*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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>mfw morons who call themselves "software engineers" can't handle a simple whiteboard interview

*unzips sharpie*

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

*System.out.println("hello word");*

heh... nothin personnel... sir...

>hello word

> Teleports behind it
> Unsheates permanent marker pen
> "I have spent the last 10 years of my life training for this moment"
> Writes "Nothing personel kid" in beautiful gothic lettering

>So tell me about a time you came up with a ((((creative solution)))) to a problem

>tell me about a time you encountered a hardship in a project or workplace and how you overcame it

>Tell me about time

>group insists on using proprietary google botnet cloud shit
>leave group and do the project by myself
fucking normies

>gets hired as the office autist/mascot

it does not exist in real life. It is only made up to let people waste it.

>proceed to draw legendary swastika made of dicks, the Swasdicka

>gets hired as the office faggot

import: cuck
if(prime2e6) goto 4
Sum return
Print 3
##give me tendies

>Writes the 1 line python fizzbuzz from memory and fails at absolutely everything else

I still got a call back tho.

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do you guys think the original post was legitimate, or was it just a meme spouting fuck?

it's probably the nonfree pizza botnet guy trying to force another meme

>fizzbuzz in a language that isn't a botnet

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>go to job interview
>whiteboard rolls in and shoots my kneecaps
>spill spaghetti all over the floor
>never get a call back

>sharpie on a whiteboard

>Draws a leet hax0r riced Arch desktop (with anime girl)

pretty sure that's part of the joke

>being this slow

i am so fucking insecure about my future now

time to kms

I'm a white cisgendered male though

*handily solves coding problems and joins the patriarchy*

>teaches interviewer things he didnt even know
>try to fit in as much lisp as I can
"w-wow when can you start user"

RRRRRRAPE

>it's fizzbuzz
>accept the job
>entire job is maintaining a decade old installation of a proprietary e-commerce framework
>more convoluted and abstract than anything I have ever seen
>it was irresponsible to hire me
>mfw

>tfw entire dev team is white wizards
>tfw dumb customer service bitches over the wall chuckle at our enthusiastic Zelda discussions

Are you me at my first job which I later quit when I actually began to understand what I was actually doing but I decided I'd rather not?

Maybe

What city did this occur

I bet it was in Pune lol

He can't keep getting away with it!

Import
Print i(i==1-100) goto 2
If(i % 3) print fizz
Else_if(i % 5) buzz
##if you can't do this's neck yourself senpai

>this's

>studio.h

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I have never understood this. Do people just do things and forget immediately after or are they just impostors trying to land a job they don't deserve? If you need to google how to do a bubble sort or reverse a binary tree, you should be applying at Walmart.

>gets cs degree
>hiring manager ctrl + f "bachelor"
>deletes rest of stacks
>clicks on cs degree github
>his and only project is some complex machine ai using several languagues written by his proffesor which he just forked to fix a readme typo
>"hey user why don't u come in for a whiteboard interview"
>whiteboard question is fizzbuzz or prime number 2 mill which he memorized from the constant threads on g
>"wow user ur hired"
N thts how non coders get jobs

Someone create some OC of Optimus Prime writing on a whiteboard pls

Why is this a meme

>*blocks your path*

I dont get the joke, probably because I aint a programmer, but whats the meaning of this?

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You get asked to sort prime bubbles and spill your spaghetti, failing the interview

>no dick

>writes a bubble sort program

If you can't write fizzbuzz in assembly you don't belong near a computer.