My boyfriend is looking to switch from Windows to Linux. What he's talked about is wanting a distro that is stable...

My boyfriend is looking to switch from Windows to Linux. What he's talked about is wanting a distro that is stable, looks nice, and isn't a complete botnet. The only thing he really uses the desktop for besides web browsing and stuff is streaming movies to our Roku over Plex.

I just cook his meals and use a MacBook so I don't know much about this stuff.

Any distro recommendations?

Xubuntu

Install Gentoo

Ubuntu, one of its flavors. It has the most support out the box.

Linux Mint, Ubuntu

Not this

Post boyfriend's feet

Windows 10 LTSB

Solus

Manjaro

Elementary

Solus was one of the ones he mentioned, is it good?

Ubuntu seems likely.

Solus is good, but it's still pretty immature. I'd wait a few years before considering it for a daily driver.

Go with Ubuntu or one of its spinoffs. Anything else will inevitably be a fucking headache if all you want to do is shitpost on reddit and stream through Plex.

Alright thanks, all talk to him about it.

What should I make for dinner?

Jambalaya.

Why are you here doing his homework? is he crippled or something?

Chicken and pasta with bacon bits

Ooh, that's perfect. Thanks user.
We're going to watch Shin Godzillatonight, I'll make lots.

He's at work and I'm bored.

Same advice I would give to anyone looking to try out a linux distro. Plain Ubuntu. Not the flavours/derivatives or obscure distro like gentoo/manjaro/Arch/Solus. When you know why you would want to use them, you won't need an advice.

So yeah, Ubuntu 16.04.2 for stability and support. Plenty of info/guides/support all over the web.

Quiche Loraine

Xubuntu

Apple removed the X, it's called Ubuntu now

We actually had that on Monday.

How tight is your boyfriend's pussy

I don't know he's the top not me. I've never used my willy.

LOL WUT

kek

>he has you cook
>he has you choose his distro
>he never lets you use your willy

is he /ourgay/ ?

kek

Cute. Post videos of you and your bf :^)

I like cooking and I don't like using my willy. Never saw the appeal.

It's tiny and barely works anyways.

I stopped eating oats, sorry brother.

Brother, I need these oats. Lend them to me

Fedora

If we have some I'll let you have them. I've been swapping out oatmeal with a couple eggs for breakfast. Trying to get down to around 100lbs from 116.

>stable
Debian
>Looks nice
too much personal preference for me to judge on that one
>isn't complete botnet
anything but Ubuntu

>tfw no cute trap girl(male)friend to cook and do my research

Chubby trap? :^)

Idk is that chubby for 5'4?

How do I get a nice partner like you, OP?

Unironically Sup Forums, that's how we met.

Not really, unless you're doing specific things
Either way post benis or ur gay lol

Lol, you posted that dinner thread in /ck/ yesterday, didn't you?

Ubuntu Mate lts or Opensuse (KDE)

Gay.

KDE Neon

Enterprise*

why enterprise? You do know that LTSB is better because it doesn't have contana right?

Debian stable is the best for stable systems

I guess. But what qualities does he have? Does it matter that I'm quite submissive? I know most cute traps like to be dominated but I don't have it in me to do that. My self-esteem is too low. ;_;

Kill yourself.

Depends on the guy and what you like. I'm submissive and like masculine guys. But I know people who switch though. You can definitely find someone.

I have a trans friend who's beautiful, tall, and an exclusive top. Loves submissive boys.

I don't want to be a bottom, though. Ideally I'd like to be masculine but I just don't see myself getting into it.

I was in an open relationship with a cute girl and enjoyed it a lot. She got what she wanted and I got off on it but I ended up not being able to deal with the shame so I broke things off. We're still friends and that's nice, there are no romantic feelings for her left. But I wish I could be masculine so badly. I want to be a real man. ;_;

Stable? Debian Stable. Or Ubuntu (a little less stable). Debian or Ubuntu are your best bet for stability and support.

Ubuntu, Xubuntu or KDE Neon.

If you identify as a real man then you are one user. If you're having trouble figuring yourself out don't worry. You will eventually. There's someone for everyone.

You'll be alright user.

You are a fag and are going to hell, but I'd like to put in a vote for Xubuntu. It's simple, lightweight and yet easily customizable to have good aesthetics. The only thing I'll say is that you will probably need to set up compton to replace it's default compositing as it kinda sucks. Also you should go with a tasty, correctly prepared steak. Can't go wrong with steak.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Sure you posted enough personal information, OP?

I hear hell is nice and warm. How do I get there too?

Don't worry its inevitable for us all. Anything will be better that nonexistance

TempleOS is your best choice. You can download it at: templeos.org

I would download the iso onto a live CD/DVD,
Format the hard drive, and then install the OS.

You won't regret it.

T-Thanks, Anonette.

Don't listen to him, install gentoo.

>TempleOS
>My boyfriend
Lol