There should only be 5 programming languages

10 billion programming languages? Fuck that!

There should only be a maximum of 5 programming languages, that between them fill all programming needs.

Choose those 5.

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Rust
Haskell
Python
Lua
Assembly

C python java english and flash

C++
Perl
Python
Assembly
R

That's all you need famalamalamalam

Good list.

You had a chance to remove Perl from this world, and you didn't take it?

something fast for low level stuff, c or whatever
a lisp or derivate
some scripting lang like ruby/lua/perl/whatever
an ml ocaml/haskell like
a language for websites

java
lisp
perl
cobol
python

>java
What the fuck

Fortran
C
SQL
Python
Javascript

>some scripting lang like ruby/lua/perl/whatever
>a language for websites
If you're only going to have five languages, there's no reason those two can't be the same.

You're more upset about Java than Cobol?

What's the point of having database languages? Can't normal python pandas handle that shit?

Lua
C++
Python
Fortran
ADA

C for kernel and low-level facilities.
Common Lisp for large projects and new domain-specific languages.
Assembly because it has to exist.
Bash for OS scripts.
Python for dumb scripts.

some nignog is going to reimplement a database language in python either way

C#
F#
VB
TypeScript
XAML

:^)

x86 assembly

that is all

C++
Elixir
Java
Perl
Ruby
:^)

C sharp
D
E flat
A sharp
F sharp
B
LMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

HTML
CSS
XML
SQL
SVG

:^)

>not 6502
pls

>There should only be a maximum of 5 programming languages, that between them fill all programming needs.

But user, there is way more than 5 programming needs.

ksh
C++
Python
HTML (without JS)
ASM

PHP
Perl
Javascript
Java
Brainfuck

C
Go
Julia
OCaml
Lisp

C
C++
D
Lua
Lisp

As long as we can get rid of the dogshit that Javascript is, I'll be happy.

C
D
C++
Perl
Lisp

My nigger

C
C++
R
JavaScript
Java

C (For OS/Kernel shit)
C++ (For vidya)
Fortran *(For scientific computing)
Clojure (For fun)
Python (For Babbys)

This is the only right answer

>lua

what practical reason do you have for using lua?

B
C+=
Arnold C
Whitespace
Prolog

>5 programming languages
Try applying that to any other profession.

>There should only be 5 cpu architectures
>There should only be 5 kinds of beer
>There should only be 5 washing machines
>There should only be 5 types of cars
Doesn't really work.
Because of new technology and market competition there will always be many more.

You do realize he expressed this so as a game, right?
No wonder there's so much black and white in politics.

agreed

t. pajeet

gmod

C# vb html java hindi

Javascript

It'll happen; you'll see.

C
Assembly
three esoteric joke languages that are unusable in actual programming

which language is the third?

brainfuck derivatives i guess

Assembly
C
Java
Python or Ruby
JavaScript

Prolog
Haskell
Swift
Rust
C

Assembly
C
D
Python
Some javascript alternative

Typescript
F#
C#
C++
Assembly

Should have people specify which Assembly since there's a ton of those too

>There should only be a maximum of 5 programming languages,
In practice there are about 5 that people use.

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c
c++
assembly
python
php

Why are you all saying asm?

Covering all the bases:
C
Python
Javascript
Java (the VM makes it worth it)
Bash (I guess, idk)

My personal list:
C++11
C (any flavor will do)
Python
Literally don't care about anything else.

asm is essential for everything else

assembly for a MISC cpu with 16 instructions
brainfuck
bash
coffeescript
CSS (technically turing complete and therefore a language)

c
javascript
go
rc
regex

C++
C#
Rust
Python
ASM

Everything else is pure diarrhea

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Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan

C++
Lua
Haskell
Asm
FORTRAN

x86_64 asm
Rust
D
Python
ATS for added meme value

This lol

There should only be one language which everything is based of. Scratch.

Assembly
C++
Python
javascript
Lua

C
C++
Assembly
Cobol
Prolog

Keep the normies out

Asemmbly
Batch
C
D
E

lua
c++
c

theres like a gazillion different assembly languages

le norman roooo xDDD

Haskell (or OCaml)
JavaScript
Java
Python
C

C++
C
PHP
Assembly
JavaScript

C, C++, Java, Python, Assembly

Bot.NET

C
Java
Bash
Any low level machine code/ASM
not really a programming language but either VHDL or Verilog

The world would be a better place

Java
Php
C
Python

Brainfuck
Malbolge
C++
Whitespace
Arnold C

>Java
>"better place"
Java should die.

>t. never used java before
Admittedly Java's syntax and standard library is very verbose which you might not like, but it's a safe and cross platform language without compromising speed.

Brainfuck
Piet (pic related)
C+=
Holy C
Ook!

Actionscript
>web front end (no css, no html, no javascript, no browser dom to worry about, everything in swf files)
PHP
>web back end
C++
>software stuff
BSON
>database stuff (mongodb) Given enough time it could be as good as sql
C
>for the aspies out there

>Holy C

Ada
Fortran
Assembly
Lua
R

all other languages are redundant

Forth
Common Lisp
Prolog (though you can just fasten unification to CL)
Verilog

C++
Python
Php
Html
Java

Rust
Rust
Rust
Rust
Rust

It's not. Machine code is essential, assembly is just a primitive language on top of it. Most programming languages compile directly to machine code.

C, C++, Rust, Python, R?

Swap Lua for Java. For when you just want to get shit done. Python already does everything Lua does in a superior way.

c
c++
java
python
php

the popular market

Fortran
C
MIPS
VHDL
The good x86

ASMs
C++
JS (incl. CSS, HTML)
Shading langs (GLSL)
Brainfuck

> Java
> JavaScript | NodeJS

These two pretty much own the modern era. Everything else except C is noise.

>xml
>svg

heres your (You)

common lisp
python
C
erlang
lua/ruby

JavaScript
Scratch
HTML
SQL
CSS

Do you realise that if your cat sits on your keyboard like this, it presses its anus on the keys you then touch with your fingers?
Or is that fine because it licks it daily?

I like you.

Assembly
C
Go
Scheme
Bash

No, little David, I did not just forget Rust. :^)

assembly because speed
C because for everything
COBOL because important
Fortran because legacy
Logo for the kids

Applescript
Applescript
Applescript
Applescript
Applescript

Racket
Common Lisp
Clojure
PicoLisp
Assembly