Why don't you have a girlfriend

Why don't you have a girlfriend

because I like boys

Sorry I'm not a lesbian

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>dat ass

because I'm ugly insecure retard

Moar

I doubt you're a woman as well desu.

Interesting and worthwhile girls are hard to come by

I'm gay and ugly.

I can't get one with a body like that and a pretty face so I have no drive.

I'm a private person, it's difficult for people to get to know me
I have high standards
I never really try, I've approached a woman once in my life and only have hit on a handful of women
I have low self esteem

That's why

i'm not attractive enough to not need social skills to get one and i don't have any social skills to speak of

you could write "im retarded"

cause i'm stupid and have no game

I don't leave the house

>Because my humour is offensive and intolerable for 95% of women
>Because many of them have terrible personalities
>Most are fat or ugly
>The ones who aren't are out of my league anyways
>I am not good at pretending to give a shit about their dull as dishwater stories
>I am expected to uphold chivalry while they shit all over the good maiden ideology
>Because I have no motivation to do so
>Because my hand can do the same thing better, without me having to splash £50 on a steak dinner it won't even finish
>My hand won't divorce me and take half my assets
>My hand doesn't cheat, if it ends up jerking off other guys behind my back then I'm subconsciously a faggot
>"Muh wage gap"
>I don't like the common cold, why would I want it for my dick in the form of an STI?
>I could spend my datenights shitposting on here

I'm actually just here for off topic feet.

Why should I have my own when I can have everyone else's?

fucking foot fags

>feels thread
time to share
>Have a qt 10/10 gf
>Constantly on/off relationship due to our different religious backgrounds
>Tfw I fell in love with her
>Tfw it feels like having your heart ripped out each time we break it off
>Tfw we still go back
>Tfw back again and soon I will go down the same feel road again
>Tfw I'll never have her as waifu

What's the point of living lads?

Ugly faggot

Jesus Christ she's hot

this
but also this

they only like black cocks

The only ones interested in me are fat/feminist/single mothers. Or all three.

Usually with a hint of entitlement. If they're the only ones that look at me; why bother?

We haven't even see her face or if she has tits

Jesus Christ this is way too relatable
Fuck

Because I'm a loser.

Doesn't matter what you look like, or how much money you make, if you can't make a woman laugh you will never get laid.

what is she and you religiously

Yeah I know but there's something about those hips/ass and that hair that's really doing it for me

She's Christian and I come from Muslim family but irreligious.

are there many christian palestinians?

I always have a feeling I am intruding or that I am not invited to whatever that is going on.
I dont speak unless I am spoken to, I avoid groups of people, never casually join in conversations, never start small talk, in fact I from time to time actively avoid other people.

99.9% of the time I have nothing to offer to other people and they have nothing to offer me so all attempts to be friends would just end really awkward and bad or something like that

Close to a hundred thousands and a few times more than that in diaspora.

My hair is too puffy if long, like a mix of Seinfeld and djokovic, and if short I look like a mal nourished kosovar

99% of pali

bc currently, i feel that women arent worth the trouble or effort for me. had a gf that was rapidly pushing me towards marriage after 1.5 yrs of dating and the inevitable breakup has messed me up ever since

Because no girl has ever wanted me.

I know that feel bro

here m8

would you like me to demolish her house with my D9 so you could get her to live at your house and be her hero so she'd be your ever grateful sexually complacent waifu?

Thanks Chaim :3
Bestest ally

I'm a loser.

>Zionist hospitality

i do

send me an address and a date and hour and be there with 10k shekels

I don't really want a gf, i want a qt to fuck and touch her titties whenever i want.

Not that i could get either anyways

Nobody thinks that I'm single...

I recently read that there are muslim soldiers in the IDF? what hte fuck? is this true? do you guys accept them?

7/10

Top lel
Absolute madman, and no thanks wont need your services at the moment.

ugly face and ugly personality. what can you do

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>my tax dollars hard at work

How is the relationship between civilian Palestinians and Israelis really? It's hard to know because the media in the West has their own agenda.

yes, they're mostly bedouins, mostly serving in the bedouin recon battalion. they form the majority of trackers in the idf.

...

>have a gf
>cant get a boner around her because of years of fapping to trap hentai fetish shit
>never actually fucked her
you guys know nothing

Issto

Because I'm a worthless loser that deserves to die

>never actually fucked her

got bad news for you, she's not your girlfriend

I've had lots of girlfriend in the past.

