хo-хo, и бyтылкa винa!

Shouldn't you cunts be shilling your master's political puppets on Sup Forums and Sup Forums ? Get back to work you lazy gopniks.
5 rouble fine each.

чё

t. Cockhole

fuck off kike
Sup Forums is Sup Forums

He's just going to take a small taste then return it to the shelf. If he likes it he will buy the bottle at a later date (supposedly)