Lets write a program in C
Ill start:
#include
int glob_var;
int main()
{
Lets write a program in C
Ill start:
#include
int glob_var;
int main()
{
return 1;
}
malloc(~0);
fpbp
dogs rock
#define ; ;
while(malloc(1)); /* leak all the memeory :DDD */
system("sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root");
system(".//a.out");
void exec(void *codeptr) {
union {
void *optr;
void (*fptr)(void);
} u;
u.optr = codeptr;
u.fptr();
}
>using malloc without stdlib.h
char str[0];
printf("Enter name: ");
scanf("%d", str);
printf("Your name is %s", str);
/thrad
printf("fizz");
goto fail;
fail:
goto resume;
goto hell;
static fuckmyshitup=[-1ull];
#define true 0
#define false 1
while (1) {printf("ayyy\n");}
resume:
goto fail;
#define void int
#include "/bin/ls"
ggdGZQ
#define { }
#define } {
system.out.println("Hello Would!");
cout < "Hello world" < endl;
#include #include #include #include #include #include #include #include "../util.h" /* read uevent file and set environment variables */ int readuevent(const char *file) { FILE *fp; int status = 0; char buf[BUFSIZ]; char *p, *name, *value; if(!(fp = fopen(file, "r"))) return -1; while(!feof(fp)) { fgets(buf, sizeof(buf) - 1, fp); if(ferror(fp)) { status = -2; break; } if((p = strchr(buf, '\n'))) *p = '\0'; if(!(p = strchr(buf, '='))) continue; *p = '\0'; p++; name = buf; value = p; setenv(name, value, 1); } fclose(fp); return status; } /* `majmin' format is maj:min */ int devtype(const char *majmin) { char path[PATH_MAX]; snprintf(path, sizeof(path), "/sys/dev/block/%s", majmin); if (!access(path, F_OK)) return S_IFBLK; snprintf(path, sizeof(path), "/sys/dev/char/%s", majmin); if (!access(path, F_OK)) return S_IFCHR; return -1; }
for (char* i=0;;*(++i)=0) {;}
Best way to leak memory:
#include
#include
#include
void
leak(key_t k)
{
shmget(k,1,512);
}
int
main()
{
srand(time(0));
while (1)
leak(rand());
}
(defun cycle (list)
(setf (cdr (last list)) list))
Nice style
KYS
Your code is shit, it doesn't compile.
printf("Benis Xdd");
>windows
K Y S
are you retarded user
4
You mean the platform with the best developer tools around? Name one Linux compiler at least on the same level as Pelles C. I'll wait.
>write unportable code
>call me retarded
Fuck off.
int* x = 0;
*x = 1337; // todo: debug
Define the level of Pelles C
Linux.
I don't think this is actually possible, since (at least GCC) wants a define to start with an identifier.
break;
How do I do the white background?
read the sticky
printf("Thanks.");
Trash language.
char poster[] = "you";
printf("Here's your (%s)",poster[]);
I know, but it's the one most people in the world understand. I hate English too, but it is the de facto lingua franca.
kek
while(fork);
Is for or while a better loop option?
>Name one Linux compiler at least on the same level as Pelles C. I'll wait.
Pretty sure gcc and clang rek it anytime.
for(char*i=0;;*++i=0);
if/goto is the best
define malloc(x) exit(1)
>pelles c
>windows
Am I being meme'd?