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>South Dakota
edition

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Are you guys cut or uncut ?

post cute /cum/-chan

the collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake

Cut, I've been told I have a nice penis by 2 girls

Uncut here want to see it?

Why would you make a thread about a 'literally who' state?

/fr/

Dakotan succession when?

>you will never cum inside jotolisco and cuddle afterwards
How the fuck am I supposed to deal with this feel

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>south dakota

Yes please

Will you cut the dick of your future kids as well or not ?

nobody wants to see your dick

literally worst dakota

>states east of the rockies

Because it's the who's who of the literal who's.
It's quite the hoot.

tell the story of the jenna fischer meme

Yes. I do. Yes.

No. It's their choice

>states with no water

Good guy.

nou

>Living next to a stinky ocean

This

Why would anybody live there willingly is beyond me

As with Korea, the North version is better faggot

That's Delaware.

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come again?

>implying the pacific ocean isnt one of the 7 wonders of the world

dont be jelly just because your landlocked

Who?

>living in a snowy cornholl

California should honestly just nuke itself. About half the insufferable Bernie supporters would die, nearby states wouldn't have to bear the burden of providing water and energy. The only bad thing about this is we wouldn't be able to make fun of Californians again

you guys are cute

Delawhat?

You too

Cut

I won't circumcise my kids (If I ever have any)

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>there are """people""" who unironically live on the least coast

fuck this shit meme, im taking it the fuck out

So how was /cum/'s day? I met the guy who sold Michael Phelps the weed he got caught with

Its another "jealous nerds shit talking California" episode

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Lies! SD strong! No proofs!

Leave me alon pls or else I will ask da policman to bet u up oki

Been to the beaches in California, it smells like shit and nobody does anything there except sit on the beach and bake themselves tan to honor their Mexican bulls.

Uncut

I went on a date. Then I came home and jacked off twice

got a date guys, some girls picking me and taking me to a bar to get me drunk

what do you think she wants ?

Your penis pushing into her cervix. Go for it senpai.

>Ive only been to SoCal

m8, you have to realize there's much more to the state

She wants to peg you with a 12 inch strap on obv

To teach you English you Quebecois memechild

>Northern California
You mean Southern Oregon? Yeah it's good.
Not the real California though.

Quebecois? wut

cut

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Memes aside
Is it a friend date or romantic date? Is this the first date?

Did laundry, cleaned, making a burrito, enjoying not having to really socialize, prolly gonna watch a movie in a sec

Anything good on Netflix

florida best state

The French like to but a space between the ends of their sentence and their question marks.
The Quebecois like to pretend their more hon than the hons, and would so enjoy replicating their mannerisms, including their purposeful taking the piss out of English.

Why should I? It's blatantly obvious.
You should split the state.

Pop

Oh i do it cause it looks cute

my

>poor man's m&m's
no thanks you

Reeses Pieces > MnM's > MnM knockoffs in trail mix > everything else

>Reese's Pieces
>not Peanut M&M's

Inland SoCal is actually bretty gud. People there aren't libtards, housing is cheaper and a lot nicer.

>My sister went to North Dakota with her friends for the weekend
>She stopped answering my texts today
>mfw

>Be skinny
> 140lbs
> 5"11
> start bulking
> finally hit goal of 160
> get really sick for a week
> puking and diarrhea
> check weight today
> 149

FUCKKKKKKK

recommend me a good murder mystery movie to watch familia

Yeah except there's a bunch of tweakers and dirt people

t. Inland empire

girl with the dragon tatoo

Batman 2: Electric Boogaloo

if you lost that much weight from being sick in a week its probably just water
rehydrate and it'll go back up

>letting your sister go to the midwest
You know that place is full of psycopaths, right?

shes dead user

Emma Stone

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There's literally nothing there

She probably doesn't have cell reception because north dakota is a fkn wasteland

California is a literal shithole besides the coast.

It's alright.

Don't worry, she's just been requisitioned for some fun Summer-camping near some oil fields.

Rude desu

voted

I use both terms
>Grab me a soda pop, paw

Daily reminder

Clue

xD

>Soda fags btfo
Pop ftw

:^|

you people DISGUST me

Fuck Toronto

SODAFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>i'll have a one soda please

u sound like a NERD lmfao

I've had 7 glasses of water so far today.
It just ducks because now I'm back to square 1

i still wuv u

completely false

the sierras are GOAT

i wuv u 2

Fucking retards
DELET THIS

You call it soda because it's fucking soda. Pop, just the word itself, mixed with the nasally voice of most northerners, drives me insane

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>I'll have a sodaPOP, please

literally could not be more of a homosexual

>strawpoll.me/10276454

sodapop is for old people. it's just POP.

did they steal all of Nebraska's corn?

>"completely"
>one example of a notable feature that is notably less impressive than the Rockies anyways

Sure thing buster. CIDF is a formidable force however, I'll grant you that.