Intel starts making i9 processors. What's so special about them?

Intel starts making i9 processors. What's so special about them?

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>slightly OC i7

>4000$

L4 cache

5775c proved the concept

9 > 7

They deactivate and refuse to work with any AMD products.

(((They))) also circumcise you in your sleep.

Op I havent eaten in 18 hrs that looks so fucking good rn

Are you poor or are you fasting?

fuck processors that looks amazing i want it what is it

That looks like my wife! LOL!

Lobster roll

In college, was fat in HS and im 40 lbs down since I quit my job, so both

most people in the world are considered poor

no motherboard required

...

Ultrathreading. Now each core handles 4 logical cores.

lel /thread

Hey that could be interesting. It would probably suck though, right? Hyperthreading is already not very good at acting like two cores.

You have to pay them $30+tip monthly per core per user per 10MHz of overclocking you do.

So Xeon Phi?

>per core per user per 10MHz of overclocking
So if I don't overclock at all I don't have to pay anything?

They process data faster and more efficiently so the NSA can watch you play the latest gaymes in real time

They just need to keep caching further along the chain and then move the hard drive to a lower level of storage.

6900K or 6950X should already be i9

Is there really interest in what Intel does anymore? They employ the same corporate capitalism that all the tech giants do. That is, they release such minor incremental upgrades at such a slow pace under such enormous hype, all designed to squeeze as much money out of the public as possible. I am more interested in the game changer. Which company will that be? Which company will introduce a truly revolutionary leap in home pc performance?

If you've got the necessary tech and access to the internet to shitpost on Sup Forums, you probably can't be described as poor in relative terms, so exactly what point were you making?

They cost twice as much as i7s

That would have benefit; with L3 cache the hit rate is high enough already, adding L4 would barely increase it.

11 threads

6 cores, 10 threads

Cost $2000.

Why?

they ship with a newer version of the management engine that will be unbypassable by currently know means, or even imaginable ones, but please go ahead and give them and amd you money

are you stupid? you can get computers with wifi that cost less than the shoes you walk on you fucking subhuman trash. i can't believe i even wasted a captcha on you. you should refund me you literal amoeba.

>using non-free wifi chips

I thought this was Sup Forums.

That looks delicious. Where to cop?

Maine

7 8 9, though.

but it is, you cant expect 2x performance but better than 1 anyway

what retarded name is pentium and celeron? WHERE IS MY i1 processors?!?!

Intel ME is on the chipset user.

You don't buy the CPU. You rent it and access it over the net.

>Year 3000
>Intel i69 processors are being used as a weapon

>they kill people by proving them that they don't exist

you can shitpost on Sup Forums with a £20 smartphone and free mcdonalds wifi..

Kek

They're released at full price but as early access so Intel can fire their entire customer support team and instead hire 10 shills to spam "It's still in beta bro" whenever someone complains about lack of performance or crashes on a forum.

[Oracle intensifies]

28% more CIA.

Why does Intel hate even numbers?

I thought current ME was already unbypassable? Doesn't it shut the chip down if you disable it?

Sure, but the i9 requires a separate chipset, socket, motherboard, type of RAM, and is optane-only.

Why not compete with Power9?

>posts cancer cunt sandwich
WHY OP WhYYY??

i9 would essentially be a dual socket system, or a scaled down Xeon.

Dual Socket
8 cores each
16 cores total
32 threads

You are expecting normies to build that?
Dual Socket systems is too much of a pain in the ass for most people.

ULTRA HYPERTHREADING

>i9
>normies

WTF kind of sandwich is that?

lobster bisque

That's a fucking juicy lobster roll

So Chrome can run better.

lol true

>currently using Nvidia GPUs
>they can't circumcise you if you were already circumcised from the start

fp fucking bp

what's even the point of this thread? intel isn't making i9 processors

I'm sorry you have no imagination.

the i series is for normies

i3 and i5 are for normies. i7 and above is getting into neckbeard territory.

No.

I'm sorry you have down syndrome.

>9
Am I the only one triggered that it isn't a prime number?

Thats hilarious

nigga didnt even de-vein the scrimp

we're all gonna make it, lurk /fit/ too

roasties get out

That's lobster not roast beef you dip.

JEWTEL HOUSEFIRES

Interesting read:
pcworld.com/article/182906/Intel_Core_i9_SixCores_Of_Speed.html

Not bad, dad

They have hardware porn acceleration.

whatthefuckamireading.jpg

They won't. If they were ever going to, it would have been the i7 980x. 7 years later, and its descendant, the 6950x is still an i7.

>Dad
back2reddit

>PCLab.pl article
>in English
>on Core i9
I'm beyond confused

>2017
>not already being circumcised

You truly deserve to be incinerated alive.

>cutting part of a dick off
sandnigger spotted

%10 faster
more instructions that nobody is gonna use

This is an old PCWorld article in which the authors thought Intel would release such a thing as an i9 processor due to rumors, although such a thing was nenver confirmed.

yea but the source points to pclab.pl which I frequently visit but I don't understand why they released such article not on 1st of april and in English
pclab.pl/art39718.html

Why are so many people fascinated by the sandwich?

It reminds us of our mother's flaps

That shrimp looks old m8

>HeartAttackOnaBun.jpg

meat AND fish in same dish

reeee

that's lobster

that's not a burger

>what is surf & turf
literally nothing wrong with fish and meat on the same dish

>lobster roll
Why do Americans have all the good stuffs? Cheap too.

Food is the #1 priority in the states

Huh?
I've always read you have overly-sweet bread and low quality produce. Pizzas don't look great either.

You'd still have to buy the chip for the very low price of $2222 of course. It's only clocked at 30% of its capacity out of the box. But hey at least it's 3fps faster in a cherry-picked selection of games. AMD BTFO

Work on Windows 7.