Just wanna take this time to emphasize my level of hatred towards click bait, (and my reason for hating them with an unfathomably overwhelming passion).
Here we have an example of click bait in its most desperate and pathetic form.
>thumbnail of a woman with big taters staring seductively at the camera >a caption of """"9 Questions About Our World That Scientists Still Haven't Found Answers To""""" >Directly attempting to promote a seemingly interesting topic with the use of basic sexual references
HEY I'M A MALE!!! I LIKE TITTIES!!!! BETTER CLICK ON THIS SHIT!?!?
Yeah OK so an arrow pointing directly towards where this female's nipple is supposed to be is definitely not supposed to be suggestive to the original caption right? Who knows? Perhaps one of the "9 Questions" HAPPENS to be relevant to a nipple. But come on now, we all know what kind of desperation this portrays. With that, I leave Facebook having now accumulated a bent last straw. :^)
Evan Nelson
Maybe if you weren't such a thirsty idiot you wouldn't need to worry about this garbage. Get laid
Dominic Howard
Someone had a bad day, nigga's just tryna emphasize the autism of clickbait. Sounds to me like you're the one who hasn't gotten laid. People like you make me sick, literally come on here and talk shit on every possible post without even having a reason too. Nice bottled up anger boyo, come back when you pull the slimy soggy stick out of your tight ass and have something of value to contribute to this simple thread.
Wyatt Ortiz
Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Sebastian Reed
OP is not going to be able to resist this bait.
John Gonzalez
>facebook
Joshua Turner
"Hey let's all try to be smart-asses and rather than commenting with something of value let's ridicule and shitpost on the OP till the pain of self hatred goes away." Boy, you sure showed him, user
Xavier Campbell
>With that, I leave Facebook having now accumulated a bent last straw. :^)
Well my straw is now straight and rigid.
Isaiah Wilson
>delete all social media accounts >use adblockers >avoid shitty clickbait sites
Problem solved.
Cooper Nelson
only pathetic beta virgins fall for click bait
Isaac Thomas
Kids. It's always kids. When I was 10 I clicked on that shit.
Josiah Martinez
>never watch porn
Josiah Lopez
>watching porn on some shitty website Torrents exist.
Jordan Cooper
If you like waiting for your porn
> oh shit it's a trap > time to wait another 3 hours for the next vid
Gabriel Lewis
T H I C C
Blake Johnson
Its too profitable, there's nothing you can do about it, but exploit it until it burst like any other viral kind of marketing or ad (you don't see "You won an iPad click here to ..." nor "You are the 10000 visitor claim your ...."around, do you?)
Dylan Adams
u mad, bro?
Nicholas Morgan
I might be interested if they had to resort to blatant sex sells tactics if the content was worth reading.
I was tricked, once, and they were all 'mysteries' that had been solved 50+ years ago.
Robert Ramirez
>only pathetic beta virgins fall for click bait don't pin this on us t. pathetic beta virgins
Asher Walker
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Isaiah Murphy
i hate facebook but i check it sometimes when bored at work, what grinds my gears is the 2 second videos they loop 20x times like you're a retarded goldfish
Jaxon Rodriguez
>using the smiley with a carat nose >quoting the smiley with a carat nose
Jackson Gomez
How shitty is your internet?
Hunter Flores
Lol, boobs are hypnotizing :3 Proud owner of a pair myself :^)
Charles Wood
You know adds are based on your internet history, right?
Jonathan Martinez
>using facebook in the first place >no adblocker
Nolan Thompson
>talking about sex >on a tech board Leave now chad
Jayden Powell
>just now gave up on facebook Get the fuck out I bet you still use twitter
William Gray
it works, jews with ROI and clickbait slidshows prowed that it works. Blame normies.
Adam Brown
>normies instead of normalfags ???
Jeremiah Gomez
Are they big and squishy enough to suffocate me with them femanon?
Kevin Hernandez
>boobs >implying female I'm a guy and I have boobs. Yes, they're large and squishy.
Jaxon Bailey
Well you can't call yourself a man anyway with those boobs, put a bra on em and go entertain some boys gurl
Nolan Edwards
>Talking about fake news >on a technology board Leave now, libcuck
Jordan Bennett
>could literally end your life by trippind and stumbling on you >not a man Son, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation.
Juan Thompson
brah i hate it too and i would stop doing it but it makes so much money 99% of the world population is incredibly dumb and will click it
Jason Stewart
Time to tell me how, user.
Aaron King
>using the smiley with a carat nose
Jacob Rivera
>2017 >letting succubi steal your mana disgusting
Asher Hughes
You can never escape the cancerous click bait titles on YouTube
Lincoln Baker
This. Also there's this thing called sequential downloading, look it up.
Carson Morris
at least give us a hint on how to do this
Liam Barnes
how?
Parker Foster
tell us pls
Christopher Morales
this is either the same person or >le nu-Sup Forums, everyone Either way (You) got played.
James Young
Fuck off, it's different people
Eli Baker
ITT: Retard Party
Anthony Richardson
>these images Are we on 9gag?
Alexander Rivera
...
Camden Perez
People will click on them, there are fucking tech-illiterate horny middle aged men who would send you their credit info for a pic of tits
Henry Morales
...
Eli Harris
>you have to be a kissless virgin to be annoyed by clickbait end yourself
Kevin Williams
stop masturbating
Lucas Williams
>using a picture of the smiley with a carat nose
Isaiah Evans
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