Everything's an object

>everything's an object

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True story

Everything's a function

>everything's an string

>everythings a dictionary

Awesome for large corporations that have certification requirements.

>and the NSA/CIA

Except for structs

Everything is everything

>everything is 1s and 0s

>everything's a table

Lua is neat.

>everything is everything else

everything is pointless

>everythings a statement

Everything is a pointer.

Jesus Christ, what is this unholy language?

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What's wrong with that

this piece of shit is what the entire modern web is based on.

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JavaScript? God fucking damn

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These are great!

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>social network programmer who writes in C

thanks for filling the world with cancer murashita-chan-dono-same-tan-kun

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That fucked me over in my computer science 101 exam. You somehow had to create an addition object from a number1 and a number2 object and it didn't make any sense to me since you just write x+y in a method if you want to add up something. I haven't really understood that object oriented paradigm yet when I wrote that exam. I could still take it a second time and it went a lot better.

>1, 2, 3
js handles it properly, not sure why he thinks instantiation should work without the "new" keyword
>4
understandably frustrating but easily avoidable
>5
with is depreciated
>7
>implying ruby
>8, 9
not an argument
>11
that isn't a bad thing
>12, 13, 14
no shit Sherlock

shit like
is evil but that doesn't mean all of js is bad

Please tell me Web Assembly or something's gonna kill JS.

I hate that normie nigger gif so much

WebAssembly will do it once it gets GC primitives.