Mommy found the ThinkPad with Arch Linux installed

>mommy found the ThinkPad with Arch Linux installed

ok and...?

What a new fag

I still have no idea what updog is.

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Glad I encrypted mine

>daddy found the macbook with anime wallpaper

>grandpa fell into the piss abyss

Whenever I buy new electronics I try to hide them from my parents for at least 6 months so when they ask about it I can be like "I had this for over 6 months now"

mommy wont change my undies and I need to ho poopoo

>tfw mommy found the piss bottles

>perfect, she'll never notice the one filled with cum hidden amoungst the piss.

why would you want to say that?

So they can't be mad that I bought it

>sis found minimal debian install on thinkpad
REEEEEEEE

why the fuck does this happen, aren't you like 20?

Parents will be parents, user

>living at your parents
I'm getting too old for this shit

And? Presumably if you're on Arch then you're savvy enough to have encrypted it or was that on the to-do list? Did she find your horsefucker stash or something?

Unless you're as old as me (34), you're probably not.

I blame UK house (or rental) prices being pretty much unaffordable though. (It's an easy scapegoat for being shit at life and on the road to looking after elderly parents then getting old and dying yourself in the same house you've been in for 82 years)

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She is finally proud of me.

I'm 29 but parents just don't understand

FUCK YOU

? whats updog

Beats me.

>mom ran the convolutional momcest neural network generator

>newfags don't remember the greentext

are you 29 and live with your parents?

yeah so what

HAHAHAHAHAHA
WHATS UPDOG???
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHATS UP MY MAN!!!! AAAAAAAAAA

He's the original Sup Forums NEET

> sis found thinkpad with debian

my mom uses mint with KDE and if people ask her she is able to answer and say it is a linux distro

and my step dad will tell people to fuck off if they ask him :^)

are you guys jealous of my almost tech savvy parents?

>mom cancels crunchyroll subscription

Fucking cunt

>mom found the dead bird

kek

I don't understand this meme.

>daddy found the programming socks

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I KEK SO HARD AND LULZ SO FAR

I don't get it

9 years here, I-I feel new now. I don't get it.

It's a common image used to trigger Sup Forums. Heh, not that I would know.

>sex slave found the morphine

>government RAT found me at the public library with a burner

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I may be autistic, but at least I am not remembering-greentext-by-the-screenshot-layout autistic.

>he doesn't have a working memory and a brain that can make inferences from presented data automatically
How's it feel to literally not meet the standards for mammalian intelligence?

I dont get it. Whats wrong with letting female members of the family near your linux computer?

Fucking newfags I swear

>crunchyroll

holy shit it's not just me