The dilapidated municipality of Samsung

>the dilapidated municipality of Samsung

I work at the IT department of the company that made all of the face recognition shit.
Things could become interesting on Monday!

>using meme features like face recognition in the first place

is samsung seriously pushing face recognition as something new? my lg from 2012 already had that

Who uses a password on their phone?

everyone who ventures outside their basement

Are you a developer? How is your job?

It's not new but I think it was supposed to be good this time around.

>brothers friends get a xbox one around launch time
>sit next to the owner
>kinect thinks i am him
why is this failed tech still a thing? image flat faced asians. they all can unlock each others phone just by looking at it.

normie gtfo reeeeeee

Not really, I'm purely on the IT side.
I do some programming/scripting on the side when it's required, but I'm not working on customer products, just on the systems used by the people to make those.

Face recognition is not good enough at this point to be used for security.

This fuck ruins all the Anjelica flicks

Fingerprint + Long password + Full disk encryption, come at me

Yes I know fingerprint sensors aren't perfect and can be spoofed

It takes too much processing power, its like finger print recognition, but with several magnitudes more complexity.
Simply matching up a few reference points isn't good enough. You need to keep track of proportion, and depth.

Works with my surface 4 pro

>iris scanning
>made by people who have 20% of their iris visible

And people wonder why Apple are so apparently 'slow' to implement things. Sure, they LOOK like they're late, but its just that the competition rush to implement things if they work more than 50% of the time, that's good enough for them.

This is why people trust Apple shit more.

Please deposit my pay into my account.

>set up face recognition to permabrick the device on successful match
>actually unlock it by other means

Samshit in charge of security... LMAO

>This fuck ruins all the Anjelica flicks
Only other guy I've seen her fuck was Rocco.

I guess that guy's her bf/husband.

just use openCV bro

I use fingerprint ID because the worst thing I have in my phone is some lewd lolis and my playlists full of vocaloid weeb music.