AAAAAAAAAAYYYY MUMMMAAAAAAA
WHYA ISA MYA PASTA COLDA
CARLO AND GIOVANNI ARE-A COMING OVER FOR LUNCHA SOONA AND THEA PASTA IS COLDA
MUMMA MIA WHATEVER WILLA PUPPA SAYA IF ONLYA HE HADN'TA DIEDA INA FREAKA PIZZA ACCIDENTA
AAYAYYYAYYAYAYAYY MUMMA
AAAAAAAAAAYYYY MUMMMAAAAAAA
WHYA ISA MYA PASTA COLDA
CARLO AND GIOVANNI ARE-A COMING OVER FOR LUNCHA SOONA AND THEA PASTA IS COLDA
MUMMA MIA WHATEVER WILLA PUPPA SAYA IF ONLYA HE HADN'TA DIEDA INA FREAKA PIZZA ACCIDENTA
AAYAYYYAYYAYAYAYY MUMMA
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Mamma mia I have a opedius complex to my obese mother and I always wear wife beaters.
:)...!!
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that wacky australia
>AAAAAAAAAAYYYY MUMMMAAAAAAA
MUMMA MIA
Delet this
Effusione dispiace, ma io sono veramente arrabbiato.
Quindi che cazzo!? Quali sono queste paste? Minori copia jonnet di testo inutile e considerarlo come un divertimento, non è divertente?! FARE?! Giusto. Non vi è certamente divertente quando ho postailen questo lamenti guidate sulla scheda. A mio parere, paste dovrebbero dare divieti eterni, alcuni possono riconoscere la parola permabannit.
Il vomito off, davvero.
Smettila!
Non posso sopportare un'altra giornata come quella jonneilua, si spera che qualcuno un grande uomo cancella tutti fuori di questa terra, o anche la scheda.
Saluti anti-pasta per un acronimo
We need el ItaliANO pasta (hehe) guys
>be Australian
>be literally descended from criminals
>have the worst internet connection in the world
>pay twice the price for a videogame
>live in an inhospitable desert full of extremely dangerous animals
>have the highest rates of skin cancer in the world
>get KHAN'D by China
> Be Italian
> AYYYYYY MUMMA MIA
Witty
how did you come up with this fantastic joke
>tfw my canadian-italian gf speaks like this when she gets riled up with emotion, regardless of which emotion
>tfw hearing her laugh and get in to a joke argument with her mama as i'm eating their nice penne pasta
>tfw no gf
is it american style banter where you just list some facts?
> HOWA DIDA YOUA COME UPA WITH SUCHA FANTASTICO JOKA
> PAPA COULDA NEVER HAVEA COMEA UPA WITH THIS ONEA
> AAAY
only retards 'banter' like that
*pinches fingers together*
MAMA MIA WHATA SPICY MEATABALLa!!
*kisses fingers*
IMA 34 AND LIVA WITHA MIA MAMA!!
Stop u autist
ahah
that's why i called it "american style"
>facts can't be humorous
t. AIDS-ridden vodka nigger.
>ХAХAХAХAХA
> SUKA IDI NAHUUUIIIIIII BLAT
>MAMA IS COMING OH BLLLL....IN PRIVET MAMA
> NO MAMA BLIN MONEY TO TIGHT FOR MOVE OUT BLIN
>t. MAMA MIA WHAT A SPICYA MEATBALL AAAH?
*kisses fingers*
>YOUA NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKEA PIZZA LIKEA PAPA COULD. IF ONLYA PAPA WAS HEREA TO SEE THIS AAAAHH?
cringe
SPAGHETTI????
>Be Italian
>Literally a nation of manlets
>Couldn't sucessfully hold on to an African colony without getting BTFO
>Look like actual Arabs but cling on so badly to being White
>be Canadian
>be too irrelevant for anyone to care about properly bantering him back
Just imagine about every negative stereotype of Americans applying to yourself too because you're literally just snowy America.
ANDAAA MEATTAAA BALLSSAAAAAA
MAMMA MIA THATS A SPICY MEATBALLA
AYYYY AFLREDO SPAGHETTI
*hand gestures*
>65% of russians are illiterate
>calling americans retarded
yeah ok bro. ok? ok.
don't be upsetti have some spaghetti
Don't know what's worse ITT: the pathetic attempts at banter or the completely asshurt Italians.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU HAVEN'T A LIVED UNTIL YOU TRIED A NEW YORK PIZZA!!!
>A BOOPITY BOPITY SPAGETTI
>A BIA CANADIANA
>A BIA TOOA IRRELEVANTA FORA ANYONEA TOA CAREA ABOUTA PROPERLYA BANTERINGA HIMA BACKA
*kisses fingertips*
>THATSA SPICY MEATABALLA
*government collapses*
Proofs?
Also, you can't deny Russia has produced a disproportionate amount of great minds for a huge frozen shithole plagued by alcoholism, AIDS and depression.
i love it when an outsider posts about how everyone is pathetic but him
...
AY LUIGI GETTA LOADA THIS GUY
Did Australia finally lose the shitposting war? They have to banter Italian now because we kicked there ass.
MAMMA MIA SOMEONE-A GIVE-A THIS-A GIOVANNI A CALZONE-A
AYYYY SPAGHETTI PROSCIUTTO GORGONZOLA RICOTTA
AYYYY A MARIO IMA LIVING WITH A MAMA
How did you escape your freedom cage? Did you became so fat you just started to absorb things like a black hole?
YOU WANTA TRYA SUMMA MAH FETTUCCINE CARBONARA MWAH MWAH ITS AH PERFECTO
No we are 2v1'ing you fucking scrubs
>it's the monkey posting Terrono again
> come back from lunch
> Italian getting roasted
>opedius
Roasted Italian sounds p good
Rangeban?
>it's the monkey posting Terrono again
>Did you became so fat you just started to absorb things like a black hole?
This is actually a good insult
I'll use it on /k/ now
I BETA ROASTEDA ITALIANA TASTESA LIKEA SPAGHETTI
>mfw I was just watching the godfather
Is that any good?
I remember watching it as a young lad and being bored out of my fucking mind
I'm 25 now though so i might be able to actually appreciate it
Dude it's one of the best movies that ever came out of hollywood. A must see
ITA TASTA LIKEA PIZZA CALZONEA
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Fuck I thought that only applied to Sup Forums
Global rule. Hope your internet connection can handle it