Why can't white men look more like this Sup Forums?

why can't white men look more like this Sup Forums?
why are they so emasculated?

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I'm white and I'm hairy like that too.

Because we're white, sand nigger.

>more like this
fat and speedo-wearing? or obscurely hairy?

I mean, I'm a hairy guy, the memes are true, but this guy is way over the line.

Why are Arabs and Indians are hairy when they live in hot climate? Doesn't make sense in evolutionary standpoint

Eww...

Yeah it does, it keeps the sand out for Arabs and there are deserts in India

>why can't white men look more like this Sup Forums?
Because we didn't stop evolving.

have you ever been to turkey?

>tfw

Need me a man like this

hi chad

Yummy

boner pls

I'm very hairy, like this dude here.

I try my best but my best isn't good enough

I'm a white monkey like you.

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>indians

Why does manliness disgust you? or you're just jealous cuz you'll never look like pic related

I'm hairy like that but white, it means that I have indian ancestry ?
Or white from greece (Alexandrer the Great) raped indians ?

Almost certain you are part Turkish.

Being a man =/= being a monkey

>says Italy

No, he was BTFO by Indians. Thats why we are the strongest race ever.

WE

WUZ

All men should look like this

>tfw Chinese
>tfw body is almost completely hairless except for large meme pubes and a little bit of arm pit hair
>tfw white girls ask me if I shave

Feels alright man

>Tfw
>Feel alright

too weak, looks like a child
italian are pretty hairy , but not as hairy as pic related
>I'm hairy like that but white, it means that I have indian ancestry ?
becuase celts,latin and germanic weren't hairy?murica plz

Is that what you call his men forcing him to go home after they'd been fighting for over a decade

Alexander the Great never lost a battle; you're thinking of battles fought by his lieutenants after he died.

is that colorslashmotion

Why can't Indian men shower more?

Am I gay if I find this sexy?

obviously

Alexander was able to blow through the smaller kingdoms near the Indus Valley, but his men forced him to turn back. They'd been fighting for years and the larger Indian kingdoms had absolutely massive armies. They made the right choice there.

gay or have a really hardcore ass fetish

if you said "no homo" first, then no

Nice backpedaling, demetrius.

Fact is that Alexander lost against the Indians and that makes us the strongest people ever.

Now fuck off

there is such thing as bisexuality, or even extremely occasional homosexual attraction. the same applies for homosexuals and occasional heterosexual attraction

>calling you out on your incorrect statement is backpedaling

ok :^)

Why do Asian and Black people have no body hair?

because they didn't intermingle with the neanderthals

I thought Neanderthals only lived in Europe? Why are Arabs and Indians hairy then?

Because they're not Caucasoids.

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That makes sense. Thank you, educated anons

>I used to be considered pretty hairy as a kid
>expected to be really manly as an adult
>turned out to be an effeminate twink

Explain better

What do you mean by better?

ayy baby wanna become an american's cock slut?
all the burgers you can eat as long as you dont get fat or else i kick you back out into the streets

You say that you used to be considered pretty hairy as a kid...
Why ?

I was pretty hairy for a kid, for example I had easily noticeable hair on my arms unlike most Finns.
Now that I'm through puberty I feel like I'm pretty average on that regard, but I've retained boyish facial features for example.

Except for the fact that he never lost

Am i banned

You are now
REEEEEEEE

WTF? I hope this is bantz.

>tfw all my friends commented on how I'm very hairy
>Go into sauna
>They comment on how I have a lot of body hair (shoulders, back, chest, stomach, legs, and feet)

HOW CAN EUROPEAN MEN EVEN COMPETE???

there is no such thing as occasional, user. you're a fucking faggot, deal with it

> tall
> hairy
> masculine facial features
> broad
> nice smile
> fit
> fucking social sperg


thanks senpai

But you're pretty hairless, Poojeet.

my boner says yes it is

Men with that much hair are so comfy and cute. I love it.