But my last ex crushed me in ways unimaginable. I haven't been able to bounce back since.

Whenever I've been with girls since her I've felt sick to my stomach, my dick won't cooperate and I've wanted to just disappear.

There was a time in 90s 80s where we used to go shopping in Israeli markets and them vice versa. Second intifada came and ruined that, and now it is gradually easing, but still way worse than before.

alright sven, you normie fuck

Is this for binding her ankles? Pretty hot.

think of it as an investment in your future ;^)

this Sup Forums conversation was made possible by uncle sam™

fun fact these were bought with that buy american products subsidy you guys give us, and i busted an engine in one of those one time so i cost you circa 500-550k USD when the army had to replace it

i've never met an arab who didn't have an israeli ID in person

Damn. Sad.

Still no, thanks :DD

Lack any kind of self confidence to ask a girl out probably.

I don't socialize

>i cost you circa 500-550k USD
Actually I haven't paid taxes in years so well done, break some more shit if you want.

>socially retarded
>no friends
>extremely low self esteem
>no confidence
>im a boring person
its incredibly easy to do better than me

Come to daddy

Well, as far as I can tell women demand a lot of attention so I don't want to waste time on them

i have extremely specific taste/standards and would rather be alone than settle.

>Low self esteem
>Overweight
>Politically incorrect
>Lunatic
>The only girls that I meet everyday have a boyfriend or are disgusted by me
>I think 15 cm couldn't satisfy a woman
>Pretty sure no girl would give me a chance for date
>I have no idea how to kiss

I'm 28 and live with my parents, so no sale.

because im ugly

Because I don't need women. The women need me but they're too shy to talk to me

make her laugh by telling her how ugly and poor you are

though you cannot possibly be poor in norway, i guess

I remembered that when I used to dream that I kissed someone I would feel an unnatural suction-like feeling because I didn't know what a kiss felt like and my brain couldn't recreate it

Same...

>though you cannot possibly be poor in norway, i guess

This meme needs to end.

I fucked all my chances up because I subconsciously hate myself and don't want any chances at happiness.

Same
I tried to kiss/fuck girls via lucid dreaming but my brain can't recreate that feeling because I never experieced it irl

>On the assburgers spectrum
>Thin, circumcised dick that frequently gets pimples
>Low testosterone with no known cause, 300-500 ng/dl levels
>Scoliosis of spine
>Too tall for most girls (195cm)
>Twisted ribs and manboobs from poor pectoral attachments
>VERY thin wrists and ankles, thin limbs in general
>No social media (big red flag)
>Play video games too much
>Unemployed, might get job by fitting into "autism disability" quota
>Live with parents and cat
>No IRL friends
>Hate US culture except some movies and TV shows, only listen to foreign stuff
>Don't know how to have sex, kiss or any of that
>Have grown to hate the sounds of "other people", like heartbeats, eating sounds, breathing, sneezing, swallowing, farting etc.
>Fetish for strong girls/femdom/mixed wrestling
>Nasal, non-deep voice with ugly yank accent
>Opiate addict from spine surgery painkillers
>Head of benis hurts to touch after cumming
>Rarely talk, don't make eye contact
>Criticized for pale skin

Aren't all polish men ugly bald tracksuit wearing slavs? Competition should be low enough that you should be able to get laid at least.

Shopped af

>Interesting and worthwhile girls are hard to come by when you're a neckbeard fedora lord that doesn't leave your room

FTFY

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Girls are overrated.

I do and I've never had an issue gettin girls. I have deep blue eyes and a good face and my height (180cm) is good for American men

Wow... Look at all these people like me.

I'm not fat, actually I'm lifting.
I'm not ugly, just average.
Don't have any mental problems.

and yet can't become a member of the normie group, not because they don't like me or etc, but because I think our interests differ too much and I won't be able to talk like they talk, party like they party, be normies as they are.

>wrecked

I'm 21 and still virgin but i don't mind that all that much because i think i'm too young for sex anyways.I'd feel rather bad if i was 29 and still a virgin,tho.

People in general don't like me.

Oh, well...

>180

got no friends and don't really socialize more than necessary, don't quite know how to break out of it. I'm considering trying out golf thought, maybe that will be it.

I'm working on a real qt right now lads.
Going to a concert with her soon and then she is spending the weekend with me.
Hoping my dry spell comes to an end.

Poorfag and manlet