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crayon pop edition

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Wish I could go with her

don't like this edition at all

wew, how can you argue against that?

god what a shit edition

Someone make a better one

State of Wisconsin reporting in. Thinking about seceding to Canada tbqhwya

Need an album.

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Need a bf desu

This edition somewhat pleases me.

wew

me on the right

The EU question should be:

>Do you think the UK should be a free and independent country?

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Fucking hell I'm so fucking mad I hate this generation

>In town walking about with a mate
>Hear some girl shriek and a massive black guy sprints towards me with a purse
>Hear her yell stop him
>I've been a pussy my entire life
>Actually decide to man up and go for it
>Wait till the guy is about 5m away still sprinting, then launch myself at him
>Catch him in the stomach in a rugby tackle, proper wind him and nearly rip my shoulder out of joint
>Flip him over and just sit on him for a bit, grab the purse and go to hand it to the girl as she dashes over
>Holy fuck I'm a hero I actually did it and I'm still alive
>Girl fucking ignores me and checks if the black guy is alright
>Omigosh tom are you OK he hit you really hard
>Yeah I'm fine haha get off me bro
>Fuck off you cunt I'm not moving what the fuck is going on
>Little shit with a faggot haircut comes over with a camera in my face saying it was a social experiment
>Lose my fucking shit at him saying I could have seriously hurt one of us
>Bro calm down its just an experiment u passed the test
>I just give up and walk off without saying anything, guy yells me to come back for a chat
>1 hour later my shoulder still feels like it's burning

Fucks sake
Hope that doesnt end up on youtube

*yaaaaaawn*
Oh, hey wagie. I didn't see you there. Congratulations on almost making it through another week of voluntary slavery. I really envy you guys, I could never do something like that.
*rolls over*
Well I stayed up all night finishing my novel, I'm going back to sleep. Good night wagie.

you do realise that european pills aren't magical pills with no side effects at all, right?

Or
>Do you hate Europeans and love Vladimir Putin?

they are literally perfect what are you on about

Nobody's claiming that, dogfucker.

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JUST A PRANK BRO

sting rays are fairly brooding characters

was down south once with my cousins going for a swim and we look below us and this huge sting ray is just drifting below us

>59647259

>not twice edition

Some lad earlier asked me to post my dinner so here it is

That's a fuck off big dog

Anyone in the Manchester region prepared to go to the cinema/hang around town when Poleaboo is confident enough to go out in girl mode?

Are you people retarded? You niggas are gonna die without the EU

that looks mad tasty

who's the girl? ;)

Looks bizarre

>cute girl
>nice food
oh fuck off, just fuck off

wrong

chicken nuggets with chips and tomato ketchup?

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Better to die free than live enslaved

Yeah I would

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shopped

Go back to fucking animals, animal fucker.

Rourke take your pills

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I can't they banned it last year

Cool

Just the film or are you cool with doing more stuff, stuff that would involve us being in the open public together?

Is that canned tuna I spy in your rice-balls there?

>knife and fork

fuck off gwailo

>Manta rays are large rays belonging to the genus Manta. The larger species, M. birostris, reaches 7 m (23 ft 0 in)

does the girl now you're a bender?

mom?

>They banned the only reason anyone would ever want to go to Denmark

Yeah, I'd walk around the city centre with you.

YOOOOOOOOOOOO LISTEN UP
HERES A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD
*turns the mic to the audience*

The EU does not enslave us you moron

Yes, I didn't order that
They gave it to use to cut the chicken~~~|

Got banned from reddit for calling someone a paki lads

Had 3k karma on the account as well

ME AND MY NIGGAS TRYNA GET IT YA BISH

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im blue
in aberdeen i will die

>go to the toilets at work
>they're all occupied
>"fucking lazy arse layabout pieces of shit, I actually need the fucking toilet, can't believe this shit, skiving in the bogs, son of a bitch useless fucking pri-"
>door opens
>go in, sit on toilet and play Hill Climb Racing on my phone for the next 15 minutes

you can cut it with chopsticks gwailo~~

The restaurant Noma is in Coppenhagen. It's world renowned.

Cool

Do you have any activities to suggest that we could do together?

How tall are you?

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Wish these lefty student, pro EU types would literally fuck off and die somewhere to be perfectly honest. You make me want to vomit

that post belongs in a toilet

>the days of major websites only having american mods and them not understanding british racism are gone

We didn't ask for knife and fork, it comes with it, for whiteys and for gooks

whats this girls name again?

Good for you. Canned tuna in the rice-ball is rather bad form.
But the chicken in the second pic looked pretty tasty

>Wish these lefty student, pro EU types would literally fuck off and die somewhere to be perfectly honest. You make me want to vomit

>not using Voat exclusively
stop giving reddit traffic hits

Ginger Spice

maisie williams

corean dog~~

Says here that leaving the EU will cost each british household around £1000 to £3000

the gf

Bored off my noodle at work lads. Only another hour to go

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Hello dear friend,
We are very sorry that you left us negative feedback.
And sincerely sorry for troubling you so much.

how about we send you link for you to change the negative feedback into positive feedback?
and after your changing, ebay system will inform us automatically,
then we refund you money in full asap as a compensation?
sorry we have to do it in this way since we have been cheated by some customers
who promised to change feedback for us but never do it after they took money from us.
what do you think?
waiting for your reply.
It is our honor to serve you.
Best wishes.
Sincerely yours,
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Poleaboo left negative feedback on two of their items, should I strike a deal with them or fuck it?

If you don't like it here then leave

post vapourwave please

>Wish these lefty student, pro EU types would literally fuck off and die somewhere to be perfectly honest. You make me want to vomit

how often do you lads have takeaways

Paki loving spastic melt.
Never.

>parcelforce supposed to be coming today to pick up package
>been waiting around fucking bored all day
>haven't been yet

Unless they came when I was in the shower at 8:30 or something, fucking annoying desu

once a month, max

wish I had my wits about me in Japan and used tinder as well as buying some Initial D merch

feel like a runt on the sidewalk
been wanking and playing videogames for 10 hours

have to write two essays before midnight

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

couple times a week

>Paki loving spastic melt.

Ok well don't complain that you're choosing to spend your time with us

>why yes i do commit to the idea of seceding sovereignty to faceless bureaucrats

Maybe once every 3 weeks?

once a month roughly maybe longer

I'll complain about whatever the fuck I like, you cunt.