Who /hyped/ for this /here/?

Who /hyped/ for this /here/?

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redmeme note 3 still works fine, why should i be interested about a probably way too expensive samshit

What is Lenovo ZUK Z2?

Simply the best smartphone of all time, man. Simply the best.

I'd rather have P10 desu

Better cam, no touchjizz bullshit, no curved screen et cetera

I only buy xiaomi phones now

there's zero point to a $900+ flagship like this besides burning money in a shitty economy

It doesn't have a dual camera like the much superior Dooge Shoot 1

Hardware, software, battery, ports, screen and handfeel should be the only variables up for consideration

Look here for more.... mobilenewsflash.com/#search/s8

You should be interested because samsung have reveals that are in probably top 3 cringiest shows annually.

>dual camera
>not hardware

/hyped/ here!

>downward speaker
nah

Fair enough. Processing and memory related hardware only

>hyped
>for samshit
yeah, nah

What do people actually use phone speakers for

I'm getting the S8+ or mi mix 2.

Got a broken tablet and my current phone is 7 years old with a shitty battery.

Either of these new ones will replace both.

>No touchjizz
>You get the worst fucking iOS chink clone shit ever with whaaawwwweeee emui (it's called emotion UI cause you get suicidal tendencies after using it for an hour)

No thanks senpai

Samsung phones are ugly as fuck

>samsung
>$799
Nah I'll pass

>xiaomeme
Gearbest Sales Representative detected.

Can't wait to have 1970 TVs CRT display borders again

it looks like shit imo

most of these asian brands can't into design

just because you can have a rounded corner display doesn't mean it's a good idea

Apple will do it right, like always.

I use a s6 edge. So kinda hyped here to see what the upgrades are and if it is worth it.

this

if you want a high end phone the xiaomi mi series is baller as fuck and the redmis have great value

But Apple is essentially Foxconn so it's even more chinkshit than Samsung.

I'm just gonna wait for the Galaxy S10 with my S7 edge

Xiaomi for $200 has the same functionality as Samsung for $800.

Samsung buys from Foxconn top
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxconn#Major_customers

minorities have been using them to play music in inappropriate public places for years

Anything media or communication related.

I'm a fan of the s7 but really having a problem coming up with reasons to get this over the g6

>inb4 muh bootloop

>curved screen
>rounded screen
>onscreen buttons
>touchwiz

hahahahahahaha

who here galaxy s5

Not me. Samsung phones are pretty poor value for money when you compare them to Chinese rivals.

Touchwiz is the only one of these things that is even remotely a negative

go back to work kim

after using the s7 edge for a year im most definitely not getting any phones with curved screens.

use headphones you fucking asshole

onscreen buttons are fucking horrible. the only reason why you'd be ok with them is because you don't know/forgot what it's like to use capacitive/physical buttons

enjoy your tinnitus kiddo. oh? you're 21? youre still a kiddo to me kiddo. believe me few more years of headphones and you'll get it

Is there going to be anything new or jus a big screen?

it's not a problem if you use them at a reasonable volume you fucking moron. playing speakers too loud is bad for you too

kek

Why would I be hyped for that gigantic bimbo phone made by fucking Koreans

Buy Xiaomi
Buy Xiaomi
Buy Xiaomi

The volume is irrelevant kiddo. I hate loud music and hate people who think louder=better. I got the tinnitus from using headphones too much, I would love to go back in time and use my phone speakers instead and keep my hearing 100%. Seriously stop using headphones and or you'll regret it and wished you listened to me kiddo.

lol maybe if you used some shitty ass headphones

Phillips Fidellio x2's aint shitty kiddo. Enjoy your tinnitus when you become a grownup kid.

>The volume is irrelevant

That makes no sense. Sound is sound. If it's quiet it won't do damage

youtube.com/watch?v=pfJVUd1gjT8

>Those white bezels
Fucking disgusting.

Don't turn up the volume to 11 if you don't want tinnitus you dumb nigger

This. If I wanted to waste that much money on a phone I'd get Xiaomi Mi MIX.

Yo dawg

This. Bootloop is just a meme and none of my LG phones have ever had that problem. G6 is going to be cheaper to get unlocked, plus you're getting a bigger battery and ultrawide camera.

I'm not
I only care about phones when my old one finally dies, then I buy the best phone I can and use that for 4 years
I could last longer but I usually replace by 4 years or on break

We are live

HAPPENING

>everyone please take your seats

>this is a phone

>THIS IS A PHONE
so it's confirmed

Oh god, the birth canal

>defending this

>My wife's son
>dropped

>pajeet confirmed for bad prehistoric survival skills

But they're not chink designs. There is a difference.

>DJ Koh

>Letting your children play with explosives
Black parenting at its finest.

Smartphone ads are fake and gay

Why do they have a DJ running the phone department? And why is the music so bad if he's a DJ?

>wish i could have a pint of Lon-done Pryde after this

>challenging
That is a word, yes.

I bought my RN3P from Top One on Aliexpress actually, that store doesn't even exist anymore

*crickets*

He's trying

I had a dream that I broke my phone out of rage of not being able to get on a website. I fucking hate phones.

This sounds like a speech synthesizer.

That presentation is horrible wtf. He's speaking so slowly.

Coreans can't into speaking English

A speech synthesizer would be more comprehensible desu

>No removable battery
>No MHL

Samshit can fuck off.

Well he is Korean born and spends 90% of his time in Korea speaking Korean.

I'd like to see you go up on stage in front of a few hundred people and thousands of people online and give a technical presentation in Korean.

He's trying his best to apologize for the Note 7.

Dunno why Sammy can't just bring out a decent guy/girl who has no problems speaking normal English. These suits wanna be celebs

haha xD true... true!!

Think i'm gonna buy this phone, have a S6 now. Provided my cellphone provider will have a nice offer on it. Just not too eager on being bound to them for over a year.

Is the new phone a consumer-grade explosive as well?

Could just hire someone who can actually speak good english.

ExxxxxxDeeeeee

>Google helped Samshit with the 18:9 aspect ratio
So I guess the Pixel 2 is going to have this aspect ratio, too?

>xD
Get

They have thousands of people who speak english, finding and english speaker wouldn't have been an issue, however when your job is literally overseeing an entire division and this is your product that you've personally spent months and months overseeing, you're probably going to want to take some credit for that shit.

Not to mention, his english is actually pretty good, not even hard to understand compared to previous samsung launches.

>Samsung
They're the fucking Apple of Android. Why would I be hyped for whatever garbage they have to offer?

inb4 it's VR shit for the 934543rd time

lmao the niggers head broke de fone!!

Such diversity!

I didn't see any white males in that trailer.

>dat professional render