Why are apple addicts/redditors such losers...

Why are apple addicts/redditors such losers? This guy couldn't wait until the end of the day so he could play around with a watch????

We are talking about a grown man sneaking into the toilet with a box with a watch inside.

Oh look, another poorfag permavirgin who's too much of a fucking NEET to buy the hardware that normal non basement dwellers use to get shit done in the real world. Maybe one day you'll put those tendies down, crawl out out of mommy's basement, and feel the glorious heat of the sun upon your face. Hell, you might even start working out, or go to college, or even get a girlfriend! God speed little NEET manchild.

>reminder that sage goes in all fields

>Pic unrelated

I'm not talking about people who have a macbook or an iphone.
I'm talking about those losers who buy every apple release and genuinely get excited by the thought of a watch.

Apple makes products for girls

"TRANSLATION"

>I'm a NEET poorfag

Fixed that for you user

Nice poorfag pajeet phone faggot

KEK

S7 edge
Try again

Feminine hygiene products are for richfags

I buy douches because I'm wealthy, not because I'm I have a gaping vagina that needs to be cleaned

>ANDROID
either gay or POO IN THE LOO pajeet.

kek..

so which one are you, user?

>UPS

I can appreciate where he's coming from, at least.

On more than one occasion, I've waited all day for a package to arrive, only for the UPS guy to be late and arrive the next day while I had to work or something.

Or the shit where they show up while you're in the bathroom and leave a note on your door "Sorry we missed you!" Yeah well sorry you're a fucking faggot

I shit you not, one day I was watching for the UPS guy because I was anxious to get my package and I was tracking it, I saw him pull up, run up to my door with no package in his hand, slap the "sorry we missed you" sticker on my door without even knocking, and running away as fast as he could.

FUCK UPS

Hey man I wouldn't judge an entire company off of a few interactions, they were probably just a couple of fuck-UPS :-DDDDDD

This is just consumerism in general. It's just easier to point and laugh at Apple fanatics because they're too vocal about it.

>t. poorfag permavirgin who's too much of a fucking NEET to buy the hardware that normal non basement dwellers use to get shit done in the real world.

>implying you know anything about girls

>get shit done
>Apple

Those days are over. Apple is just a toy for college kids now.

I am PROUD to be a member of the Apple team and contribute to their innovation that pushes the boundaries of technology. If this means I have to pay a little bit more to get the BEST products around then that is the sacrifice I must make for the betterment of all humanity.

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Get a load of this triggered crapplecuck

major KEK

Wew lad, did he actually admit Apple products are made with child labor?

ayyyy