Uptime thread?

Uptime thread?
Uptime thread.

$ neofetch
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,g$$P" """Y$$.". OS: Debian GNU/Linux 8.7 (jessie) x86_64
,$$P' `$$$. Model: HP t610 WW Thin Client
',$$P ,ggs. `$$b: Kernel: 3.16.0-4-amd64
`d$$' ,$P"' . $$$ Uptime: 6 days, 23 hours, 31 minutes
$$P d$' , $$P Packages: 1271
$$: $$. - ,d$$' Shell: bash 4.3.30
$$; Y$b._ _,d$P' CPU: AMD G-T56N (2) @ 1.6GHz
Y$$. `.`"Y$$$$P"' GPU: AMD Radeon HD 6320
`$$b "-.__ Memory: 2102MiB / 7942MiB
`Y$$ Disk (/): 2.9G / 12G (24%)
`Y$$. Disk (/backup): 71G / 267G (27%)
`$$b. Disk (/data): 714G / 917G (78%)
`Y$$b. Disk (/data2): 133G / 193G (69%)
`"Y$b._ Disk (/sysexp): 17G / 29G (60%)
`"""

Bonus points for 10+ days and non-battery/ups protected devices.

beat this faggot

this is nice. Is this a server or an embedded device?

server

what does it do? How much users does it have?
How do you apply kernel updates without restarting?

uptime | sed "s/your uptime number/replace with what you want number/g'


Wow?

$uptime
22:27pm up GODAMNSHITFUCK, 1 user, load average: 0.05, 0.16, 0.28

>1 user, me
>stores data
>i dont

easy way to check if it's true. Post your current reading NOW. :^)

It's easy to manipulate with sed without you ever knowing, either in text or image form.

Those mushrooms appear to be severely overcooked.

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Lol nice

Fucking sed, lets make it illegal to use
Its a threat to our national security

Theyre not cooked

_,met$$$$$gg.
,g$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P. OS: Debian 8.7 jessie
,g$$P"" """Y$$.". Kernel: x86_64 Linux 3.16.0-4-amd64
,$$P' `$$$. Uptime: 16d 22h 16m
',$$P ,ggs. `$$b: Packages: 672
`d$$' ,$P"' . $$$ Shell: bash 4.3.30
$$P d$' , $$P CPU: Intel Celeron CPU J1900 @ 2415.7MHz
$$: $$. - ,d$$' RAM: 1120MB / 3859MB
$$\; Y$b._ _,d$P'
Y$$. `.`"Y$$$$P"'
`$$b "-.__
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`"Y$b._
`""""

### PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ###
THE LINUX KERNEL HAD A SECURITY UPDATE ON 08 MAR 2017
UPDATE AND REBOOT YOUR SYSTEM
### PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ###

Raspberry Pi home (file)server.

My desktop is not on when I'm not at home.

get rekt nerd

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_,met$$$$$gg.
,g$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P. OS: Debian 8.7 jessie
,g$$P"" """Y$$.". Kernel: x86_64 Linux 3.16.0-4-amd64
,$$P' `$$$. Uptime: 167d 2h 40m
',$$P ,ggs. `$$b: Packages: 672
`d$$' ,$P"' . $$$ Shell: bash 4.3.30
$$P d$' , $$P CPU: AMD Ryzen CPU J1900 @ 4428.9 MHz
$$: $$. - ,d$$' RAM: 256MB / 2042MB
$$\; Y$b._ _,d$P'
Y$$. `.`"Y$$$$P"'
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[root@cloud ~]# uptime
17:17:20 up 93 days, 3:02, 1 user, load average: 0.14, 0.10, 0.06

I am but a pleb who does updates and logs in as root

I try not to let a box go without a reboot for more than a month. Especially since the OS will probably have a major update in that time period. My VM server pictured was just rebooted the other day to finish updates.

this is the my longest uptime. had to shut it down today though

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literally this

>keeping your pc on while you're not using it
>wasting electricity
>spending money to accomplish nothing

>implying we're posting our desktop specs
>implying we don't put our PCs to sleep when we don't use them
>implying our computer doesn't do something useful in idle time like help research or mine butt-coins.

30 minutes
just changed kernel

What does it do?

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pi@vehumet ~ $ screenfetch
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,ooolcloooo: 'oooooccloo: OS: Unknown 8.0 jessie
.looooc;;:ol :oc;;:ooooo' Kernel: armv7l Linux 4.1.17-v7+
;oooooo: ,ooooooc. Uptime: 96d 4h 35m
.,:;'. .;:;'. Packages: 1156
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[root@server ~]# uptime
13:19:11 up 50 days, 12:44, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.
0
Arch Linux server

[@arch ~]$ uptime
13:23:48 up 15 days, 17:58, 2 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0
00
Arch Linux desktop

you get uptime with linux
you can rely on linux

what?

it doesn't reboot randomly (windows reboots randomly)

don't you know anything?

so? what does that have to do with uptime?
maybe I just woke up and turned my computer on 2 minutes ago

>keeping your pc on while you're not using it
Ever heard or a thing called server?
msql server
uptime (of server, ofc) gives you a clue how well a machine is maintained.

>you can rely on linux