/brit/

This edition somewhat pleases me.

wew

me on the right

The EU question should be:

>Do you think the UK should be a free and independent country?

...

Fucking hell I'm so fucking mad I hate this generation

>In town walking about with a mate
>Hear some girl shriek and a massive black guy sprints towards me with a purse
>Hear her yell stop him
>I've been a pussy my entire life
>Actually decide to man up and go for it
>Wait till the guy is about 5m away still sprinting, then launch myself at him
>Catch him in the stomach in a rugby tackle, proper wind him and nearly rip my shoulder out of joint
>Flip him over and just sit on him for a bit, grab the purse and go to hand it to the girl as she dashes over
>Holy fuck I'm a hero I actually did it and I'm still alive
>Girl fucking ignores me and checks if the black guy is alright
>Omigosh tom are you OK he hit you really hard
>Yeah I'm fine haha get off me bro
>Fuck off you cunt I'm not moving what the fuck is going on
>Little shit with a faggot haircut comes over with a camera in my face saying it was a social experiment
>Lose my fucking shit at him saying I could have seriously hurt one of us
>Bro calm down its just an experiment u passed the test
>I just give up and walk off without saying anything, guy yells me to come back for a chat
>1 hour later my shoulder still feels like it's burning

Fucks sake
Hope that doesnt end up on youtube

*yaaaaaawn*
Oh, hey wagie. I didn't see you there. Congratulations on almost making it through another week of voluntary slavery. I really envy you guys, I could never do something like that.
*rolls over*
Well I stayed up all night finishing my novel, I'm going back to sleep. Good night wagie.

you do realise that european pills aren't magical pills with no side effects at all, right?

Or
>Do you hate Europeans and love Vladimir Putin?

they are literally perfect what are you on about