Click bait

Just wanna take this time to emphasize my level of hatred towards click bait, (and my reason for hating them with an unfathomably overwhelming passion).

Here we have an example of click bait in its most desperate and pathetic form.

>thumbnail of a woman with big taters staring seductively at the camera
>a caption of """"9 Questions About Our World That Scientists Still Haven't Found Answers To"""""
>Directly attempting to promote a seemingly interesting topic with the use of basic sexual references

HEY I'M A MALE!!! I LIKE TITTIES!!!! BETTER CLICK ON THIS SHIT!?!?

Yeah OK so an arrow pointing directly towards where this female's nipple is supposed to be is definitely not supposed to be suggestive to the original caption right? Who knows? Perhaps one of the "9 Questions" HAPPENS to be relevant to a nipple. But come on now, we all know what kind of desperation this portrays. With that, I leave Facebook having now accumulated a bent last straw. :^)

Maybe if you weren't such a thirsty idiot you wouldn't need to worry about this garbage.
Get laid

Someone had a bad day, nigga's just tryna emphasize the autism of clickbait. Sounds to me like you're the one who hasn't gotten laid. People like you make me sick, literally come on here and talk shit on every possible post without even having a reason too. Nice bottled up anger boyo, come back when you pull the slimy soggy stick out of your tight ass and have something of value to contribute to this simple thread.

Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

OP is not going to be able to resist this bait.

>facebook

"Hey let's all try to be smart-asses and rather than commenting with something of value let's ridicule and shitpost on the OP till the pain of self hatred goes away." Boy, you sure showed him, user

>With that, I leave Facebook having now accumulated a bent last straw. :^)

Well my straw is now straight and rigid.

>delete all social media accounts
>use adblockers
>avoid shitty clickbait sites

Problem solved.

only pathetic beta virgins fall for click bait

Kids. It's always kids. When I was 10 I clicked on that shit.

>never watch porn

>watching porn on some shitty website
Torrents exist.

If you like waiting for your porn

> oh shit it's a trap
> time to wait another 3 hours for the next vid

T H I C C

Its too profitable, there's nothing you can do about it, but exploit it until it burst like any other viral kind of marketing or ad (you don't see "You won an iPad click here to ..." nor "You are the 10000 visitor claim your ...."around, do you?)

u mad, bro?

I might be interested if they had to resort to blatant sex sells tactics if the content was worth reading.

I was tricked, once, and they were all 'mysteries' that had been solved 50+ years ago.

>only pathetic beta virgins fall for click bait
don't pin this on us
t. pathetic beta virgins

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

i hate facebook but i check it sometimes when bored at work, what grinds my gears is the 2 second videos they loop 20x times like you're a retarded goldfish

>using the smiley with a carat nose
>quoting the smiley with a carat nose

How shitty is your internet?

Lol, boobs are hypnotizing :3 Proud owner of a pair myself :^)

You know adds are based on your internet history, right?

>using facebook in the first place
>no adblocker

>talking about sex
>on a tech board
Leave now chad

>just now gave up on facebook
Get the fuck out
I bet you still use twitter

it works, jews with ROI and clickbait slidshows prowed that it works.
Blame normies.

>normies instead of normalfags
???

Are they big and squishy enough to suffocate me with them femanon?

>boobs
>implying female
I'm a guy and I have boobs. Yes, they're large and squishy.

Well you can't call yourself a man anyway with those boobs, put a bra on em and go entertain some boys gurl

>Talking about fake news
>on a technology board
Leave now, libcuck

>could literally end your life by trippind and stumbling on you
>not a man
Son, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation.

brah i hate it too and i would stop doing it but it makes so much money
99% of the world population is incredibly dumb and will click it

Time to tell me how, user.

>using the smiley with a carat nose

>2017
>letting succubi steal your mana
disgusting

You can never escape the cancerous click bait titles on YouTube

This. Also there's this thing called sequential downloading, look it up.

at least give us a hint on how to do this

how?

tell us pls

this is either the same person or
>le nu-Sup Forums, everyone
Either way (You) got played.

Fuck off, it's different people

ITT: Retard Party

>these images
Are we on 9gag?

...

People will click on them, there are fucking tech-illiterate horny middle aged men who would send you their credit info for a pic of tits

...

>you have to be a kissless virgin to be annoyed by clickbait
end yourself

stop masturbating

>using a picture of the smiley with a carat nose

Hello and welcome to Sup Forums. This is the technology board of Sup Forums.org.

>muh deguneracy
Fuck off Sup Forums